BikerGran
15-10-2004, 09:13 PM
A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I killed today because they got on my nerves.
Help me be more careful of the toes I step on today in case they are attached to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying their hardest to wind me up, help me to remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile hut only four to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.
Amen.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I killed today because they got on my nerves.
Help me be more careful of the toes I step on today in case they are attached to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying their hardest to wind me up, help me to remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile hut only four to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.
Amen.