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Bosun
08-10-2004, 11:12 PM
well after Elton "hercules" John's ( hereby known as the petulant little poof) little outburst earlier this week about Maddonna, miming and price of ticket [£75].
today tickets for the PLP's christmas show's at Hammersmith go on sale
now being a long standing fan ( must find a chair soon) fan of the PLP, and girlfriend being bigger fan thought would be good to book tickets and earn major Brownie Points.

£85 :eek: for a ticket or a naff seat at £65 ... think we shall go for a nice meal instead and buy her the new album in november..

stupid prices now .. Bring back the Gary Glitter Christmas Shows thats what I say
Dougie
09-10-2004, 07:42 AM
Hayseed Dixie are back in November,much cheaper and a far better show!Go see them instead!
Also they're releasing 'Ace of Spades' as a single (Cooking Vinyl records,FRYCD216),don't know the exact date.I've seen the video for it,it's a hoot!If we all buy it or request it on the radio mebbe they'll get on Top of the Pops! :eek:
Yoda
09-10-2004, 07:43 AM
Hayseed Dixie are back in November,much cheaper and a far better show!Go see them instead!
Also they're releasing 'Ace of Spades' as a single (Cooking Vinyl records,FRYCD216),don't know the exact date.I've seen the video for it,it's a hoot!If we all buy it or request it on the radio mebbe they'll get on Top of the Pops! :eek:

no not more Hayseed Dixie...arghh
mr.chaz
09-10-2004, 02:02 PM
.. Bring back the Gary Glitter Christmas Shows thats what I say

Paul Gadd might be a twisted little paedo - but " Gary Glitter " is still " The Leader" !

P*ssed me off when that Judge got caught this year with the same kind of kiddy porno that GG got caught with and was let off. Whereas GG went down , got publicly disgraced and shunned forever.

He might be a sick f*ck but he's a damn good entertainer.!
Bosun
09-10-2004, 03:02 PM
indeed the show he did at kent many a moon ago was sureal
mr.chaz
09-10-2004, 03:26 PM
I can take you high as a kite...
every single night!
You better believe it...c'mon , c'mon!
(struts across front room wiv GG boots on and false chest wig)
Bosun
09-10-2004, 03:27 PM
on that vision :eek: :eek: i better go get busy elsewhere :eek:
mr.chaz
09-10-2004, 03:29 PM
You didn't like my hair....
the clothes I used to wear....
Fran
10-10-2004, 02:42 PM
Paul Gadd might be a twisted little paedo - but " Gary Glitter " is still " The Leader" !

P*ssed me off when that Judge got caught this year with the same kind of kiddy porno that GG got caught with and was let off. Whereas GG went down , got publicly disgraced and shunned forever.

He might be a sick f*ck but he's a damn good entertainer.!

Is it a coincidence that a lot of good entertainers turn out to be sick f*cks in private? :eek:
mr.chaz
10-10-2004, 03:38 PM
Is it a coincidence that a lot of good entertainers turn out to be sick f*cks in private? :eek:


That's why I regularly turn down offers in the film and entertainment industry - because I like to be a sick f*ck in public as well as private.
Don't want all that fame and fortune nonsense cramping my style. :cool:
mr.chaz
10-10-2004, 03:41 PM
I can take you...high as a kite,
every single night.
You better believe it, cmon cmon!
I say you better believe it , cmon , cmon!

( stamps up and down in spandex leotard , with GG boots , codpeice , whilst eating me rice and chicken tonight)
acidpixie
10-10-2004, 09:52 PM
I can take you...high as a kite,
every single night.
You better believe it, cmon cmon!
I say you better believe it , cmon , cmon!

( stamps up and down in spandex leotard , with GG boots , codpeice , whilst eating me rice and chicken tonight)

I dont think he did that routine at kent,... i just remember him being at Rykers @ box hill years and years ago.
Id never seen a fake orange tan before then.

Alvin stardust was miles better than gary the kiddy-diddler anyway.
Bosun
10-10-2004, 10:43 PM
I dont think he did that routine at kent,... i just remember him being at Rykers @ box hill years and years ago.
Id never seen a fake orange tan before then.




that was the easter egg run wasn't it, he did a mile on a bike, for photo's and jumped ship cooo you really are goingf back now, mut be 1984/5?
acidpixie
13-10-2004, 07:47 PM
hah! its amazing, now im :confused: past 40 i can remember all that old stuff from donkeys back yet im buggered if i can remember why i put the tea_bag caddy in the fridge!
BlackPig
13-10-2004, 07:52 PM
hah! its amazing, now im :confused: past 40 i can remember all that old stuff from donkeys back yet im buggered if i can remember why i put the tea_bag caddy in the fridge!



Oh the joys of "herbal" cigarettes !! :D :D :rolleyes:
defarter
13-10-2004, 08:10 PM
Oh the joys of "herbal" cigarettes !! :D :D :rolleyes:

Pass it round then :D
BlackPig
13-10-2004, 08:31 PM
Pass it round then :D



Where's you gone ? :rolleyes:
Doro
14-10-2004, 07:30 AM
sorry fayji but I have no sympathy for anyone who likes Elton John


yuuuuuurrrrggghhhhh

*spit*



me? I liked Alvin Stardust too, and Bowie, and Mud and Suzi Quatro and Wizzard


ahhhhh


don't make em like that any more!
Mrs Reject
14-10-2004, 07:50 AM
I'm not keen on Elton John the man, he reminds me of a stuffed pink pig with a bad attitude but some of his music is great!
Some of my most miserable, self pitying, wallowing in the mire of despair moments have been accompanied by Elton John :)
I also used to have those moments listening to Leonard Cohen in my 20's, but have to admit that having bought one of his albums recently thought it was pants!
Bosun
14-10-2004, 11:09 AM
as you say like the music.. but wouldn't go to bed with him :eek:

now getting into fairport convention and steeleye span

and desperate for another tull concert
Rogue Monkey
14-10-2004, 06:30 PM
Ahhhh! Black jack Davey! A true classic! Unfortunatly on the flip side of Al around my hat! :eek: Nobodies perfick! :D
Bosun
14-10-2004, 10:42 PM
little sir hugh for me please
Rogue Monkey
15-10-2004, 12:00 AM
Dya want one o their LP`s mate? It`s pretty rare so im told. Ya can ave it if ya wants! As long as yer really do like Steliy span! ho ho ! spelling! yer needs a record player though! :D
Huw Beer Monster
15-10-2004, 08:34 AM
sorry fayji but I have no sympathy for anyone who likes Elton John
yuuuuuurrrrggghhhhh

*spit*

me? I liked Alvin Stardust too, and Bowie, and Mud and Suzi Quatro and Wizzard
ahhhhh

don't make em like that any more!

We try...
Attempt 1 (http://www.soditletshaveabeer.co.uk/pages/wig1_JPG.htm)
Attempt 2 (http://www.soditletshaveabeer.co.uk/pages/wig2_JPG.htm)
Doro
15-10-2004, 08:53 AM
HUW you need more spandex hinny



nice hair though




:D
Bosun
15-10-2004, 12:17 PM
Dya want one o their LP`s mate? It`s pretty rare so im told. Ya can ave it if ya wants! As long as yer really do like Steliy span! ho ho ! spelling! yer needs a record player though! :D


well thats mighty neighbourly of you
but thankyou girlfriend had most so "borrow" hers

even though i can still play vinyl
Bosun
20-10-2004, 04:10 PM
friend sent me this today, old but couildn't resist
Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat around
the bush. You have AIDS."

Elton is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a litre of prune juice."

Elton asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your arse is for."