View Full Version : Strange noises from our garage....
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 10:01 AM
Will let the boys do the technical bit.. but I can hear bassmans chop going ' rrrfffmpf rffffmph'... sounding good. will go and admire soon.. :D
Womble_Lancs
31-03-2006, 10:02 AM
' rrrfffmpf rffffmph'.
Are you sure it's not the after effects of last night's curry? I advise you not to smoke until you find out...
:eek:
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 10:09 AM
Are you sure it's not the after effects of last night's curry? I advise you not to smoke until you find out...
:eek:
the noise have stopped... oh dear.. hope it's just for adjustment.
Well they were exhaust noises..or whatever.. and it sounded nice...
we had pizza.. bassman had hawaiian 2,, extra mushroom and sweetcorn..
toad had the jalapeno one.. hot as feck so it could be his ass...
I stuck to a salami one.. and I am inside so my farts are private so far... :D
Lets get this right.....
Bad Toad and Bassman are in Toads garage making rmmpph rmmph noises?
sounds like they are having it off with each other..........
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 10:44 AM
There is not much speaking going on.. and a pillow has gone missing.. :D
ernie the dwarf
31-03-2006, 10:44 AM
Odd that,all that grease as well :D
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 10:46 AM
Toad in for a coffee break and visit to the loo... :D
ernie the dwarf
31-03-2006, 10:50 AM
Was he walking funny? :D
Not if he's used to it :D
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 10:58 AM
he was walking just fine.. and smiling... made two cups of coffee.... and didn't deny allegations I reported.. laughed.. bassmand said. ayeee..
If I see toad disappear in white van with bassman and his chop.. I know it's the real thing... :D
Sounds like he's already had a good go of Bassmans chopper....... :D
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 11:16 AM
yeah but they like it... and I must say I do too...sort of not just a one time experience that chop... :D
So you have ridden Bassmans chopper too?!!
:eek: :D
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 11:27 AM
No I stood back and admired it.... longingly :D :D..
baldyshinehead
31-03-2006, 11:29 AM
No I stood back and admired it.... longingly :D :D..
was BT sat astride it at the time :eek:
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 11:31 AM
No he was aside Bassman explaining the technicalities of what bit went where.. :D
Did Bad Toad have a bit of a fiddle while Bassman gave it some wrist? :D
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 11:54 AM
Did Bad Toad have a bit of a fiddle while Bassman gave it some wrist? :D
I can honestly say I didn't see that... but at one point toad went down on his knees and a sawing sound came from there...sparks flew and he produced a bit metal that they said they would both use on Bassmans chop in a minute.. it was a cylindrical piece of metal 3 inches long 1.5 inches wide with a fixing attachment..
bill?
31-03-2006, 11:56 AM
Did Bad Toad have a bit of a fiddle while Bassman gave it some wrist? :D
Grav I think its time you went back to your tent for a lie down, that was worse than anything I could have thought up.
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 11:59 AM
tis your mind bill.. we were talking technical not dirty...(yeah right!) :D
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 12:04 PM
Alas lovely bassman left us... taking his chop away... due to fatigue from a gruelling schedule and being hard at it.. he has his flask of coffee and some proplus to aid alertness. Has gone home to show his chop to his wife now.
He will display his photos of what happened here later or tomorrow...
:D
He can tell his missus how Bad Toad tugged and pulled and fiddled and screwed with his chopper whilst on his knees. :D
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 12:11 PM
He can tell his missus how Bad Toad tugged and pulled and fiddled and screwed with his chopper whilst on his knees. :D
To which she will say show me? :D
critch
31-03-2006, 02:45 PM
its very nice that toad helped bassman with his chopper, he obviously likes to help the aged :)
has bassman gone home to give it a good hard polish and show it off to his neighbours??
Bosun
31-03-2006, 04:44 PM
No he was astride Bassman explaining the technicalities of what bit went where.. :D
did they use a handbook :)
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 05:06 PM
pmsl... u wicked lot.. we miss bassman already.. but he left his beer behind.. so I'll drink that and think of him... :D
Don't forget to swallow and try not to let it dribble down your chin. :D
kitkatman
31-03-2006, 06:55 PM
Will let the boys do the technical bit.. but I can hear bassmans chopper going ' rrrfffmpf rffffmph'... sounding good. will go and admire soon.......and take some autosol out to him so he can polish iy nice and shiny......:D
wtf............... :D :D :D
iomrob
31-03-2006, 07:16 PM
funniest thread in ages , well done you lot..............and so you should be :D
Womble_Lancs
31-03-2006, 07:34 PM
He can tell his missus how Bad Toad tugged and pulled and fiddled and screwed with his chopper whilst on his knees. :D
A bit like when I had you on your knees, whilst I was pulling away at your big tool?
