A load of bull!

[Mrs Reject]

Good story in the paper today. Bloke was minding his own business driving down the road and the next minute he was eyeball to eyeball with a bull which had jumped over a wall onto his van bonnet. He stopped the van a way down the road presumably because he was just about to have a heart attack with the shock and the bull jumped off and ran away!
Bloody hell, what's the world coming too when you can't have a quiet drive in the country without bulls flying through the air :) Mooooooooooooooooo!

[BlackPig]

Oh,la vache !!!! :eek: :D :D

[Bosun]

"BULLOCKS"

as they say

[BlackPig]

You know, I've just been thinking (Yes !! It is a rare occurance !! :rolleyes: ).

Seagulls is bad enough but BULLS !! :eek: :eek:

[blackhack]

You think youv'e got problems???
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Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanese Trawler were recovered off the Sea of Japan clinging to the wreckage of their ship. Their rescue, however, was followed by immediate imprisonment once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. They claimed that a cow, falling out of the clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering it's hull and sinking the vessel within minutes. They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield. They forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily departed for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was ill-equipped to manage a rampaging cow within its hold. To save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 feet. Once again, fact is stranger than fiction...

worse than cats and dogs........................

[BlackPig]

Blackhack,that just goes to prove the old dictum;

Worse things 'appen at sea me 'ansum !! :D :rolleyes:

[krammer]

what!!! :D a cow sinking a trawler? if that is true it must rank as the most bizarre event of the year. i seem to recall a story of a cow jumping over the moon though.

[bunbag]

what!!! :D a cow sinking a trawler? if that is true it must rank as the most bizarre event of the year. i seem to recall a story of a cow jumping over the moon though.


i remember that during the falklands , that a captain of a british ship used his false teeth to blow up a argie ship












it was his exsha shet ( exocet) :D