Ladies - do you agree?

[BikerGran]

Every time I see that banner at the top of the forum, with a variety of scantily clad females for the fellas to look at, I get mad!



No, nothing to do with political correctness, it's just........









Where are the scantily clad gorgeous fellas for us to gawp at?

[ForestFred]

Go to The Hex Rated Rally at the end of the month an you'll know why :D

[triker_gal]

Yep totally agree. I'd like to see a gorgeous hunk of a man drapped all over a bike that I cant see the bike. :D :D

[Grav]

Perve.......... :p :D

[Doro]

yeah I agree


is just I have to be more careful now cos it's harder to pretend I'm doing work wif her tits all over the place

prolly be no good wif a man there either

mind, I do have a fetching half naked pic of gypsy on me desktop


hurr hurr

[thor66]

i only got in to the bike scene for all the mass debauchery and pillage and drinking. what happened ?

[triker_gal]

Perve..........
Moi ??? never !! lol :o :D

[triker_gal]

i only got in to the bike scene for all the mass debauchery and pillage and drinking. what happened ?
I believe that still goes on round these parts ,, ooeerrr :D

[Gypsy]

yeah I agree


is just I have to be more careful now cos it's harder to pretend I'm doing work wif her tits all over the place

prolly be no good wif a man there either

mind, I do have a fetching half naked pic of gypsy on me desktop


hurr hurr

good job its the top half :D

[devilsquest2000]

#Where are the scantily clad gorgeous fellas for us to gawp at?#



im here :D

[triker_gal]

#Where are the scantily clad gorgeous fellas for us to gawp at?#



im here :Dlike we've got exray eyes !! :rolleyes:

show yaself then :D

[devilsquest2000]

ok i got to find a pic first????? :D

[technoboiler]

yehhhhhhhhhhh

lets have sum half neked men here....hehehehe

cum on lads dont be shy.... :p

[triker_gal]

ok i got to find a pic first????? :D
Eeekkk lol :D

[Mrs Reject]

Well here you are ladeez :D This is one of Mitch at the naturist club earlier this year. Only the conveniently placed bottle of wine saved us from being arrested when we went to pick the photos up from Asda teehee!


Oh feck here comes Mitch.....run.....hide!!!!!! :eek:

[DANNY]

Mrs R im going to send you the bill for getting my keyboard cleaned up as ive just thrown-up over it, oh god its all over my fingers now.

[Friar Tuck]

Yep totally agree. I'd like to see a gorgeous hunk of a man drapped all over a bike that I cant see the bike. :D :D
Do you really want to see the Jumper removed? :eek:

Got a strong stomach then? :p

[Del]

This seems to be one of those age old discussions that every now and then raises its head so to speak. To be honest t1ts n arse or fellas don't really bother me as long as they are alrite to look at, would prefer just the bikes though!!!! :p

[shane.N]

O.K then ladies.You asked for it :eek:

[Fran]

Naked guys in bubblepack & baby oil....oh & they've got to be hairy too! :D

[xjtriker666]

dont look at it then....

[Mrs Reject]

O.K then ladies.You asked for it :eek:

Gott in Himmel, what have I started *Mrs R whispering from cupboard under the stairs*:D

[acidpixie]

when i went to a Jugsters mcc do a few years ago, they had male and female stri... oh no sorry i mean "exotic dancers" and that was dead cool and only fair really.
to be honest lots of blokes watched the male strippers act because A/ he was more entertaining than the woman (who looked really bored) and B/ he had an absolutly huge todger!
I was gobsmacked (so to speak!)

At the end of the day magazines dont like putting nude guy in mags because most mags are brought by guys and a lot of men are scared that people will think they are bent if they buy a mag with nudie men in (which is rather sad)

mags dont want to lose sales. end of story... unless you change it. :eek:

[defarter]

Here is me bestest mate in his thong just for you ladies. :D :D

He also rents him self out as an Escort :eek: :eek:

[krammer]

i'm no lady :rolleyes: but i prefer not to look at some blokes knob as he sprawls over another guys chopper........................................... ................................................ that he has spent months building. women on the other hand :eek: complement the bikes way better. i love womens nooks and crannies me, (especially their crannies) sid the sexist mode off. :D

[Santa]

Here is me bestest mate in his thong just for you ladies. :D :D

He also rents him self out as an Escort :eek: :eek:

Oooeer! I'm sure I was camped next to him at the Pissed Indian!

[Mrs Reject]

You're right... that was at the Pissed Indian!!! :eek:

[devilsquest2000]

heres 2 lads that were round mine earlyer today sortin out their earings with a pair of pliers???thought it was gonna end in a trip to hospital!!! :eek:

[defarter]

Oooeer! I'm sure I was camped next to him at the Pissed Indian!

Yep thats him, Did yer see the girls use the wax strips on him without warming them up, yer must have heard him screem.. :D :D

You would have loved to have seen that Mrs R "The pain" :D :p

[BikerGran]

He also rents him self out as an Escort

Escort? Looks more like a Volvo to me!