Oh yes, you pulled and pulled at my big tool but it just wouldn't come off.
Womble_Lancs
31-03-2006, 07:40 PM
Oh yes, you pulled and pulled at my big tool but it just wouldn't come off.
Yeah, but Dave managed it when he gave it a blow job :eek:
It's amazing what you can do with a firm grip and a good blow.
Still, at least I got to fiddle with your back end. My big tool got quite dirty as I recall.
Bosun
31-03-2006, 07:42 PM
its a good job theres not a entrendre anywhere here :)
Womble_Lancs
31-03-2006, 07:56 PM
its a good job theres not a entrendre anywhere here :)
I could give you one if you want ? :cool:
Violetmay
31-03-2006, 09:21 PM
Update:- I've seen the video of two men and a chop.. it's called the worlds noisiest chopper.. stars a welshman.. just like the other famous film... some sexual content... and success at the end.. very good. at one point u can see toads hand coming past bassmans legs tweaking the carb, with petrol leaking down, and them both going. give it bit more..yeah that's it.. very good.
Toad now very tired after his long day asleep in chair.
:D
Bassman
31-03-2006, 11:09 PM
That Toad is very good on his knees.... his fiddling is the stuff legends are made of!!
Suffice it to say that Toads and VioletMay are stars.. really enjoyed my day and a bit down there with em... But that toad forced me to drink cans of lager from 3.pm.. by 5 pm i was even more bloody useless than usual... :D
Anyway the carb and manifold toad made works great. (or it will do when i sort a float chamber gasket). We fitted a inch and 3/4 su.. from an old Maestro!!.. they got to be good for summat eh.
Here are a couple of pics from today... hope they post ok!!...
And notice the Toad's pose... professional model or what! Hand on hip? Hmmm...
:rolleyes:
:D
heres some pics...
Toad hard at it.. grinding away!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/backstreetguitars/Picture006.jpg
Trying the pipe for size...
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/backstreetguitars/2687ca4e.jpg
This is a work in progress , i think they call it..
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/backstreetguitars/7cbb2b60.jpg
Don't worry the can is empty!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/backstreetguitars/8e7c3c42.jpg
HHmmmmmm!!....
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/backstreetguitars/Picture004.jpg
The nearly finished item!!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/backstreetguitars/Picture007.jpg
Got a bit of fettling to do with it now, file a couple of welds down a tad etc.. fit two new gaskets and some better jubille clips and she done.. Ran really well though, revved good, and started right away!!...
Will keep you informed as to how it goes when its finally finished!! :D
Thanks both.. you've been brilliant..
Bosun
31-03-2006, 11:14 PM
by 5pm i was even more bloody useless than usual... :D
Anyway the carb and manifold toad made works great. (or it will do when i sort a float chamber gasket). We fitted a inch and 3/4 su.. from an old Maestro!!.. they got to be good for summat eh.
Toad hard at it.. grinding away!
Don't worry the can is empty!
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ooooooh theres some misquotes due there :)
NO NO NO
critch
31-03-2006, 11:16 PM
now thats what i call a garage toady.......... ;)
Bosun
31-03-2006, 11:17 PM
Originally Posted by Bassman
by 5pm i was even more receptive to homosexual advances than usual...
Anyway the carb and manifold toad made works great. (or it will do when i sort a float chamber gasket). We fitted a inch and 3/4 su.. from an old Maestro!!.. they got to be good for summat eh.
Toad had a hard on on most iof the afternoon .. he was grinding away!
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seriously some clever work going on there
well done toad
baldyshinehead
31-03-2006, 11:18 PM
good looking bike but the model could do with a boob job :D
Wulfgar_SDL
01-04-2006, 12:49 AM
You lot have got me worried now, Toady said he was going to come up here and do a bit of grinding :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Violetmay
01-04-2006, 10:48 AM
now thats what i call a garage toady.......... ;)
that ain't no garage it's a trike and toad lovenest.. it's a haven to dot.. she even has a soft old rug of mine to keep her warm at night.
Bassman u r welcome anytime.. next time spare room will will pucker!!
toad used to be a catalogue model in his youth... knitting patterns, freemans, and S&M weekly...
But Toady and BM were both at it for ages.. I think talked a bit too..
but did work hard... :D
Violetmay
01-04-2006, 10:51 AM
[QUOTE=Wulfgar_SDL]You lot have got me worried now, Toady said he was going to come up here and do a bit of grinding :eek: QUOT
He's missing bassman at moment so it could be serious you'll be alright. Just have a tazar gun handy lol :D
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