beastiality. are you an animal lover?

[krammer]

after all, its kept many a shepherd both warm and entertained up on the brecons. :D . i can't get the image of rebecca loos 'pleasuring' that pig out of my mind. so my plan is to cunningly disguise myself as a porker or maybe a copper, sneak into the farm snorting and grunting as i go and see if she will provide me with hand relief. this plan is brilliant in its simplicity, i will report back on my mission. .....

[Jonnyfp]

Are you a native Brummy Krammer? :confused:

[krammer]

i am indeed a native of this great city. (but i was born in kingstanding) :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

So whats all this talk of being wanked off by pigs? :D

[krammer]

you don't know? holy crap it was all over the papers ;) that rebecca gal ? the one who banged beckham (allegedally) is on some kind of 'reality' programme set on a farm. she had to toss off a pig so its spu.. err semen could be used for i dunno, face cream? :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Glad I dont watch telly anymore! :eek:

[Tim1400]

. (but i was born in kingstanding)
Ah that explains a lot :D

[Friar Tuck]

you don't know? holy crap it was all over the papers ;) that rebecca gal ? the one who banged beckham (allegedally) is on some kind of 'reality' programme set on a farm. she had to toss off a pig so its spu.. err semen could be used for i dunno, face cream? :D
It seems to me that TV is loosing touch with reality! :eek:

[Doro]

yeah we hate TV too, usually watch the odd thing like michael palin's travels or the news, but mainly we watch DVDs or videos

but

I did see this in the news


mind I do think Krammer needs his good taste chip rebooted


I mean


Rebecca Loos.....??????


wouldn't you rather have the sheep?


:D :D

[BikerGran]

I think it was a pig, Doro.

Now I used to work on a farm, and I know something about pigs......

But I'm not sure how to say it cos somewhere at the toip of this forum Pat says 'keep it clean'........


Erm.......... they got a corkscrew thingy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True!

:D

[Doro]

yeah I knew it was a pig, twas im who mentioned sheep (ok, twas shepherds lol) in 'is first post

reminds me of a thing I saw in th paper bout a fella from bishop auckland in durham who got caught giving a horse a blow job

tried saying he was biting it cos it bit him, but on it's willy??

and

bishop auckland is a small town

bet he doesn't live there anymore...!

:D

[Doro]

hey triker gran


cats have barbed ones which cause the girl cat to clench their muscles upon withdrawal which causes the semen to be retained for better impregnation

or summat



I saw that on TV FFs


probs channel 5 documentary lol

[Fran]

I used to go out with a guy who tried to wear a ribbed condom inside out....oops!Did I say that out loud.... :eek:

[BikerGran]

cats have barbed ones which cause the girl cat to clench their muscles upon withdrawal

Maybe thats why my cat yelled all the time - I thought she was just having a good time!


Ooops! did I say that? musta been someone else..........

:eek: