View Full Version : Remember....
It takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 muscles to pull the trigger on a sniper rifle............ :rolleyes:
Violetmay
20-04-2006, 05:30 PM
I maybe fat today but can diet you will ugly all your life! (not u fran...) :D
Watermelon's a great fruit.You can get something to eat,drink & wash your face all at the same time. :D
Nope,
It takes at least 13 muscles to hold one eye shut and a further 12 to stick your tongue out concentration stylee..
then 4 muscles to pull the trigger,, :D
Take it you and dougie had a row..lol
Violetmay
20-04-2006, 05:34 PM
You're a womble!!! (pmsl) :D
Nope,
It takes at least 13 muscles to hold one eye shut and a further 12 to stick your tongue out concentration stylee..
then 4 muscles to pull the trigger,, :D
Take it you and dougie had a row..lol
No,just a bad day at work & I haven't slept for two nights. :(
shaggy696969
20-04-2006, 05:37 PM
ERRRMMMMMM ........... bollox nope FORGOT !!!
Violetmay
20-04-2006, 05:38 PM
ERRRMMMMMM ........... bollox nope FORGOT !!!
you what.. I got that short term memo.. ?
Outside every thin woman there's a man trying to get in.... :eek:
Spike
20-04-2006, 06:22 PM
Smile ALL the time, it gets people worried ;)
No,just a bad day at work & I haven't slept for two nights. :(
big hugs to you Fran :o
I could tell you crap jokes till you fall asleep through sheer boredom, Fran.
iomrob
20-04-2006, 06:45 PM
I could tell you crap jokes till you fall asleep through sheer boredom, Fran.
ZZZZZZZZ.............ZZZZZZZZZ.................... ZZZZZZZZZZ :D
See that, it really works. :D
kitkatman
20-04-2006, 07:53 PM
Smile ALL the time, it gets people worried ;)
it works for me :D
Violetmay
20-04-2006, 08:08 PM
to always carry a bit of paper around with you at work, when you are going for a gossip down the corridor.. you look like you are running an errand.. :D
critch
20-04-2006, 08:18 PM
insomnia is great.........i havent slept properly in ages......fekkin knackered all the time totally stressed out....... :(
baldyshinehead
20-04-2006, 08:20 PM
insomnia is great.........i havent slept properly in ages......fekkin knackered all the time totally stressed out....... :(
sleep depravation is great for the first 48 hours :D
Violetmay
20-04-2006, 08:21 PM
insomnia is great.........i havent slept properly in ages......fekkin knackered all the time totally stressed out....... :(
When I can't sleep I find it ironic that I take all night to get to sleep and can't then at 7am when it's time to get up I could sleep all day then..bloody annoying.
critch
20-04-2006, 08:25 PM
sleep depravation is great for the first 48 hours :D im weeks in now mate...... taking some time off soon to get me noggin back on kilter....some days no sleep, some days the odd hour or so ...then bing me heads wizzing around
i wasnt like this when i wasnt clean living ..... :mad:
so much for that experiment i think..... :D
baldyshinehead
20-04-2006, 08:27 PM
im weeks in now mate...... taking some time off soon to get me noggin back on kilter....some days no sleep, some days the odd hour or so ...then bing me heads wizzing around
i wasnt like this when i wasnt clean living ..... :mad:
so much for that experiment i think..... :D
ah now i see :D
I have had trouble sleeping since i gave all the shít up. and thats been about 3 years now. I sleep in 2 hour naps :p
critch
20-04-2006, 08:30 PM
When I can't sleep I find it ironic that I take all night to get to sleep and can't then at 7am when it's time to get up I could sleep all day then..bloody annoying.
ahh that was me today i was up til 645 then sparko for 50 mins and in work for 8 ....i was late..... im still there now and im on shift till 10pm tomorrow
its the hours in work that are doing it to me but i either do it or they may in their own words"reassess my position"
no work and family has no house or food not happening.....
theyll back off when ive taken a month off sick with stress due to the pressure theyve put me under....... w@nkers
:mad:
Violetmay
20-04-2006, 08:31 PM
ah now i see :D
I have had trouble sleeping since i gave all the shít up. and thats been about 3 years now. I sleep in 2 hour naps :p
Toad can nap for a bit, and still come to bed and crash for the whole night... if I so much as have 10 minutes kip I blow it for rest of night.. :rolleyes:
critch
20-04-2006, 08:32 PM
ah now i see :D
I have had trouble sleeping since i gave all the shít up. and thats been about 3 years now. I sleep in 2 hour naps :p
i was trying to get healthy and save some cash.....
