Only takes one a*sehole.....

[Mrs Reject]

Have you noticed how it only takes one a*sehole to ruin your day. Got well picked on by one menopausal old bag today and I'm really cross. When I'm in charge at work I never let any bad mood of mine affect my staff and if I criticise I will always say exactly what they are doing wrong not just shout me mouth off and walk off leaving the recipient wondering what the hell they did!!!
Mrs R now in very bad mood :mad: Need fags and coffee and find someone with a good sense of humour!

[Doro]

it's the hardest thing in the world (I find) not to let other people effect you negatively - even though you've done nowt wrong you still feel like cr@p.

yep, I know exactly what you mean Mrs :(

[Bosun]

while having fag, think virtual dummies and stick virtual pins in

works for me

[Mitch]

Have you noticed how it only takes one a*sehole to ruin your day. Got well picked on by one menopausal old bag today and I'm really cross. When I'm in charge at work I never let any bad mood of mine affect my staff and if I criticise I will always say exactly what they are doing wrong not just shout me mouth off and walk off leaving the recipient wondering what the hell they did!!!
Mrs R now in very bad mood :mad: Need fags and coffee and find someone with a good sense of humour!

Don't worry lass, it'll get sorted ... Major hugs from here... xx

[Bosun]

i think her sister mustrve been on the end of the phonecall i have just had


wheres me pins

[mr.chaz]

Have you noticed how it only takes one a*sehole to ruin your day.

Yep! ...........and it's usually me! :p

[krammer]

being a monday does'nt help and friday sure seems a long way off right now. i was working in this dossers house today, you know the style they are the same all over the country, never worked, daytime tv, boots sticking to the carpet, chip pan on the go, scawny kids, mangey dog, etc etc and he's got the gall to take the piss out of me for being a council worker. :mad: never mind mrs r just keep telling yourself you're better than them. :)

[Yoda]

being a monday does'nt help and friday sure seems a long way off right now. i was working in this dossers house today, you know the style they are the same all over the country, never worked, daytime tv, boots sticking to the carpet, chip pan on the go, scawny kids, mangey dog, etc etc and he's got the gall to take the piss out of me for being a council worker. never mind mrs r just keep telling yourself you're better than them.

Since retiring at the grand old age of 36 everyday has been a saturday...ok maybe smashing into a lorry isnt the greatest planned retirment in history :eek: ..but i never get the monday morning blues... :)

Yoda

[bill?]

:eek: ..but i never get the monday morning blues... :)

Yoda


neither do I, I work nights so I gets them in the evening.......

[krammer]

hey yoda, hows the new aston martin going? .....or was it a bently continental? :rolleyes:

[Yoda]

hey yoda, hows the new aston martin going? .....or was it a bently continental? :rolleyes:

the new Bently Continental (with cloaking device to make it look like a renault grand scenic...for security purposes of course)

anyway it is well weird
first to start it
you insert weird card thingy
press brake, and then press start button
then wait a second then it whirs into life...quite unerving really

then there is the handbrake...or lack of it.
it is a pull button to the right of the dash (electric handbrake)
to take it of you just drive.

but the digital dashboard is well cool

it is well different to drive from the zafira, and being my first deisel i amy trying not to fill it with petrol

Yoda

[Grav]

Since retiring at the grand old age of 36 everyday has been a saturday...ok maybe smashing into a lorry isnt the greatest planned retirment in history :eek: ..but i never get the monday morning blues... :)

Yoda
A Lorry?

Luxury.

I got a Fiat Punto and a brick wall 50 yards from Wigans Driving Test Centre.

Grav
also retired.

[krammer]

the new Bently Continental (with cloaking device to make it look like a renault grand scenic...for security purposes of course)

anyway it is well weird
first to start it
you insert weird card thingy
press brake, and then press start button
then wait a second then it whirs into life...quite unerving really

then there is the handbrake...or lack of it.
it is a pull button to the right of the dash (electric handbrake)
to take it of you just drive.

but the digital dashboard is well cool

it is well different to drive from the zafira, and being my first deisel i amy trying not to fill it with petrol

Yoda so where did you get the cloaking device from yoda? i have tried everywhere including tool hire shops to no avail.

[Yoda]

A Lorry?

Luxury.

I got a Fiat Punto and a brick wall 50 yards from Wigans Driving Test Centre.

Grav
also retired.
i am soo sorry to hear that, i mean.. a Fiat Punto..a lada would have been more class :) :)
Yoda

[Mrs Reject]

You two don't know you're born!!!!!..........I got Mitch

Mrs R


Lost the will to live :D

[Yoda]

so where did you get the cloaking device from yoda? i have tried everywhere including tool hire shops to no avail.

it is a secret aline project from the planet Zarg, the goats will show you the way...but beware of the goats loyal to the false goatmaster :)

Yoda

[Grav]

i am soo sorry to hear that, i mean.. a Fiat Punto..a lada would have been more class :) :)
Yoda

the Lada would have been driveable, unlike the Punto after me and my bike had killed it. Alas my beloved Zephyr also died but at least it went down fighting.

Oh I miss that bike.

[Grav]

You two don't know you're born!!!!!..........I got Mitch

Mrs R


Lost the will to live :D
He's not that bad really. :D

[krammer]

it is a secret aline project from the planet Zarg, the goats will show you the way...but beware of the goats loyal to the false goatmaster :)

Yoda there can only be one goatmaster and i prosrate (oww me back) myself at your feet oh holy goatyness. my god, the mazda's just turned into a fiat punto! how weird is that? :)

[smeghead]

I'm lucky in that i have hearing problems ,so when people kick off at me i just turn my hearing aid down then calmly say sorry i didnt hear you can you speak up a bit, works every time

[Mrs Reject]

I'm lucky in that i have hearing problems ,so when people kick off at me i just turn my hearing aid down then calmly say sorry i didnt hear you can you speak up a bit, works every time

I just stick me fingers in me ears and go lalalalalalalalalalalala :D

[Grav]

Pardon????

[smeghead]

Pardon????


10 past 2 m8 ;)

[ForestFred]

there can only be one goatmaster and i prosrate (oww me back) myself at your feet oh holy goatyness. my god, the mazda's just turned into a fiat punto! how weird is that? :)OI! I'm going to get you Krammer :p

[Friar Tuck]

* GrandYogi Friar Tuck takes up lotus position, sticks legs behind legs!*

"Ooommmmmmm! Ooooooommmmmmm"
"Oooooooooooooommmmmmmmm!"

Meditation over. Erm? can anyone help me get me legs from behind me head?

I feel a right plonker wobbling around like a weeble!

[Grav]

Nah, we shall leave you in your current predicament for our general amusement. :D

Skittles anyone? :D :D :D

[krammer]

OI! I'm going to get you Krammer :p is this how it ends? there can be only one true goatmaster and one day a titanic battle shall commence between the two mighty foes. the earth shall tremble, the sun will refuse to rise, great bolts of lightning will tear the crow black clouds asunder, children will wail, milk will curdle, crops will fail, katie melua will release a single, oh god think of the children!. ......anyway, until then do'nt have nightmares. :D

[Friar Tuck]

is this how it ends? there can be only one true goatmaster and one day a titanic battle shall commence between the two mighty foes. the earth shall tremble, the sun will refuse to rise, great bolts of lightning will tear the crow black clouds asunder, children will wail, milk will curdle, crops will fail, katie melua will release a single, oh god think of the children!. ......anyway, until then do'nt have nightmares. :D
What, has FF thrown up again?