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yorak_hunt
09-04-2006, 07:26 PM
hello 100% Biker people.

I'm Yorak from the smoke, some of you may know me from Bikersweb :D and some may not.

I'm a quiet, unassuming kind of fellow with impeccable manners, somewhat svelte and lithe but with rugged good looks.

Nice to meet all you fine, upstanding pillars of the community.

Drinks are on me!!!





yes, it does sound like complete Bollox to me as well.

Yoda
09-04-2006, 07:28 PM
hello and welcome

baldyshinehead
09-04-2006, 07:29 PM
why good evening Yorak.
I will have a nice cuppa tea please and a biscuit if there's one spare :D

Taff
09-04-2006, 07:30 PM
Oh god.
There goes the neighbourhood...

yorak_hunt
09-04-2006, 07:31 PM
Oh for feck sake.


Not that bleedin Taff, lock up your Peanuts :)

Bassman
09-04-2006, 07:42 PM
Welcome mate... :D

Grav
09-04-2006, 08:30 PM
Is nowhere safe from Yorak, the gibbering cockney buffoon? :D

Welcome to the forum. :)

Thrud
09-04-2006, 08:34 PM
Hello and welcome.

Mines a black coffee.

Fozz
09-04-2006, 09:18 PM
aaalroit buh? Suffolk Brummie ere, sent to confuse and confound you...... :D

scouselee
09-04-2006, 09:40 PM
Hi Yorak

I'll have a Guinness please matey

enjoy the trip

Lee

Bosun
09-04-2006, 10:41 PM
oh good more chances for chas and dave records

welcome

Dexxie
09-04-2006, 11:43 PM
hiya Yorak

cheers!.......as another fortified orange juice slips invisibly down the throat.... :D

Spike
10-04-2006, 03:28 AM
Hiya ........ :)

Friar Tuck
10-04-2006, 05:32 AM
Wotcha Yorak me Ole China!

But being from Sarf Lunnon You won't unnerstand Cockney rhyming slang! Cos you gotta be born wivvin the sound of Bow Bells Norf Lunnon!

Innit!

Welcome Chum!

Mia Wallace
10-04-2006, 06:59 AM
Hello and welcome, I'd realy appreciate a cuppa coffee is there is one going! :)

tease
10-04-2006, 07:23 AM
Lets see.............. its 8:22 am on a monday morn?

A shot o Jim Beam if you would :D Suns gotta be over the yardarm SOMEWHERE in the world :D

Juke
10-04-2006, 07:25 AM
I like the name Yorak Hunt, but it's a bit rude to start calling people nasty names before you even start eh?..............lol :D

welcome and I'll have a pernod cheers......... ;)

The Beer Monsters
10-04-2006, 07:39 AM
I'm a quiet, unassuming kind of fellow with impeccable manners, somewhat svelte and lithe but with rugged good looks.*laughs*

*laughs some more*

Choprocker
10-04-2006, 10:12 AM
Oh bollox, fokker will be along soon.
Unless he's here lurking somewhere already?

Violetmay
10-04-2006, 05:30 PM
Hello and welcome.. :D

iomrob
10-04-2006, 05:36 PM
welcome mate , their all mad you know :)

Violetmay
10-04-2006, 06:04 PM
I like the name Yorak Hunt, but it's a bit rude to start calling people nasty names before you even start eh?..............lol :D

welcome and I'll have a pernod cheers......... ;)


D'oh... I hadn't even worked that out.. how dumb am I... I just thought oh norweigen bloke Yorak nice name... d'oh.. is his brother Mike?!? :D

yorak_hunt
10-04-2006, 06:26 PM
D'oh... I hadn't even worked that out.. how dumb am I... I just thought oh norweigen bloke Yorak nice name... d'oh.. is his brother Mike?!? :D


No, its Imak :D

ernie the dwarf
10-04-2006, 06:27 PM
Welcome ol'e chap,nice to have another sarf london type on board :D

krammer
10-04-2006, 06:28 PM
No, its Imak :D could be seymore...;)

seedless
10-04-2006, 06:30 PM
Greetings and welcome pull up a pew mines a stella ta!

Bosun
10-04-2006, 06:31 PM
still no chas and dave though :D

jimmymoonlite
10-04-2006, 06:52 PM
Oy yiz aal reet bonny lad? Aal tel thee summat kidda, Ah lyk yor style...Yih divn blaa yor aan trumpit div yih eh?

Me missus iz from the smoak so aah knaa wor yiz arr cumin fraam lyk...

Anyrode, if yiz arr deein the buyin then mine's a bottle o' Broon Dogg....NEWCASSEL BROON .......div'n yee try to pass iz off wirra pint o' that Suthin Jessie Watta mind........Aye.....

Oh I say , my dear chap, Welcome, Welcome.......at last some erudition and scintillating conversation......so sadly lacking what, what??

I'll have a large Pimms if I may.....so kind, thank you so much.....

NURSE.....NURSE ....that Mr. Ever Ready is making a nuisance of himself again....

Welcome pilgrim, hang on tight, it'll be a wild ride....

Ever Ready

ernie the dwarf
10-04-2006, 06:54 PM
still no chas and dave though :D

Lets keep it that way shall we ..............

Manfred von richthon
10-04-2006, 07:46 PM
Oh bollox, fokker will be along soon.
Unless he's here lurking somewhere already?No i won't and why is my name spellded wrong. :p :D

P S hello all.:confused:

kitkatman
11-04-2006, 06:44 PM
hello :D :D

critch
11-04-2006, 06:47 PM
least you can be yourself on this site yorak :D

evening baron von-r.......

think your a bit of a fokker if you ask me :D

Manfred von richthon
12-04-2006, 04:04 PM
least you can be yourself on this site yorak :D

evening baron von-r.......

think your a bit of a fokker if you ask me :D
Curses foiled again! :mad:

and why is my name still spellded wrong.:(