hello every one

[angi]

would like to say hi to all of you :)

[Doro]

hi angi welcome to 100%

hope you have fun fun fun :D


pssstt *watch out for taxi dave and yoda cos they're the naughty boys on here...*


:D

[Gypsy]

hiya angi


*runs off to grass on doro to yoda and dave*

[Kingo]

Hi angi, Welcome to 100% :D

[100%Pat]

nice to see another female on here... we'll soon be in the majority ladies... :D

[cxdemon]

EEEEEek :eek: oh and welcome Angi ;)

[Yoda]

Welcome Angi
dont believe a word Doro says (thanks for tip Gypsy)
now all you have to do to become a fully fledged member is:
stand up
face the keyboard
shout 'awoooga wooga wu'
turn round 12 times
say 'i promise to obey the unwritten rules of the goats (obviously you wont know what the unwritten rules are, as they are unwritten, and we will make them up errr i mean point them out as we go along)
next: spread jam on your keyboard, and a couple of fried eggs on your cds (for Fayji)
once this is completed and video evidence of said completion is submitted to the appropriate parties then you shall be one with the universe.

Yoda

[GarrysPhrogg]

LOL @ Yoda :)

Welcome angie and if your a bloke I apologise for anyone who assumed otherwise as you never know these days do you!! and we are so politcly correct on here :D :D

Oh yeah and Yoda is a spethal person :)

[BlackPig]

Hello angi :D

Anything and everything goes on in here,just don't say..........




















BOLLOCKS :D :rolleyes:

[dracken1]

welcome to 100%

[TaxiDave]

Hiya Angi. Don't believe anything anyone tells you. Its all lies unless its something I've said about Yoda or Dracken, then take it as gospel.

[Mrs Reject]

Hi angi, don't go spreading jam on your "keyboard" as Yoda calls it - he is a terrible perve :D

[Bosun]

bonjour angi

[defarter]

Hi Angi.... :D ;)

[Rogue Monkey]

Hello Chuck! :D

[Rabid]

Welcome to 100% forum.




You certainly are welcome to 100% forum

[Freak]

They're all mad........and it's catching

[Dougie]

Greetings!



(be afraid,be very afraid!you'll soon be as mad as them!)




I'm not mad.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Bosun]

NURSE dougies chewed out of his Jacket again NURSE

[krammer]

well, greetings and salutations angie. welcome to the sublime and ridiculous sub culture that is this forum. oh, and i'm not mad........ or am i? why are we here? are we alone?. if a tree falls down in the middle of the forest and theres no one around, does it make any noise. zen anyone? oh, and like the man said, never say bollocks.:D

[ForestFred]

Hello Anji Nice to meet you. I am the sensible one on this forum(apart from Pat of course). The vast majority on here a completey insane. But dont worry stick with me and you'll be fine. Right must go now Flossies calling and The Goatmasters work is never done ....

Yes!! Yoda I am the goatmaster if you keep saying I'm not I'm going to tell my mum (I'd tell my dad but theres no point seeing as he's dead :) )

Bye Anji

[Grav]

!!!dam etiuq ,etiuq lla era yeht soc ereh no syas enoyna taht drow elgnis a eveileb t'nod ,ignA iH


:D .ekil uoy sa hcum sa skcolloB yas nac uoY

[Bosun]

!!!dam etiuq ,etiuq lla era yeht soc ereh no syas enoyna taht drow elgnis a eveileb t'nod ,ignA iH


:D .ekil uoy sa hcum sa skcolloB yas nac uoY
:D :D :D

[poridge wog]

welcome angi, i am the only sane one here ask anyone o them an they will tell you that
see told you ,i heard that yoda.oh the voices have started again....nurse another bed pan please :p :eek:

[BlackPig]

welcome angi, i am the only sane one here ask anyone o them an they will tell you that
see told you ,i heard that yoda.oh the voices have started again....nurse another bed pan please :p :eek:


Mrs.R ,put the bedpan down and step away from the patient !! :eek:

[Jim]

Err lads, I think you've scared her off already.

Is that some kind of record ?

[Bassman]

Hi Angi...
Welcome and don't worry too much about anyone on here... Just about all of em are mad, so I have secretly arranged for the under 45's to be drafted for a new form of national service... A couple of years in the Army.. that's what they need....that'll toughen em up a bit, stop all that drinking, singing, nasty bike riding, and carouss....ermmm carrosuu... mucking about wiv the opposite sex. Bloody sprogs..
Anyone over 45 and thats just about everyone here will be sent to a nursing home for the terminally deranged for three weeks and made to listen to Crackling Rosie... seventy two times a day... that'll make em all respectable peeps just like Pat (allegedly). :p

[DANNY]

eer eer eer uum oh eer um (shuffels feet and looks at floof ) hi eer eer Angi Im the eer um shy one on here.






BOLLOCKS

[angi]

thanks everyone hope you are all good can see this forum being alot of fun

[rommel]

Hi anji, enjoy the ride it can be entertaining ( sometimes) :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

Hi Angi,

Erm, are you a nurse by any chance? Do you have a Nursey uniform?
Do you have any uniforms? you wouldn't like to......

