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Kingo
09-10-2004, 01:08 PM
HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with
nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before
and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

mr.chaz
09-10-2004, 01:41 PM
[QUOTE=Kingo
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
[/QUOTE]

Oh sh*t , I was always allowed to lick the bowl clean.
ah well , maybe that's the difference between a " Master Chef" and a "Master Bator"
;)

Jonnyfp
09-10-2004, 02:02 PM
:d :d :d :d

Jonnyfp
09-10-2004, 02:03 PM
Ya did'nt get instructions like that on bluepeter :D

Bosun
09-10-2004, 03:09 PM
Ya did'nt get instructions like that on bluepeter :D


where does the sticky backed plastic come in?

can we swap bananas for other fruit?

Jonnyfp
09-10-2004, 03:15 PM
where does the sticky backed plastic come in?

can we swap bananas for other fruit?


Or veg.
Like a Marrow. pmsl.

ForestFred
09-10-2004, 03:46 PM
Or veg.
Like a Marrow. pmsl.More like pickled gherkin in your case :D

Mrs Reject
09-10-2004, 04:25 PM
heehee, anyways there's nothing complicated about love making. Just take copious amounts of alcohol, a male and a female and stick them in a room, shut door eh voila!!!!!! how do you think me and Mitch got together in the first place :D

dracken1
09-10-2004, 08:36 PM
whats the difference between a hetrosexual man and a homosexual man?
a bottle of jack danials.

psssssstttt taxidave told me that one

Rogue Monkey
09-10-2004, 08:38 PM
whats the difference between a hetrosexual man and a homosexual man?
a bottle of jack danials.

psssssstttt taxidave told me that one
:eek: Glad I`m off the JD`s now! :D

Jonnyfp
09-10-2004, 09:24 PM
More like pickled gherkin in your case :D

You would'nt like forra wart on ya heed. :D

Shudy
10-10-2004, 03:13 PM
Brace yerself girl, I'm coming in!

Santa
10-10-2004, 03:21 PM
You always were such a sweet talking romantic Shudy. :D

Jonnyfp
10-10-2004, 03:46 PM
Brace yerself Sheila, I'm coming in dry!


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