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Friar Tuck
12-10-2004, 06:34 PM
Anyone heard from Ewok at all? He's seems to have disappeared!
Bosun
12-10-2004, 06:38 PM
last seen on here 3rd September

have you check the E&T bank recently?
Friar Tuck
12-10-2004, 06:51 PM
That's safe! I emptied last week, it's the petty cash tin thats gone missing!
Grav
12-10-2004, 06:54 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Now thats totally out of order, is the tea money still there?
Bosun
12-10-2004, 10:43 PM
forget the tea money did he leave the biscuits?
Friar Tuck
13-10-2004, 05:29 AM
Nope, the teabags and biscuits are still there. Well the teabags are anyway, the biscuits sort of disappeared before my very eyes.

The Jelly babies have also been left behind which is very worrying! I think we need to put a hunt out for Ewok!
100%Pat
13-10-2004, 07:35 AM
to remember something about him going away/hols ? He gave that as a reason for not coming to the party..... I think???
Sir Ewok
27-10-2004, 07:46 AM
Hi Guys, I'm back. It wasn't me who was going on holiday, it's was Babs going to Thailand for two years. My 'puter gave up the ghost and refused to obey my any command. Worse still was all the company accounts were on there and it caught fire and melted only moments before the government auditors broke the steel doors down.
As for the safe, I had to hide in there for a couple of hours while they ransacked the office looking for evidence.
I have 3 computers, but the other two don't go on line, so they can't catch viruses etc. So I couldn't get on until I had vaccinated and web-enabled one of the little buggers. I need two for my business affairs etc and at the moment I am typing out a synopsis of the injuries and their effects of my accident. I have to have this ready for tomorrow, as I am seeing an orthopeadic surgeon on behalf of my solicitors and I have to go somewhere else for the insurance company next month. What these experts find will set the level of compensation I will recieve. Having been offered £7,500 and turned it down, I could lose out. I don't really care, as long as they pay as much as possible. It will teach them to insure morons.
Hope you guys didn't miss me too much and I will be on once more with special offers, especially BOGOFF's. ie when you ask for your money back, you get told to BOG OFF!
A MESSAGE FOR FRIAR TUCK........ Run they know where you are!!!! :rolleyes:
ForestFred
27-10-2004, 08:46 AM
Nice too see you back Ewok.Now you should have taken up my offer to look after the funds .Off tree banking is the way forward :D
Bosun
27-10-2004, 12:14 PM
SE nice to see you happy smiling face back again
Grav
27-10-2004, 12:29 PM
Feck, there goes the neighbourhood.................AGAIN! :D

Welcome back Ewok.
krammer
27-10-2004, 03:43 PM
good to see one of the 'characters' back in the fold. hopefully jay will be back soon and that will take us back up to totally surreal mode......again. :D
100%Pat
27-10-2004, 04:24 PM
His profile and he was last online YESTERDAY!! So c'mon Jay where the feck are you?
krammer
27-10-2004, 04:39 PM
His profile and he was last online YESTERDAY!! So c'mon Jay where the feck are you? he actually pm'ed me yesterday, and said he will be back soon.
Friar Tuck
27-10-2004, 07:04 PM
Ewok my old buddy! Where's the bloody milk then? Can't send you out for anything can we?

As I've told you before, strictly cash! They may know where I am, but they wont find anything! Everything's off-shore, so the Empire's safe! By the way! where's the petty cash then? and Replenish the Chocolate Hob-nobs eh? Fayji's found the bloody stash!
Bosun
27-10-2004, 10:12 PM
I had to fend off RM with something

i have a pack of malted milk winging its way to replenish
Friar Tuck
28-10-2004, 06:01 AM
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i have a pack of malted milk winging its way to replenish
Bleeearghhh!!!! The spawn of the Devil! Bring back the Hob nobs! Or I will invoke the Ewokandtuck Institute's Clause 104, sub section 1206, paragraph 96a!
Bosun
28-10-2004, 06:14 AM
Bleeearghhh!!!! The spawn of the Devil! Bring back the Hob nobs! Or I will invoke the Ewokandtuck Institute's Clause 104, sub section 1206, paragraph 96a!


OK Ok it took ages for the dry cleaners to get the stains out last time
hob nobs on the way


any one want a malted milk bikkie?
Sir Ewok
31-10-2004, 11:57 AM
Have I taught you nothing!!!!! There is no such thing as petty cash. All Cash is important, therefore it would be impossible to return petty cash. I rest my case (on the platform before jumping the train and escaping). The Hob Nobs are not my responsibility and the biscuit purchase manager has been suspended (by the neck) awaiting an enquiry.