... magazines dont like putting nude guy in mags

I never suggested nude, if i want a laff I can look at my other 'arf!

;)


It's the same at the NEC bike show too - we females should start insisting on our rights!

[defarter]

[QUOTE=TrikerGran]Escort? Looks more like a Volvo to me!





He's had a hard life. :D :D :D

[Bosun]

i shall regret doing this..............
More male semi nudity you say..




it was a long time ago now :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Unfortunatly I`m booked up for this week but next week........... :p

[Dougie]

Every time I see that banner at the top of the forum, with a variety of scantily clad females for the fellas to look at, I get mad!

What's this?What's this?All I get is a feckin' vBulletin logo! :mad:

[defarter]

It's firkin gone......... :eek: :mad:

[Bosun]

What's this?What's this?All I get is a feckin' vBulletin logo! :mad:


this is what i wondered, you will find the anser if you change style from deafult to new, bottom of scren... default less distracting

[defarter]

thats better..... :D :D

[Doro]

just had to log on as meself to post this....in case you got the wrong idea like...

[Rogue Monkey]

Ok! just a peek! :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

I fink I'm gonna puke!

[Braces]

To the ladys on this forum, dont know if you remember a few years back we did have a few nakid fellas in the mag, untill some killjoy complained. As to pats lack of responce to this thread, i suspect that she is fed up with the subject because she has tried her best to put things in the mag to cater for everyone but gets pilliaried all the time, wev`e had pictures removed from our club web site because someone thought that it was inappropriate for a so called family site, all the pics were was a woman showing off her dirty pillows lol.
I think wev`e all gone soft. :mad: :mad:

[Gypsy]

doro here


mmmmmmmmm


I think maybe you're taking the thread a little bit too seriously

I don't fink anyone was complaining other than in a tongue-in-cheek way


feel free to correct me if I'm wrong



I for one was just having a larf, and I apologise if it's upset Pat :(

[madastoast]

I've never thought being serious was a very attractive trait in people thats why I never am. Life's short enough happy, why anyone would want to take anything seriously is beyond both my brain cells . I may have been away from the scene for a while but I never changed into an old man while I was getting to be one

[Mrs Reject]

Me and Mitch believe that if you don't get naked in the sunshine often enough you die as you don't absorb enough vitamin D. :)

[dracken1]

ok heres a mock up of the 2005 harley davidson
http://aku-aku.com/it/images/fatman_.jpg

[BlackPig]

ok heres a mock up of the 2005 harley davidson
http://aku-aku.com/it/images/fatman_.jpg


ROFLMFAO!! :D :D :D :D

[Bosun]

mmm does this mean next year the riders have to stop wearing bandanas?

[Rogue Monkey]

And ...perchance.....their underwear? :eek: :p

[Nitrowing]

Here's a slice... :eek:

[BikerGran]

Mmmmmmmm one slice is never enuff............

[bunbag]

ok heres a mock up of the 2005 harley davidson
http://aku-aku.com/it/images/fatman_.jpg

love it :)

[bunbag]

love it :) stick a few banger,s up its arse and you can turn it into a triumph rocket f***in **** a hate the new hinkley crap sorry but aaaaaaahhhhhhhh any way ave got 9 days offnow wee pit pissed any one herd fi wallace yet :)

[100%Pat]

Hi,
Firstly let me say I havent been ignoring this thread, I've only just got my internet access back at home and keep forgeting to write down my password (as a moderator I have a long unrememberable password) so I cannot post at home.
I dont have a prob with this thread at all, but Braces is correct in some what he says, ages ago I did run pics of blokes Odgie even did a naked photo shoot with his bike at the time...... Hmmmmm big knob that bloke has!
But the load of complaints we had meant we had to stop doing it, sorry ladies but it is a sad fact that blokes do not want to see other naked/semi naked men in the magazine and while men are our main market we have to keep them happy. Its not right, Its not fair but its the way it is.... sorry.

[Dougie]

Yer average woman looks a hell o' a sight better than yer average bloke.Well,better than me anyhow!I have been banned by a UN resolution from appearing in public without a shirt ne'er mind nekkid! :eek:








Also,I don't appear on film.

[Creature]

dont know about georgous but heres one taken of me last december at icy ale rally ( dam cold it was too...........

http://www.hondasohc.co.uk/rally/rally03/icyale03/gallery.asp?ID=167

[ForestFred]

Now theres a fine figure of a man :D

[Doro]

hey creature looks like Fred



cousins?




nice bike though :D

[100%Pat]

Maybe, but I've never heard Creature make that much noise being sick??? :rolleyes:

[Doro]

oooooooooooooooooo


Pat




that was naughty....!

[100%Pat]

It was the truth honest injun....

[misfits ragdoll]

oooo you started somthing now, the male species wont like that one. :rolleyes:

[BikerGran]

He he he!

:)

[Creature]

Maybe, but I've never heard Creature make that much noise being sick???

