is there a gatroenerologist in the house?

[Bosun]

as one seems to be suffering a little ( read lot) today how much gas is there in a normal body? im getting worried i shall implode



i blamme it on the beer and cabbage

[Fran]

Just don't go Piper Alpha on us man....Red Adairs dead!!! :eek:

[farang]

explode more like..

[Rogue Monkey]

as one seems to be suffering a little ( read lot) today how much gas is there in a normal body? im getting worried i shall implode



i blamme it on the beer and cabbage
Ya feel like ya gonna implode! :eek: Erm.... avin been in the health service for some years I ave never come across this particular affliction! :eek: This sounds serious! :eek: I suggest taking deep breaths! This usualy works for me whaen Imm totallllllllllllly bolloksed! :o

[Bosun]

i survived the evening
room now has black/yellow biohazzard warning tap[e on

off to look for sprouts now.....

[Mitch]

You think you've got problems...

Fookin' well get some beer in last night, sat down to watch Kill Bill on DVD. Had about four bottles in all, kept falling asleep while trying to watch 'The Cell' so I had no clue whatsoever what was going on so decided to go to bed...

...all of a sudden woke up at 2am and felt like I had to go and talk to any god who'd listen on the porcelain telephone, just as I got into the bathroom, my arze started chundering away like I was about to pebbledash the bathroom (Mrs R would've been chuffed - Not!) - couldn't decide what to do first :eek: anyway, nature took its course and I thought all was well, so went back to bed...

...only to find an hour later, I wanted to do it all again!!! (maybe the first god needed telling again or I'd missed something!).

Mrs R left me in bed this morning when she went to work, only to phone me up an hour and a half later and rouse me from my stupor - not becuase of that, just to say I'd left her bike on Prime last night and there was petrol everywhere :o (problem now sorted, new vacuum pipe on the carbs to the right thickness and length), also to say she found the whole thing of me barfing rather amusing (!). Did I feel rough? Almost fell down stairs trying to get to the phone.

Finally got round to having a coffe and fryup so starting to feel much better!
I hope so, we're off to see Bill Bailey live this aft over in Brighton when Mrs R finishes work

[Bosun]

oooh maybe a little too much info.. i thought Mrs r was the lightweight :D

hope show was good