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Bassman
03-04-2006, 01:37 PM
Thought BSh was good again this month..
Particularly liked the Truimph chop, and the hillclimber oldtimer..but even as a Harley rider not keen on the bling Harleys, but can't deny they were very well built..
And I'm sure there are only 284 events listed... :D
minxy
03-04-2006, 01:58 PM
HUUUUUUGE innit.
Went out for lunch, got meself parked up somewhere nice and quiet and prepared for a read. Didnt want to come back to work!
Please don't make me count the events again!!!
minxy
03-04-2006, 02:05 PM
14
39
167
4
111
Sorry
:p
Bassman
03-04-2006, 02:10 PM
Please don't make me count the events again!!!
Awww.. spoilsport...Why not..
Have you counted em before? :D
Awww.. spoilsport...Why not..
Have you counted em before? :D
Yes.
Twice. :eek:
The Beer Monsters
03-04-2006, 02:19 PM
Yes.
Twice. :eek:And you got the same number each time? ;)
andy_k
03-04-2006, 02:27 PM
er, I only count 281 ??
Aha, after much scratching of head, I've realised that there's a couple of events that are in small box ads but not listed in the text (because I don't see the smalls before final proof), plus we only had room to run till the end of October. We've already got another dozen events for November and December...
the 100% BSH forum..... must get my sub sorted out for that :D
Freedom of speech, Mr Slob. I didn't start this thread, and it would have been rude not to reply.
Obviously not as rude as being at a Triumph do at London Colney and not introducing yourself... :D :D
minxy
03-04-2006, 03:47 PM
*passes the pointy stick*
You'll get accused of taking lessons in pointy sticking from me, Missus! ;)
The Beer Monsters
03-04-2006, 04:07 PM
*passes the pointy stick*Have you been taking lessons off Blue or something?
Freedom of speech, Mr Slob. I didn't start this thread, and it would have been rude not to reply.
Obviously not as rude as being at a Triumph do at London Colney and not introducing yourself... :D :D
no no no ... I didn't mean it like that. I meant it's good that this forum is open and I need to get a sub to your mag... :o
UT introduced me to you and badger as I recall ;)
Bassman
03-04-2006, 05:24 PM
Passes Slob a rather large shovel.... :D
Dougie
03-04-2006, 05:26 PM
Passes Slob a rather large shovel.... :D
Here ya go,used to be Rommole's.
UT introduced me to you and badger as I recall ;)
You looked dead nervous and sidestepped away as I recall, but I figured that was just the effect that UT has on most people! :D
Friar Tuck
03-04-2006, 06:20 PM
I haven't had the pleasure yet Mistress!
I haven't had the pleasure yet Mistress!
Trust me, it's not a pleasure. I am a grumpy, taciturn, scowly old git.
softshoes
03-04-2006, 08:09 PM
.......London Colney... :D :D
err, the ABC still going there? (showin' me age possibly here)
Spike
03-04-2006, 08:23 PM
Trust me, it's not a pleasure. I am a grumpy, taciturn, scowly old git.
I still owe ya a cuppa as well ;) :)
minxy
03-04-2006, 08:55 PM
I haven't had the pleasure yet Mistress!
Spoken like a true sub lol ;)
err, the ABC still going there? (showin' me age possibly here)
You'll have to ask Urban Terrorist - it's a bit more his stomping ground than mine.
And Spike, don't think I've forgotten! ;) :D
Still havn't got one yet. :(
Stupid filling station'd sold out. :(
Must be good.
S'pose I outta subscribe. (Did that with AWOL, 8 weeks before it finally folded.) :rolleyes:
Dexxie
03-04-2006, 11:09 PM
Trust me, it's not a pleasure. I am a grumpy, taciturn, scowly old git.
No you're not.....unless I met you on an "off" day?
Friar Tuck
04-04-2006, 06:20 AM
Trust me, it's not a pleasure. I am a grumpy, taciturn, scowly old git.
You and me should get on well together then! my missus reckons I'm like a bear with a sore head in the mornings, generally grumpy all day and frequently tripping over my bottom lip!
Urban Terrorist
04-04-2006, 07:12 AM
Trust me, it's not a pleasure. I am a grumpy, taciturn, scowly old git.
That's a lie, she's really, funny, young and sexy :) Just a shame she drinks too much tea :D :D
fazerdaze
04-04-2006, 07:48 AM
Just a shame she drinks too much tea :D
Sorry UT but it's just not possible to drink too much tea! :p
Still havn't got one yet. :(
Stupid filling station'd sold out. :(
Must be good.
