Hello...

[Gnome]

Hello there.
Been meaning to sign up ages ago, but have only just got round to it (Hmmm... ongoing projects - will sound familiar to a few peeps. Lol...).

Have been guided over here by the oil-drenched palm of the one they call "ChopRocker," so if I do anything naughty, it's his fault... :D

Ride a B6, which should hopefully be back on the road within the next 2 weeks, ready for the first shows of the year.

If there's a virtual bar (If you look blankly at me, it means I've been on too many forums...), then the card with a £5 limit is behind the bar....

[hardtailbiker]

Hi I'll have a fivers worth of whisky then shorty :cool:

[pig]

Hi ya Gnome
I'm new here too. So i'll have a pint please

[Juke]

double pernod and black mate, cheers............. :D

oh, and welcome to the madness we call 100% Biker.......... ;)

[Grav]

Welcome to the forum. :)

[the boatman]

hey stunty i'll ave a pint of gold lable :D

[Yoda]

Hello

Liquified marmite and sprout ale for me please

[ernie the dwarf]

Wotcha....just keep the beer coming tight wad :D

[Taff]

If there's a virtual bar (If you look blankly at me, it means I've been on too many forums...), then the card with a £5 limit is behind the bar....

What the hell you on about?
Is this toytown.com?

:mad:

[Ade]

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Welcome Gnome... :D

[minxy]

FFS - you wait til I speak to Chop next.

[scouselee]

hiya Gnome

[Spike]

Hi Gnome :)

Have ya met Ernie yet :rolleyes:

[baldyshinehead]

hi gnome :)

[The Beer Monsters]

There's no place like Gnome...

When in Gnome, do as the Gnomans...

Gnome is where the heart is...

Lassie come Gnome...

The Ideal Gnome Exhibition...

Let's get all the stupid gags out of the way early, shall we? :D

Welcome, Gnome

[hardtailbiker]

There's no place like Gnome...

When in Gnome, do as the Gnomans...

Gnome is where the heart is...

Lassie come Gnome...

The Ideal Gnome Exhibition...

Let's get all the stupid gags out of the way early, shall we? :D

Welcome, Gnome
is that welcome gnome cos he's just come home or welcome gnome cos he's welcome :confused:

[hardtailbiker]

Hi Gnome :)

Have ya met Ernie yet :rolleyes:
yes in a public toilet near the park

[The Beer Monsters]

is that welcome gnome cos he's just come home or welcome gnome cos he's welcome :confused:The comma was the clue :D

[Bosun]

helllllllo

[Mia Wallace]

ello there ...

[kitkatman]

hello............. :D

[Violetmay]

Ha ha ha he he he your the laughing gnome and welcome!! :D

[Gnome]

Classic....

Do you lot have nowt better to than be on here all day?!?!

No, neither do i.....

Ernie sounds like fun - where can I find him/ her/ it? I come from the same area as Gary Glitter, so you know I'll be fun... :eek:

Apologies for the £5 card limit, but when you work where I do, then the employers are not aware of standard of livings increases, or the need to exist outside of work...

[Ade]

Classic....

Do you lot have nowt better to than be on here all day?!?!

No, neither do i.....

Ernie sounds like fun - where can I find him/ her/ it? I come from the same area as Gary Glitter, so you know I'll be fun... :eek:

Apologies for the £5 card limit, but when you work where I do, then the employers are not aware of standard of livings increases, or the need to exist outside of work...


Ernie is a peglegged homosexual from old london town.. :D

[Gnome]

Sounds like my kinda guy.

Ernie - meet you down the Queen Vic. I'm be the fat man in the long brown coat, whistling the tune from "The Sound of Music..."

[ernie the dwarf]

Ernie is a peglegged homosexual from old london town.. :D

Your gonna have to buy a wheelchair at Nadb boy :D

[critch]

Ernie sounds like fun - where can I find him/ her/ it? I come from the same area as Gary Glitter,


i have absolutly no intrest knowing where gary ****ter comes ....yuk




welcome gnome pint of schiehallion for me

[iomrob]

welcome gnome, enjoy it, its all down hill from here :D

[fazerdaze]

FFS - you wait til I speak to Chop next.
Mr Choprocker is also responsible for my arrival on 100% ..

.. he seems to have a lot to answer for that bloke! :rolleyes:

Welcome Gnome .. I won't stretch your card, I'll have a large mug of tea please :)

[Gnome]

FFS - you wait til I speak to Chop next.

You love me really Minxy... :D

Oh, and thanks to everyone for the welcome. :cool:

[Dougie]

Greetings Gnome.Just realised,I'm gonna hve to find another insult for Ernie now...... :eek:

[Gnome]

Ello Dougie. Take your time mate, and make sure it's a good'un...

[Dougie]

Don't worry,it will be! :D

(Cue maniacal laughter.......)

[Grav]

We will never run out of insults for Ernie. :D

[bad toad]

We will never run out of insults for Ernie. :D
are you refering to that little nob munching!!! sheep shagging stumpy git from the wrong side of the river!!!!!! :D

[Friar Tuck]

Hi Ya Gnome! welcome to the Institute for the Criminally Inane!