The Volvo Driver Has Lost The Crown !

[FLACCID]

Remember the good old days?When the worst insult was to say that someone was "A born volvo driver ?"If you were unfortunate enough to be knocked off your bike it was because of a near sighted,driving glove wearing cretin behind the wheel of an oversized,tank-like monster of a car whose fecking side lights stayed on even if you ripped the battery out? Well those days are over.......the aforementioned has been replaced by small brained(and dicked)jumped up little would be racing-drivers in bloody Audis!While out on my bike,trike and even my coach it always seems to be these A###HOLES that fly by you on blind bends or sit up your backside waiting for a milisecond break in the oncoming traffic so they can whizz by you with their poxy stupid Kraut penile enhancers!If you have to run a car,make sure it isn't an Audi.It was only 60 years ago that they were bombing our chip shops!
P.S.Yes,I have had a bad day today.Does it show?

[Bosun]

er yes it does show, but we wont tell, and couldn't agree more, think its the company car of choice now

[Friar Tuck]

I beg to differ!

It's the Skool Run Mum in either a bluddy MPV, or worse a 4x4!

The MPV's are usually overloaded with little b*st*rds or the bleedin' mother can hardly see over the wheel of the 4x4!

On several occassions when I used to commute to Old Woking from Abingdon, I used to pass a couple of schools and nearly got T-boned!

But then again, it may have been down to me oggling all the pretty little school girls in their micro skirts!

[TaxiDave]

But then again, it may have been down to me oggling all the pretty little school girls in their micro skirts!


It was obvously a sixth form college wasn't it FT, and not a secondary school with 14 and 15 year olds. We don't want Yoda driving to Old Woking. :D

[dracken1]

before i entered the realm of being almost permently stoned on fibreglass resined trike bodies, i used to go out to farm to either carry out welding repairs to some broken piece of machinery, or to grind off the attempted repair done with £40.00 arc welder from boots or such like.
one place i went to regularly was a farm up a narrow road with just passing places here and there.
i quickly learned not to travel that road at school start or finish times.
i've lost count of how many times i've smoked my tyres braking because of some mother in her 4x4 coming tearing around a corner at me.
and they look at me as if i'm at fault and some have even told me that i should'nt travel that road at that time and that i'm being irresponsible. :( :(

[Tim1400]

We recently had a case in the local paper of the police pulling a school run mum and finding 9 (NINE) people in her Citreon Saxo :eek:

[xjtriker666]

sounds about rait bastards r everywhere nowadays...bloke from tiger mcc wiped out by car driver other day...seen summat other day ..waitin to cross on zebra crossin other day in town lites turn red all traffic stops exept daft old twat in pope mobile nearly wiped out 5 ppl crossin road never even knew wot he did ,,carried on regadless ..must av been 80yr old blind as a fukkin bat..

[Jonnyfp]

I blame the belgiums.

[saxman]

I blame the belgiums.

which ones? the 'flems' or the 'walloons' ?
:confused:

[Jonnyfp]

which ones? the 'flems' or the 'walloons' ?
:confused:


yes..........!