S'pose I outta subscribe. (Did that with AWOL, 8 weeks before it finally folded.) :rolleyes:
Wont happen with bsh.
might with the competition tho..
Urban Terrorist
04-04-2006, 11:18 AM
Sorry UT but it's just not possible to drink too much tea! :p
Pretty sure it is :D
That's a lie, she's really, funny, young and sexy :) Just a shame she drinks too much tea
Have I mentioned what a fine, handsome young man Mr UT is? :) Fazerdaze is absolutely right - no such thing as too much tea.
You and me should get on well together then! my missus reckons I'm like a bear with a sore head in the mornings, generally grumpy all day and frequently tripping over my bottom lip!
I have to admit I am pure evil in the mornings. Years ago, when I first started working for BSH, the then managing director took exception to the time I would get into the office, and tactfully suggested that maybe I could make an effort to get in for 10am. "Okay," said I, "I'll get in earlier, but trust me, you really, really don't want me in earlier...". It lasted three days before he conceded that it was fine for me to get in later... :D
No you're not.....unless I met you on an "off" day?
I was probably showing off and being nice! Either that or the drugs really were working that day! :D
Womble_Lancs
04-04-2006, 12:54 PM
Fazerdaze is absolutely right - no such thing as too much tea.
You should try going round to Chateau Grav then. I don't think his kettle ever cools down. It's ace :)
Yep, worn out 2 kettles already this year. :D
Yep, worn out 2 kettles already this year. :D
Swoooon... Now that's my sort of man! ;) :D
STEViE
04-04-2006, 02:30 PM
Got one .... Ooooh look, there's a piece about some rally called the February Freezer :D
Thanx to everyone concerned :D
Yup, Mr Freak and Miss Doro, take a bow! Although I have no idea who let that photo of TBMS slip through - we're going to be beseiged by crazed female admirers wanting pairs of his knickers now.
The Beer Monsters
04-04-2006, 03:56 PM
Yup, Mr Freak and Miss Doro, take a bow! Although I have no idea who let that photo of TBMS slip through - we're going to be beseiged by crazed female admirers wanting pairs of his knickers now.http://www.soditletshaveabeer.co.uk/Underwear.htm
Trust me, it's not a pleasure. I am a grumpy, taciturn, scowly old git.
saved me saying it... it wasn't nerves it was the look that represent the following thought " she looks like she would rip off my nuts juggle with tem stew them and stick em up my nose" :D
hey no problemo stevie
thanks for the write-up Blue :D
we are moving shop at the mo - terrible messy business :o
just away for a bath to soothe my aches lol
http://www.soditletshaveabeer.co.uk/Underwear.htm
I'm surprised (and rather disappointed) you poor musicians can afford knickers!
STEViE
04-04-2006, 05:30 PM
I'm surprised (and rather disappointed) you poor musicians can afford knickers!I have it on good authority that Huw Beer Monster is the Imelda Marcos of the knicker world :D
The Beer Monsters
04-04-2006, 05:33 PM
I'm surprised (and rather disappointed) you poor musicians can afford knickers!We don't BUY them, we just re-use the ones that get thrown at us :D
The Beer Monsters
04-04-2006, 05:34 PM
I have it on good authority that Huw Beer Monster is the Imelda Marcos of the knicker world :DShut it, thong boy :D
STEViE
04-04-2006, 06:20 PM
Shut it, thong boy :DThe Thong Remainth The Thame - Led Theppelin :D
Freak
04-04-2006, 06:48 PM
We don't BUY them, we just re-use the ones that get thrown at us :D
I can only appologise for that .... I was VERY drunk mind :o
STEViE
04-04-2006, 07:22 PM
I can only appologise for that .... I was VERY drunk mind :o
An' they were probably the ones you collected whilst tourin' with this bunch :D
Dougie
04-04-2006, 07:33 PM
Jeez STEViE!DID YA HAFTA? :eek:
Nearly saw ma beer again! :D
STEViE
04-04-2006, 07:42 PM
Well ahm just off to the garage to do some work on 'MiNE an' listen to some really good sounds an' when I'm finished I have some excellent Polish beer to consume an' chill out time will comence. See ya later ....
.... an' Dougie, it's ok to turn the light out 'cos you won't be havin' too many nightmares now will ya ?
