Dr Suess Purity test

[Fran]

I'd like to see Krammer's score! :D

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?


Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?


Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?


Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?


Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?


Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?


Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?


Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?


Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?


Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?


Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?


Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?


Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?


Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?


Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?


Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?


Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?


Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?


Have you done it without style?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?


Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?


Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?


Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?


Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?


Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?


Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity.

[Shep]

26% was my score,
Does that mean I'm just a whore?

[Violetmay]

http://www.armory.com/tests/seuss.html I got 72% pure.. and I did ansa honestly... Just call me a lady from now on.. :D

[Bag Lady]

My purity was 30......

I will have to get "down & dirty" :D

[saxman]

:o ........ :eek: .......... :o

[andi696969]

34% purity was i.......all i can do is try :)

[rainbow]

You are 84.0% sexually pure (16.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 84.0% pure in the sex domain. :o
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 7%, based on a comparison of your test results with 189718 other submissions for this test. :D

[baldyshinehead]

did the test thingy, went to get the result and my pc crashed, i cant be that bad :eek: :D

[Fran]

did the test thingy, went to get the result and my pc crashed, i cant be that bad :eek: :D

I'm filled with a new admiraion of you BSH! :eek:

[baldyshinehead]

I'm filled with a new admiraion of you BSH! :eek:

why thank you dear lady :D

[Violetmay]

Our compoota says.... christ you dirty little sod... bang!!! :D

[Born2bVile]

You answered "yes" to 38 of 50 questions, making you 24.0% sexually pure (76.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 24.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 51%, based on a comparison of your test results with 189718 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 65.4%.

:confused:

Too pissed to care.

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[iomrob]

30.0% sexually pure (70.0% sexually corrupt.............. must try harder to get rid of that 30% :)