Grid your lions.....

[Huw Beer Monster]

Or other large cats using a magic marker on their flank, then try to play noughts and crosses.

First person to lose their arm forfeits the game.

[blackhack]

Sounds like playing "Rodeo"
You "get down"with with your partner doggy style and just when its "getting interesting" you tell her how ugly she really is, not like the bird you did the night before.....

Then see how long you can stay on for.................