I'll take that as a compliment
YABA DABA DOOO

[purplepower]

Here's a slice... :eek:



Nitrowing....... Schwiiing.

See thats what ya get for posting up pics from old threads.

Now wheres the rest of them nekkid men???

[UKRobKLR650]

My Knobs to small :D

[purplepower]

My Knobs to small :D


s'allright ickle rob, I got one of them there magnifying screens that you can put over yer telly!!

[davesatan]

the offer still stands from me pat to do a naked shoot

[excalibur]

the offer still stands from me pat to do a naked shoot


NOOOOOOOOOO


Im still having nightmares of a baby holding an orange

[Dougie]

the offer still stands from me pat to do a naked shoot
Jeezus Keerist NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Shaun the Fatman]

OK OK You wanted Painted (Male) Jezebels here's one of ME!!

Be Afraid... be Very Afraid....

[Bosun]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[UKRobKLR650]

s'allright ickle rob, I got one of them there magnifying screens that you can put over yer telly!!
Bloody ell, i wasnt thinkin of goin and telly and doin it :D

[Born2bVile]

You asked for it

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[kitkatman]

i went naked sunbathing once on the beach.......


greenpeace kept trying to throw me back in the sea.....



( weightwatchers update.....now down to 14st....was 17and a half )

[Dougie]

No way in seven hells are ye gonna see me either half or wholly nekkid!It's just too horrible to contemplate.The Obscene Publications Squad would shut the Forum down...... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[kitkatman]

No way in seven hells are ye gonna see me either half or wholly nekkid! :eek:
THANK YOU....THERE IS A GOD UP THERE..... :D :D :D

[Dougie]

THANK YOU....THERE IS A GOD UP THERE..... :D :D :D
Aye,but he hates YOU! :D

[kitkatman]

Aye,but he hates YOU! :D
i know that..... and you wait til i see the fekka.....goin to get a kick in the balls :D

[davesatan]

what about a nude male forum calender for christmas then all proceeds to cancer research ????

[ForestFred]

what about a nude male forum calender for christmas then all proceeds to cancer research ????
You just want to get yer willy out again! :D

[davesatan]

no just raise money for them

[ForestFred]

no just raise money for them
Well if enough agree I'm up fer it.

[Friar Tuck]

You just want to get yer willy out again! :D
And YOU can get to wear your skirt again! :p :D

[ForestFred]

And YOU can get to wear your skirt again! :p :D
Feck off :p :D

[davesatan]

how about it pat ?

[Friar Tuck]

WOT? Have a picture of FF wearing a skirt?

Are you mad?

Don't you remember the last one of him wearing a nappy? :eek:

[davesatan]

not yet , (photoshop anyone lol )

[Womble_Lancs]

Where are the scantily clad gorgeous fellas for us to gawp at?

I don't think they exist any more. They go off pretty quickly these days :p

[Keef]

Erm, I think I'm gorgeous......
http://www.hnh.dircon.co.uk/keef/keef_001.jpg
You may not agree.
(this is not fishing for compliments, I really do think I'm Fab)

[purplepower]

Erm, I think I'm gorgeous......
http://www.hnh.dircon.co.uk/keef/keef_001.jpg
You may not agree.
(this is not fishing for compliments, I really do think I'm Fab)


Right Im a nurse Keef and I never seen a penis that look like that!!!

[Keef]

I got it from Snap-On ;)

[Mrs Reject]

Right Im a nurse Keef and I never seen a penis that look like that!!!

I'm a nurse too and I wish they did all look like that.....better than some of the monstrosities I usually have to look at, like the 80 year old this morning who thrust a stiffy at me and asked me if I wanted some as I fainted. Looked like an old wizzened twig :eek:

[technoboiler]

well i dont wanna look at neked men anymore,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :p

got me a corker! :D

[devon-tony]

was people jokin about the calender??

could be fun, maybe the next film will be called calender boys LOL

I might be up for it if it was a sort of hidden modesty thing ie a strategically placed spark plug LOL LOL

pics taken on your own bikes, either studio or in a nice location, could be good fun, maybe it might even work if the pics were submitted, easier then trying to get people together

as I dash off to find some weights and a sun bed LOL

[davesatan]

well i am game lets start a list

[Fran]

well i am game lets start a list
No.1 Dave Satan :D

[purplepower]

I'm a nurse too and I wish they did all look like that.....better than some of the monstrosities I usually have to look at, like the 80 year old this morning who thrust a stiffy at me and asked me if I wanted some as I fainted. Looked like an old wizzened twig :eek:


I just love old men, they never give up trying, years ago I used to work in a home for limbles ex-servicemen, we had thid old boy who only had one arm, he would lie on his bed and ring the buzzer then when you went in and leant over the bed to turn it off he would grab yer boobs!! I foiled him eventually (the buzzers were switched off by a magnetic fob) I bought one of those extending pen magnet things so I could just stand next to bed and turn it off!!

[davesatan]

why thank you fran any one else game ?