Red, Red Wine!

[Friar Tuck]

Just opened a bottle of "Montagne Saint-Emilion" 2000.

Ever had one of those drinks that takes the lining of your mouth out? I've put weaker battery acid in me bike! Who ever said that the french make the best wine in the world must've been er french! The wine's ****! Rioja or zinfandel it aint!

[Mrs Reject]

I hate red wine! It sits in my stomach like an alien, gives me chronic indigestion all night then bursts forth like a raging beast in the morning as a mighty offering to the porcelain God! I think I must be allergic to it or sommat :eek:
White wine is so much kinder.

[Santa]

oh my god! You went for the 2000 vintage :mad: . You should have realised that the 1999 is soooooo much smoother :D .

[poridge wog]

oi santa do you think i'm stalking you
get it santa's stalkin get it eh eh , oh right i'm leavin hehehe

[Santa]

oi santa do you think i'm stalking you


No.Why should I think that?

[poridge wog]

oh santa me mrs sez that if you come into her bedroomthis crimbo an empty yer sack like last year you can clean it up yerself :p :D

[Jim]

oh santa me mrs sez that if you come into her bedroomthis crimbo an empty yer sack like last year you can clean it up yerself :p :D
So many bedrooms so little time !

Sorry, we try and watch him but sometimes he escapes !

Jim Tiger MCC
(one of Santas keepers)

[Bosun]

oh my god! You went for the 2000 vintage :mad: . You should have realised that the 1999 is soooooo much smoother :D .


the 2000 also leaves your teeth pink !

[Grav]

WINE!!!!!

PAH!!

get a bottle of whisky down yer neck.

[BikerGran]

Red wine!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

Its the only drink worth drinking!

[Rogue Monkey]

Too much Tannin in red wine! It gives ya a headache and stains yer mose red! White wine is ok! Vodka is better! No stains, no headache, no sticky glasses in the morning and its cheap! Vodka rools! All bow down before the mighty VODKA! :D :p

[Gypsy]

if you want good red's get south african

[blackhack]

if you want good red's get south african

I'd have suggested lebanesse myself.....:)

[Bosun]

or a perth pink?

[blackhack]

I'm quite partial to getting my mouth round a "pink" one now and again....But I was "reefering" to red leb, a rather interesting alternative smoking mixture....lol

[Friar Tuck]

Santa should know all about that!:D

[Santa]

I don't know what you're talking about. Odie swore it was herbal smoking mixture! :D

[acidpixie]

a good red can be williams grove, its very cheep and not as fruity as a merlot or zinfandel but is very smooth and easy to drink.
trouble with the french stuff is there is no continuity.
the quality goes by where it was made, not the batch itself.

bulgarian is good now, so is chillian and most new world wines. :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

A chilian Cabernet is the best one.

Its got the most anti oxidants in too.
if your having ya mouth stung by **** wine best to put it in a shallow wide dish and stick it in the freezer. the alcohol wont freeze but the rest will.
pour it into a bottle and use as a mixer.

[Mrs Reject]

That's it I'm only ever drinking organic wine in future! me and Mitch drank a bottle of 'turning leaf' white wine last night and I couldn't understand why I was so pissed. Woke up with a raging headache this morning and had ferocious migraine all day and finally puked up this evening - sorry to be so graphic - but it floated on top of the water in the bog in pools just like feckin' petrol would!!!!!
What in the name of God do they put in the stuff?? bastards!

[acidpixie]

im suprised at that,
turning leaf is a californian isnt it?
its usually really good, bit like any of the ernist & julio gallo wines.

ive talked to quiet a few people who say that they dont get headaches with Organic wine. could be all the chemicals.
mind you... i dont like reds partly because of the animal additives they use in the proccess.

Any of the Bonterra wines are good and all organic, just a bit pricey.

the anti-oxident issue is a bit of a red herring really. any health benifit is pretty much subtracted by the alcohol.
better off just eating red veg & fruit if youre after the health side of things to be honest.
your liver will thank you one day.