*Mmmmmuh!! Gggggrrhhhh! oooooffffffff!* lemme go! geeroff!

Wadya mean Matron wants to see me? Tell her I don't want the rubber gloves and crocadile clips therapy today! Lemme go, I say!

*Nnnnggghhhh! Struggle with hefty biker type jacket that has the sleeves sown up for some reason!*

[Mrs Reject]

Mrs.R ,put the bedpan down and step away from the patient !! :eek:

I was going to put it on his head - full:D

[blackhack]

quote from angi

thanks everyone hope you are all good


Nah!! were just perfect...welcome.....

[Jay]

Angi, AAAAANGI.......

Welcome to 99% BIKER 1% SANE

Don't let all this talk of Goats and Jam lead you into thinking we are a bit.....STRANGE.

I've met some of these guys in real life and they are perfectly normal people, without any issues or mental baggage whatsoever.

Except one of them.......you'll see who that is soon enough!

Enjoy yourself - wont you!

[TaxiDave]

Hi Angi,

Erm, are you a nurse by any chance? Do you have a Nursey uniform?
Do you have any uniforms? you wouldn't like to......

*Mmmmmuh!! Gggggrrhhhh! oooooffffffff!* lemme go! geeroff!

Wadya mean Matron wants to see me? Tell her I don't want the rubber gloves and crocadile clips therapy today! Lemme go, I say!

*Nnnnggghhhh! Struggle with hefty biker type jacket that has the sleeves sown up for some reason!*


Friar Tuck is the only normal one on here. Be afraid, be very afraid of the rest.

[Santa]

Hi Angie, welcome to the asylum! As for Friar Tuck, no-one who wears jumpers like his could possibly be sane :D .

[Yoda]

Angi, AAAAANGI.......

Except one of them.......you'll see who that is soon enough!

Enjoy yourself - wont you!

Mrs R he's picking on you :)

Yoda

[Jay]

Mrs R he's picking on you :)

Yoda

SPLITTER !!!!

[Bosun]

SPLITTER !!!!
use stonger gaffa tape

[Friar Tuck]

Hi Angie, welcome to the asylum! As for Friar Tuck, no-one who wears jumpers like his could possibly be sane :D .
My jumpers are quite normal! All the colours run horizontally! oh, sorry Santa, you must have been viewing them from that "laying on the floor angle" with lots of giggling!

Odie! you got a lot to answer for!

now as for nornality! Where was I ? Oh, yeah!

So Angi, how about that uniform then? have you got one then? MMmmmm?

[Mitch]

Mrs R he's picking on you :)

Yoda

*Fingers in ears* lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalla :)

[Doro]

ahhh

looks like we scared her off


she's gonna join the lurkers now :(



next time we should, errr, you know.....what's the word.....erm - BEHAVE?

:eek:

[BlackPig]

.........next time we should, errr, you know.....what's the word.....erm - BEHAVE? :eek:


Behave ??

Behave like what/who ?? :confused:

[Friar Tuck]

I was behaving!

[Grav]

yeah


badly............ :D

[Friar Tuck]

:o :o

:p

[Alik Windrush]

I just checked the thing and it said you was on line..... What are you doing up at this hour..?

[Jonnyfp]

Who you talking to?
erm welcome Angi. I'm the nice one :D

[MancCatz]

Hi Angi
Im new too, but in not MAD the voices in my head tell me im not

Welcome. :eek:

[madastoast]

hi angi, nobody on here is impolite or crude or ever sarcastic so thers no need to hide away in that cupboard we wont really do anything scary like?????????????????


DRIVE A VOLVO

[BikerGran]

Hi Angi, don't take any notice, no-one here is mad, we're all sane it's the rest of the world thats mad!

:eek:

[BlackPig]

........we wont really do anything scary like?????????????????


DRIVE A VOLVO


Hmmmmmmm !!

I think somebody does,eh,df ??? :D :D :rolleyes:

[defarter]

[QUOTE=BlackPig]Hmmmmmmm !!

I think somebody does,eh,df ??? :D


YER A GRASS :eek: :D :D

[Friar Tuck]

Here!

Where's Angi gone then?

[Santa]

I think we must have frightened her away. :o

[BlackPig]

YER A GRASS


You are what you smoke................

.................or something like that !! :p :D :rolleyes:

[Peirre]

ahhh

looks like we scared her off
next time we should, errr, you know.....what's the word.....erm - BEHAVE?

:eek:
BEHAVE? BEHAVE? BEHAVE?................................. wassat?? :rolleyes: :eek:

[Freak]

I think we must have frightened her away. :o

Well it seems so. Angi has only made 2 postings and they're both at the start of this thread. You lot, honestly....hang your heads in shame. :(

[ForestFred]

Well it seems so. Angi has only made 2 postings and they're both at the start of this thread. You lot, honestly....hang your heads in shame. :(NO! wont! :p

[Jonnyfp]

Is this the point where peeps become lurkers?