How do I stop the itching

[TaxiDave]

I know this is going to incite loads of piss taking, especially from the likes of Dracken and Yoda but here goes.

I've got chicken pox and the calomine lotion is not stopping the itching so I'm looking for your obvious sensible solutions. Preferably not sticking a limb at a time into an embarrassed sheeps arse to cool it down, like I know that Dracken does to help his sun burn.

[elifan]

according to the wife who works in a pharmacy, take an anti Hystermin (like periton) tablet, have a warm bath with some bicarbinate of soda and then use some calamine aquaious cream.

[dracken1]

oh boy i cannot begin to tell you how tempted i was to tell you to use parafin and a wire brush.
but i won't we'll use good old fashioned welsh witchcraft.
i take it is pox not shingles?
you can get pox from being in contact with someone who has shingles

1 oz. dried Rosemary
1 oz. dried Calendula
2 pints. water
Clean soft cloth

Combine the Rosemary and Calendula with the water in a covered saucepan, bring to a boil and simmer gently for 5 minutes.
Take the pot off the heat and steep the herbs for 15 minutes.
Strain out the herbs through fine cheesecloth and discard them.
Cool the wash to a comfortably warm temperature for applying to skin. Refrigerate any unused portion of the wash and reheat with each use.Discard any remaining wash after 3 days.

Application: This wash is most effective when applied right after a bath.(bath can be found in a dictionary :p ) Apply the wash as warm as possible, but not so warm that it is uncomfortable to the irritated skin. Dip a soft cloth in the wash, and wring it outso that it is not dripping but is quite damp. Press it gently on the infected skin where needed. Do not rub! This will only cause more oozing and irritation.Let the wash air-dry on the skin. Perform this treatment once each night until the skin is clear, which, depending on the condition, is usually 2 days to 1 week.

it will also help if you run around hansworth shouting national front. you'll soon forget the itching :D

[Yoda]

I suggest getting some ramming speed up
and ramming the bike into the side of a lorry
..
Thats what i did..trust me you will forget about the itching
...
see its a proven cure..nothing wrong with me now is there........

Yoda

[TaxiDave]

Dracken I'll give this a try, although coming from you I've got a feeling that my leg will drop off. :D

Thanks though, I am going to try it.

Makes me feel terrible because both the girls had chicken pox last year and when they were moaning which was probably not as much as I've been doing today, all I could do was say, "Don't worry it'll soon be better"

As for running around Handsworth shouting National Front, it'd be like going up to the club house in Wolverhampton and trying to nick a bike. :eek:

[TaxiDave]

I suggest getting some ramming speed up
and ramming the bike into the side of a lorry
..
Thats what i did..trust me you will forget about the itching
...
see its a proven cure..nothing wrong with me now is there........

Yoda


Only in the head Yoda, only in the head.

[Rogue Monkey]

according to the wife who works in a pharmacy, take an anti Hystermin (like periton) tablet, have a warm bath with some bicarbinate of soda and then use some calamine aquaious cream.
Yup! Clopheramenamine otherwise known as piriton! 4 mgs every 4 hours. This will stop the cells producing histomine. Thats wots irritating the nerves causing the itching. Just to supliment this you could try some brufen as well. 400 mgs every 6 hours. Ibrobrufen can be bought over the counter as well as piriton. This is the best thing for yer itchin unless you have access to morphine! I dont think you can get that very easily. BUT... I cAN! hahahah! :)

[Doro]

and if all that fails buy some soft velvet mittens and get someone to tie your hands in em so if you do scratch you won't cause any damage!

:D

remember when my kids had chicken pox

male child whimpered over every spot that appeared and took to his bed

female child ran around like the wild child she was (and still is) didn't moan (drastic changes there..!!) and acted like nowt was wrong

:D

[Bosun]

wear bioxing gloves?

[dracken1]

just done some reading on chicken pox, no wonder you feeling so much worse than the average person who gets it does.
you can it on the penis and the vagina

[TaxiDave]

I do think I've got it on one of them and my wife is making me sleep on the settee so she doesn't get it on the other!!!!

[Yoda]

just done some reading on chicken pox, no wonder you feeling so much worse than the average person who gets it does.
you can get it on the penis and the vagina

:eek: WOW :eek: TD has a penis AND a vagina.......yo!! TD Go Fuck yourself..,heheheheheheheheheehehehe :eek:

Yoda

[TaxiDave]

I feel that **** that Kylie might have to wait a few days at the mo'

[Yoda]

I feel that **** that Kylie might have to wait a few days at the mo'
Ahh Strueth Wotcha Cobber Spark up a tinny...........ok very poor austarlian accent

[dracken1]

just thought of an idea while responding to another post.

your in the black country so you know dudley,
go onto the wrens nest,stand there with a sign around your neck saying you have chicken pox.
and sooner or later some bugger will come along and nick them :rolleyes:

[TaxiDave]

just thought of an idea while responding to another post.

your in the black country so you know dudley,
go onto the wrens nest,stand there with a sign around your neck saying you have chicken pox.
and sooner or later some bugger will come along and nick them :rolleyes:

Its a long time since you've been to Dudley. The Wrens Nest pub has changed its name to The Duncan Edwards. If The Wrenners reputation as the thieves local has reached Borth, its a good job too.

[triker_gal]

Pour acid over it, I promise it'll never itch ever again ;)

[TaxiDave]

Pour acid over it, I promise it'll never itch ever again ;)


Ria, why oh why have I been looking forward so much to your help.

[triker_gal]

Ria, why oh why have I been looking forward so much to your help.Because you know It make sense ;) :p

[dracken1]

heh scratchy i see u online atm, dead scabs will cause all sorts of probs in your pc or jam up the keys on the keyboard :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

bag those scabs, then convince yoda they are pork scratchings

[TaxiDave]

heh scratchy i see u online atm, dead scabs will cause all sorts of probs in your pc or jam up the keys on the keyboard :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

bag those scabs, then convince yoda they are pork scratchings



I'll post them to you as a down payment on me frame.

[Yoda]

bag those scabs, then convince yoda they are pork scratchings

Hmmmmm Yummy

Yoda