Cracklin Rosie (new lyrics)

[Yoda]

Ok did ting must be sang in a 'Cracklin Rosie' Styleee
Respec' word up' and Big up the 100% Massive


Ahh Pat set up a Bulliton Board
were gunna post till the forum ends up Slow
Making It slow
and odies smokin Blow
Triker gals there and shes a bit crazy
her fangs are a real Pain
santa's around and he cant stand for long
cuz of the Bong
theres Garry and Lynne
then there was the gift passed onto the happy loon


ohh i post my forum posts
you got the features to post my sh1te
we can post our piccies to
100% biker you are our saviour
you make me post like a man demented
you have the means to keep going Maaaad

Post it now..Post it Now
post it cuz you're crazy

Fayji Just Makes us smile
the mans on the site.. for hour
after ho-ur
Krammers there too
he got nothing to do
we got some lukers who ask no questions - Yeah


ohh i post my forum posts
you got the features to post my ****e
we can post our piccies to
100% biker you are our saviour
you make me post like a man demented
you have the means to keep going Maaaad

Post it now..Post it Now
post it cuz you're crazy

then theres mitch and Mrs R
Kattie Melua's fan
then there's fred
with Goats in his bed
Drackens Alright
he has the comps, that drove us crazy - Yeah

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bhaa....Etc

A big respec to hall th brothers and sista's i his missed from the gangsta tune, but yo! you's needs names that is rhymings.

Yoda

[ForestFred]

Kin brilliant Now all we got to do is get Katie to record it.Number one for sure :D

[Doro]

yeah I gotta learn this patois stuff lmao

excellent yoda...!

it da made ee smile mon

[krammer]

jesus wept! how the hell do you do it man? that was'nt knocked up in 5 minutes. perhaps you ought to consider becoming a lyricist, i've got a harp and i sing like an angel so maybe we can record some stuff and become millionaires and make friends with lots of ladies and drink champagne on a big boat and shop at bullring. just think, no more lidl for us!........

[Yoda]

no more lidl for us!........
waheyy going upmarket now,
now is sainsburys or morrisons Posher?????

Yoda

[krammer]

oh definately sainsburys, their beef terryaki is just to die for. :rolleyes:

[triker_gal]

Listening to Yodilly singing this over the phone today and was in hysterics.

Well done that man !!! ;) :D

[Yoda]

Listening to Yodilly singing this over the phone today and was in hysterics.

Well done that man !!! ;) :D

and trust me peeps my singing is the last thing you wanna hear

and to think although i upload a copy of this song i only really listened to it today,.............where the brum n bass and the rapping,

Yoda

[Bosun]

made i smile that did...

how about a forum choir for it?

[Mrs Reject]

In perfect harmony - like a welsh male choir!

[GarrysPhrogg]

brilliant yoda :) :)

[100%Pat]

He seems to have this strange fixation on Neil Diamond ......its not normal you know :p

[TaxiDave]

He seems to have this strange fixation on Neil Diamond ......its not normal you know :p


Rumour has it, according to all the Rent Boys in Birmingham that Yoda's bedroom walls are covered in Neil Diamond and George Michael posters.

I only found this out when stopping to ask directions from a young Phillipino boy who just happened to be coming out of Yoda's house.

[Yoda]

Rumour has it, according to all the Rent Boys in Birmingham that Yoda's bedroom walls are covered in Neil Diamond and George Michael posters.

I only found this out when stopping to ask directions from a young Phillipino boy who just happened to be coming out of Yoda's house.

Actually
i have a stange mix of Deanna Troi and Mr 'T' Posters on the walls

and as for the phillipino boy he was err.. err ...err thats it he was trying to sell me double glazing..err yeah thats right

Yoda