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kitkatman
20-05-2006, 07:44 PM
happiest day of my life today...............
went to church...............
walked down the aisle.............
wife was waiting.............
i kissed her on the cheek...........
and shut the lid..................
Violetmay
20-05-2006, 07:48 PM
you forgot a bit... walked away again.. heard strange creaking noise.. a familiar voice said.. 'only joking!!'

:)
kitkatman
20-05-2006, 07:52 PM
turned back and nailed the fucker shut :D
krammer
20-05-2006, 07:59 PM
would someone give me an alibi if i murdered my wife?
kitkatman
20-05-2006, 08:23 PM
as long as you leave the cat alone :D
baldyshinehead
20-05-2006, 08:36 PM
happiest day of my life today...............
went to church...............
walked down the aisle.............
wife was waiting.............
i kissed her on the cheek...........
and shut the lid..................

i would have got such a slap if i had said that :D
the boatman
20-05-2006, 08:42 PM
ooooooh TINKS did you hear what KKM just said


your for the couch when she reads that mate lol
kitkatman
20-05-2006, 08:44 PM
ooooooh TINKS did you hear what KKM just said


your for the couch when she reads that mate lol
good....i might get some sleep :rolleyes:
the boatman
20-05-2006, 08:46 PM
just sleep with one hand on your nuts cos there's knives in da kitchen :D