im broke and i feel like sh!t.... :D
baldyshinehead
20-04-2006, 08:37 PM
i was trying to get healthy and save some cash.....
im broke and i feel like sh!t.... :D
it never works, you just spend your cash on more things because your out doing stuff and not sitting at home cabbaged out :D
Violetmay
20-04-2006, 08:46 PM
ahh that was me today i was up til 645 then sparko for 50 mins and in work for 8 ....i was late..... im still there now and im on shift till 10pm tomorrow
its the hours in work that are doing it to me but i either do it or they may in their own words"reassess my position"
no work and family has no house or food not happening.....
theyll back off when ive taken a month off sick with stress due to the pressure theyve put me under....... w@nkers
:mad:
Do u get full sick pay? If your sick record ain't too bad... have a holiday on them.. :D
critch
20-04-2006, 08:52 PM
yep i intend too :D
i was trying to save me sick for me leg op but the good old nhs are now dragging its heels over that again... :rolleyes:
Hows about I come to your house and kick yer leg? you might get emergency surgery then?
Violetmay
20-04-2006, 08:57 PM
how much sick u get? how long til leg gets done.. Grav the sickie organiser is at hand (ooh get him in his green caped and tights...) :D
baldyshinehead
20-04-2006, 08:59 PM
Hows about I come to your house and kick yer leg? you might get emergency surgery then?
thats what i like to see, allways willing to lend a hand ( or foot :D )
critch
20-04-2006, 08:59 PM
Hows about I come to your house and kick yer leg? you might get emergency surgery then?
cheers mate..... :D
ive only been waiting a year :rolleyes:
vm we seem to have wandering perameters on that front.....
i have no idea when me op is sheduled i keep getting letters to tell me to expect letters about when the op is to be sheduled everytime i enquire im fobbed off with bullsh!t
Mrs Reject
20-04-2006, 09:09 PM
You guys sound really stressed out :(
Since me and Mitch gave up the corporate job slavery, downsized and moved to the seaside neither of us suffer from stress or insomnia any more and we sleep like dead people all night!
The answer is you all have to move down to Seaford and we'll all live in a big hippy/biker commune together...isn't that a nice thought:D
To get on the waiting list for an operation, you have to go on a waiting list for an appointment, for which, you have to go on a waiting list which entitles you to go on a waiting list for a letter to be sent to you telling you that you are on a waiting list.
Tis B. Liars master plan for cutting waiting times............
The answer is you all have to move down to Seaford and we'll all live in a big hippy/biker commune together...isn't that a nice thought:D
I refuse to sleep with Yorkie boy. He snores. :D
critch
20-04-2006, 09:13 PM
To get on the waiting list for an operation, you have to go on a waiting list for an appointment, for which, you have to go on a waiting list which entitles you to go on a waiting list for a letter to be sent to you telling you that you are on a waiting list.
Tis B. Liars master plan for cutting waiting times............
and dont get a referal from the hospital... any hospital referal isnt bound to the waiting list limits.... id still be waiting for my exploritory op if a family member whos an ortho hadnt let me in on this little gem :mad:
as an ex nurse id still say its better than when it was run by the tories...just....
Born2bVile
21-04-2006, 12:45 AM
Grav, you have a deplorable attitude.
As a NABD rep it is your job to assist people and promote the Association.
It is NOT your job to increase the number of people needing adaptions :rolleyes:
But we're better than the NHS, we don't have a waiting list :D
Cheers,
Byrnie.
kitkatman
21-04-2006, 09:34 AM
To get on the waiting list for an operation, you have to go on a waiting list for an appointment, for which, you have to go on a waiting list which entitles you to go on a waiting list for a letter to be sent to you telling you that you are on a waiting list.
Tis B. Liars master plan for cutting waiting times............
i reckon that going with what grav has written, and as he knows so much, he is actually gordon brown, as no-one else on the planet can come out with that much cack :D
Grav, you have a deplorable attitude.
As a NABD rep it is your job to assist people and promote the Association.
It is NOT your job to increase the number of people needing adaptions :rolleyes:
Critch already has a disability, he's a scouser. :D
i reckon that going with what grav has written, and as he knows so much, he is actually gordon brown, as no-one else on the planet can come out with that much cack :D
I merely made an educated guess, not my fault if it's extremely close to the truth....... :D
critch
21-04-2006, 02:03 PM
Critch already has a disability, he's a scouser. :D
WHERES ME D.L.A.???? :mad:
Violetmay
21-04-2006, 05:11 PM
WHERES ME D.L.A.???? :mad:
There's a special D.L.A form for you.. :D
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