500!!

[100%Pat]

Well folks we've gone over the 500 member mark now....
So where the feck are you all??? :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Well folks we've gone over the 500 member mark now....
So where the feck are you all??? :D
Over 'ere, locked in the cupboard...

[cxdemon]

COOOO EEEEE over by the beer :cool:

[100%Pat]

I dont mean YOU! I mean all the LURKERS.... who have registered but dont join in... so now we must all behave, calm down and TRY to act normal so as to lull them all into thinking its safe to post.....then we can get them!

[Rogue Monkey]

Im quite normal! :eek:

[STEViE]

Out in the countryside ridin' me chop, it's a beautiful sunny day with a lite breeze blowin'. Just up ahead is a bar that serves the best Guinness around an' it's served by the most georgeous barmaid who cooks a better sausages, mash an' onion gravy than me an' she's really friendly an' she's got no boyfriend an' the beers free an' .....


















...... then I wake up.








BOLLEX

Oh well I'll just have to post on the forum then :D

[Kingo]

I'm here ;)

[xjtriker666]

normal????? cant do normal sorry......

[Doro]

I'm here too


don't think we're too scarey though

praps they're spies or summat, twiddling with their notebooks and building a dossier

ooer missus











quick, gimme those sunglasses...................... :cool:

[Yoda]

I'm the normalist

[Jay]

I'm 'THE NORMALISER' - My name is Norman Normal, winner of the most normal normaler in all of Normalville.




Twitch twitch

:o

[Bosun]

I only come on here sometimes, i will try more if you wish

[Yoda]

I only come on here sometimes, i will try more if you wish
no no its okay

look Pat now what have you done fayji will never go away now :)

[DANNY]

BOO.......... ha i was behind the sofa.

[Mrs Reject]

I would come on her more often only:
a) You CAN have too much of a good thing and people might start chucking tomatoes at me and
b) I only have "Billy no mates" to look forward too as I am already a twat (apparently) :)

[dracken1]

ummm well i have tried for over an hour now to associate yoda with normal.
but i keep imagining adolf hitler being awarded the world peace prize :(

[Huw Beer Monster]

I would come on her more often only:
a) You CAN have too much of a good thing and people might start chucking tomatoes at me and
b) I only have "Billy no mates" to look forward too as I am already a twat (apparently) :)

a) *lob*, *splat*. Damn, missed

b) No, you've got more to look forward to than that! Check TG's current ranking!

[BlackPig]

500 members !! :eek:


Must be from Selafield !! :D

P.S. What's "normal" when it's at 'ome ? :D

[smeghead]

I'm shy me ;)

[Grav]

I'm now a chatter box apparently.......

[krammer]

I'm the normalist norman bates more like. :D

[Tim750]

I'm sorry Pat it's my fault i've murdered 400 of them just so i can sell the bodies to medical schools i blame the cost of bike parts but the £ 3.50 i raised from the sale of the bodies helps towards the parts :D :D

[Yoda]

Hey Pat you should threaten to 'Delete' them unless they start posting
..
and by 'Delete' i mean mortally wound with deadly instruments- then you could take some pics and put them in the mag - fear must be a good sales booster :)
Yoda

[krammer]

what sort of deadly instruments? how about poleaxes? or maybe poison tipped arrows or boiling tar, plague, pestilance, pox, the iron maiden, lobbing rotting bodies through their bedroom windows, katie melua, swine flu, green monkey disease, asian flu, katie melua, sade, bad prawn sandwich, katie melua. er, that should just about do it i reckon.

[Jay]

Krammer......you got some issues there mate?

[krammer]

Krammer......you got some issues there mate? me? nah, earthquakes, giant mud slides, incoming!, evil spells, incantations,voodoo,zombies big asteroids,tsunamis, giant sqid, devils, demons, creatures that time forgot, yeti, navajo, 7th cavalry,genghis khan. er, i think my work here is done. nighty night and remember, do'nt have nightmares. ;)

[Bosun]

ere krammer you missed the screaming ab dabs and a nice big stick.
i notice KM made it twice

[Freak]

So where the feck are you all??? :D

You aint seen me.....










RIGHT !

[Dexxie]

*waves*

...present miss!

[bill?]

eh! what! did somebody say something :confused:

[bunbag]

present miss :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

We're all individuals!

Except me! Oh, and Yoda, and Fayji, and Mrs.R, and Jay, and Krammer, and Grav, and Black Pig, and Jim, and Santa, and Taxidave, and TG, especially TG! and, and, and........Ah Doro, and Gypsy, and Forest Fred, and Garysphrogg, and Seedless, and Mitch, and, and and...........Um! Hang on I'll remember the rest in a minute!

[bill?]

We're all individuals!


I'm not an individual, I'm a number.

oops got that the wrong way I think

[Creature]

I'm around, altho resonably quiet at the mo as had another attack :(

was hoping to make Sword n Stoned rally this weekend but looking as if im not gonna be able to ride and refuse to go in car

[krammer]

I'm around, altho resonably quiet at the mo as had another attack :(

was hoping to make Sword n Stoned rally this weekend but looking as if im not gonna be able to ride and refuse to go in car whats up mate? nothing too serious i hope.

[Yoda]

We're all individuals! !

I'm Not an Individual
Im SPETHAL

[Creature]

no m8 just heart probs - but try n not let it stop me :)

right of to bed in hope i feel better for tomorow

[calum100]

I just log on to watch Pat's avatar...

[Friar Tuck]

Ha! One's been Outed!

[100%Pat]

I knew it would be good for something at least!! Welcome mate... :D

[Pag]

Give us a break, I've only just got out of me bed. Yawn.........

[Pag]

Give us a break, I've only just got out of me bed. Yawn.........Apparently i'm still a virgin at the age of thirty!!!!

[100%Pat]

I've captured another one.... quick ladies tie him up we cannot let any get away... :D

[Pag]

I'm assuming that the young lady repeatedly exposing her bazookas is you Pat. :D

[Rabid]

I'm assuming that the young lady repeatedly exposing her bazookas is you Pat. :D
lmao :D...

[100%Pat]

and that's what I look like first thing in the morning.... you should see me when I have really tried...
LMFAO

[TaxiDave]

and that's what I look like first thing in the morning.... you should see me when I have really tried...
LMFAO


When Pat is done up to the nines she pumps up her middle breast just like the girl in the Arnie film "Total Recall" ;)

[Pag]

:) Well, nobody is at their best first thing in the morning. I may look like Brad Pitt, but when it is time to crawl out bed of a morning its more like arm pitt. Three breasts eh? Is this a trike thing?