Dougie
04-04-2006, 07:44 PM
S'orite STEViE,Fran'll save me from the nasty monsters that piccy has conjured up in my warped imagination,especially the wierdie on the far right! :eek: :eek:
Freak
04-04-2006, 08:24 PM
................. bugger :o
Dougie
04-04-2006, 08:35 PM
................. bugger :o
Oh,was that YOU Pete?Sorry......... :D
Freak
04-04-2006, 08:37 PM
Oh,was that YOU Pete?Sorry......... :D
not half as sorry as I am .... believe me :rolleyes:
:D
I think you looked lovely.
Blue
Deadpan.
Bosun
04-04-2006, 10:16 PM
An' they were probably the ones you collected whilst tourin' with this bunch :D
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrgh
STEViE
04-04-2006, 11:18 PM
FX: tap! tap! tap!
Altogether now just for Fayji but you just know that bloody tune's gonna stick in your mind for days too ha ha ha ....
Seven tears have flown into the river
Seven tears are running to the sea
If one day they reach some distant water
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me
the sad thing is that I remember this song only too well an' it haunts me ....
You utter, Utter BASTARD! :mad:
*wanders off muttering rude things about STEViE..........*
Friar Tuck
05-04-2006, 06:25 AM
Not only am I still shaking from arguing with the brother-in-law from last night! i now have to contend with a half tune rumbling around in my head from some vague memory of some off beat one hit wonder!
STEVIE! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!
Dougie
05-04-2006, 08:24 AM
FX: tap! tap! tap!
Altogether now just for Fayji but you just know that bloody tune's gonna stick in your mind for days too ha ha ha ....
Seven tears have flown into the river
Seven tears are running to the sea
If one day they reach some distant water
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me
the sad thing is that I remember this song only too well an' it haunts me ....
There are times you can be a TOTAL GIT! :eek:
STEViE
05-04-2006, 01:29 PM
There are times you can be a TOTAL GIT! :eek:
INIT !! :D
La la la la la la la la laaaa la
la la la la la la la la laaaa
La la laaaa la la la la la laaaa la
La la laaaa la la la la la laaaaa
ha ha ha !!!
I'm a git but I don't play a guitar
I'm a man an' I play a mandolin
I ain't sorry that I bought you this tune
I don't care if it does your head in.
funnily enuf you can sing these words to the same tune an' I wrote 'em just for you folks :D
Sheltie
05-04-2006, 02:00 PM
Thanx for that Stevie you
utter
Utter
Utter
Bastid
STEViE
05-04-2006, 05:45 PM
An' in all bastidness
You're Welcome :D
Think you've got it tough .... I've got to do the final mix on the album tonite an' I've got that bloody tune goin' thru my head too.
Mitch
05-04-2006, 05:58 PM
I've got to do the final mix on the album tonite an' I've got that bloody tune goin' thru my head too.
Could be worse... thanks to my playing earlier (I've just recently started playing mandolin with the local morris side :eek: ), I've managed to get 'Three Jolly Sheepskins' stuck in Mrs R's head
STEViE
05-04-2006, 11:51 PM
I've got to do the final mix on the album tonite
All done .... :D :D :D
Friar Tuck
06-04-2006, 05:59 AM
And I hope you accidentally recorded that bloody Goombay song by mistake, and ruined your whole album! :mad: :p
STEViE
06-04-2006, 04:12 PM
No, didn't, sounds bloody good to me.
Seven beers have been consumed this evenin'
Seven more are soon to join them too
If the landlord gives us all a lock-in
I may even buy a few for you :D
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davesatan
06-04-2006, 05:53 PM
i love the hill climber trike
but if its registered as a reliant is it legal ?
No, didn't, sounds bloody good to me.
Seven beers have been consumed this evenin'
Seven more are soon to join them too
If the landlord gives us all a lock-in
I may even buy a few for you :D
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You do realise that you will have to finish writing that and sing it at rallies this year, STEViE.
STEViE
06-04-2006, 11:38 PM
That may be a distinct possibility .... but only ever round a campfire. The idea of Freak joinin' me onstage in that garb frightens me, at least he wouldn't dare come near a fire what with all that imitation chifon an' silk. Probably made in Outer Mongo Bongoland an' is as flame retardant as a petrol bomb. :D
Besides, I only know the chorus an' that's bad enuf warblin' round my brain.
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