Must have Biker Product

[Simon B]

Ive just been sent through the new M&P Direct catalogue where you buy the products off the net. When I read the following

'' Anti Monkey Butt Powder'' absorbs excess sweat & reduces frictional skin irritation. Introductory offer £ 3.49
And on the bottle theres a picture of monkey with a bright red arse and it says with calomine.

Are they seriously trying to sell tarted up bottles of talcum powder to weekend warriors now??

[Trikerboab]

But when you order it takes ten weeks to get to you, or is that just me.
Mrs R, its cause god hates me right enough. :p

[Braces]

No you aint the only one, i ordered some suff for my daughters bike a bloody week ago and it still aint come. If i order stuff for my BMW from james shurlock or customfasteners it arives the next day come on m&p get you fingers out of your asses.

[Braces]

bloody junior im 43 ffs :D :D :D

[Doro]

talc is bad for you in the same way asbestos is!

it has been proved that women who use talc for 'feminine itching' can get ovarian cancer

so don't fer gawds sake put it near yer butt

anyway what's wrong wif vaseline????????????????????

[UKRobKLR650]

And just think ofthe terrible clouds if ya fart :eek:

[MrFluffy]

so don't fer gawds sake put it near yer butt

anyway what's wrong wif vaseline????????????????????

Hmmm did I wander into the wrong forum here, vaseline, bums, shouldnt you be posting that on the "gay old men in leather" forum or something? :D