this bully needs a lesson!

[Mrs Reject]

Friend of mine has recently been terrorised by a colleague, he is a big, tall, muscly bloke and has worked his way through quite a few local women. Nice to begin with then taking over their lives, locking them in rooms and beating them. He's just terrorised two of my friends in this way, police aren't interested because there were no witnesses - like he's stupid enough to assault them in broad daylight outside :mad:
I would like to see him stripped naked, have his pubes shaved and chained to a lamp post in the middle of town with a placard on his chest saying, "I beat women please kick me" on it and leave him to the mercy of the local chavs!
Guys like this really need a lesson - it makes me mad :mad:

[Dougie]

Mebbe a bit extreme,but get a few large mates in combats and ski-masks,bushwhack him one night in a quiet secluded area,stick a sack over his head,bind his hands with large cable ties or gaffa tape,bundle him into a car or van with "alternative" number plates and drive him into the countryside.Once there interrogate him as if he's muscled in on your "drug distribution" patch,give him a healthy kicking and tell him to get the feck out of Dodge!
Of course there is no "drug distribution" but it should put the s***s up him enough that he'll leave town.OR you could proceed with the above up to the healthy kicking but then take out his knees with a nail gun or a lump hammer.I'm not taking the p1ss,this is what he needs if the feds are doing nothing.Should work for bike thieves and burglars also.Please note,I neither advocate nor condone violence.Violence is never the answer,but sometimes it'll do till you find said answer!

[ForestFred]

I concur with Dougie.

[dracken1]

wtg dougie, you can always rely on us celts to come up with subtle solutions to a prob :D
people are all to willing to believe the worse in people.
so a few subtle rumours along the lines of him being a pedo will often do the trick. failing that see post above :D

[Bosun]

jeez thats not nice

lets hoope he gets the come uppence he deserves

[BlackPig]

Seconded.................erm,..............or is that fourthded ??

[Rogue Monkey]

Just to add my pennies worth...Do as above, except add this ingredient....blind fold him...put a small open can of petrol under his nose...pour a large can of water over him tell him he`s gonna burn...watch him crap himself and plead like a scared baby... then...kick his teeth in! result! :cool:

[Dougie]

Then you can use what's left of the water to wash the sh1t,piss & blood away!

[defarter]

Agreee with Dougie + RMs petrol jobbie.

[saxman]

you could always pull his head off, and sh1t in the hole.

[mr.chaz]

stop fookin about....
just kill him!

[Tim750]

stop fookin about....
just kill him!
Exactly right top him front of his friends or family

[Fran]

Some softy Walters say violence is never the answer but I say it depends on the question! It's the only thing a guy like that will pay attention to.Maybe one day he'll go out with a girl who can look after herself & gives him the much deserved arse kicking :D

[Mrs Reject]

Someone evil, someone who knifes him in the bollox just when he thinks the game is won - mmmmmm! Every woman on this forum then hahahaha, dead man walking!

[Fran]

Let's go & John Wayne Bobbit him :cool:

[shasha]

bit o' a shame tho that peeps can get upset over a bloke they dont know but no one has got so vocal over poor tigger of bikersweb getting the **** kicked out of her for a couple of years and matt the bastard who did it got out of prison after doing only 1 month out of the 4 he was sentenced to and people will still speak to him.

[defarter]

bit o' a shame tho that peeps can get upset over a bloke they dont know but no one has got so vocal over poor tigger of bikersweb getting the **** kicked out of her for a couple of years and matt the bastard who did it got out of prison after doing only 1 month out of the 4 he was sentenced to and people will still speak to him.


Hopefully he will get the rest of his sentence on the end of a large steel toecap boot.

[shasha]

can only hope so defarter. its sad how peeps if they know the bloke think 'oh she must have been askin for it' or pretend its not happenin.

[BlackPig]

can only hope so defarter. its sad how peeps if they know the bloke think 'oh she must have been askin for it' or pretend its not happenin.

I don't know them so I'm with df here .

[Dougie]

bit o' a shame tho that peeps can get upset over a bloke they dont know but no one has got so vocal over poor tigger of bikersweb getting the **** kicked out of her for a couple of years and matt the bastard who did it got out of prison after doing only 1 month out of the 4 he was sentenced to and people will still speak to him.
Not being a frequenter of Bikersweb I can't comment,but I believe my first post on this thread can be applied to any such miscreant!

[shasha]

I don't know them so I'm with df here .


if youve been to any rallies over the last 20 years you will prolly come across or seen tigger, and the bikersweb stand has been at loads of dos for the last 3 or 4 yrs.

[Rogue Monkey]

poke his eyes out wi some knitting needles! Ahhh! that would rool! :D

[bunbag]

action,s speak louder than words ; melt the fucker :mad:

[BlackPig]

if youve been to any rallies over the last 20 years you will prolly come across or seen tigger, and the bikersweb stand has been at loads of dos for the last 3 or 4 yrs.


I've been to shed loads of rallies in the last 20 years ,but considering that I don't live in the UK the chances are very slim !! :confused: :eek:

[MancCatz]

Hi Folks
As to the guy mentioned in the first post, well the first solution is excellent but you could use several additions.

In The Republic of Lancashire there is a little refinement that the country boys like to use. The Barbwire enema.
Do as suggested but when you get the subject to secluded spot then strip them force the subject over and part there butt cheeks and feed the strand of wire in there bung hole. (Don’t use raze wire to messy) feed about one to two feet of the wire in and ground spike the other end to the floor with a tent peg. Force the subject to stand and make them run, Walk or stagger forward until the wire is clear. Subject should be in great pain and will be going no place soon.

Also take them on the moors or an exposed space; Strip and drench in water then leave to walk home. You cant be done as the will get hypothermia and expire.


This is only a suggestion and I would not condone of any violent actions
(But I would enjoy it) :mad:

if you have time and a secure building then there is always the Parrot Perch?

[defarter]

Had to stop reading that one it was making me eyes water :eek: :eek:

[Fran]

Oooooh!!! I won't be able to unclench my cheeks for a week after reading that! :eek:This is one tightassed Scot with a good excuse.

[Freak]

The ironic thing being barbed wire was invented by a woman :D

[Fran]

Don't tell me,we put it round the biscuit tin to keep you lot away! :D

[madastoast]

I know a lass thats a champion kick boxer I think she might just teach him some manners :D

[MancCatz]

ooohh there's more but the staff said they would take the computer away

theres a good one to put the fear of god in to someone.
it involves a car , spare tyre and a sandbag over there head.

sick but i like it