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Bosun
02-10-2004, 08:07 AM
i have a set of clippers in my hand and looks like the haircut is on..
and only had 1 cup of tea so far today
BlackPig
02-10-2004, 08:14 AM
i have a set of clippers in my hand and looks like the haircut is on..
and only had 1 cup of tea so far today

Put the clippers down and move away from the kettle !!!

Haircutting is best done drunk !!
:D :eek: :D
Bosun
02-10-2004, 08:35 AM
hand moving to JD as we speak
TaxiDave
02-10-2004, 10:35 AM
Just shave one side and then go to the corner shop. I dare you. Missus Taxi had just shaved one side of my head once and the door bell went. The Jehovahs Witnesses haven't been since.
Bosun
02-10-2004, 11:06 AM
isssh aww wight now looksh good now...hic burp

now whersh me bike keys for party hich belch
TaxiDave
02-10-2004, 11:11 AM
I always find that closing one eye and focussing the other one on the white line in the middle of the road helps
Bosun
02-10-2004, 11:15 AM
fank you ...yourrrr my beshtest friend ever BURP...hic
Dougie
02-10-2004, 05:03 PM
Take one eyebrow off,go on,I dare ya!!!!!!!!
Mrs Reject
02-10-2004, 08:23 PM
Go for the brazilian :D
TaxiDave
02-10-2004, 09:53 PM
Go for the brazilian :D


Shouldn't encourage people to fight you shouldn't. Whats that South American person ever done to you?
Rogue Monkey
03-10-2004, 03:42 AM
i have a set of clippers in my hand and looks like the haircut is on..
and only had 1 cup of tea so far today
DDont do it! Keep them hairs growin!scissors suck!
Friar Tuck
03-10-2004, 06:40 AM
Don't forget the nose and ear hairs while you're at it!
Bosun
03-10-2004, 12:11 PM
Don't forget the nose and ear hairs while you're at it!


why does that grow faster than the rest?
krammer
03-10-2004, 07:21 PM
i went on amber alert at the beginning of july. this was upgraded to full blown red alert in august wnen i finally got a hair cut. i have since recieved councilling and the shakes have almost gone now. :D
Mrs Reject
03-10-2004, 07:33 PM
Me and Mitch haven't been to a hairdresser in five years, we don't trust them. Anyone that looks like those dudes on the salon isn't safe with a pair of scissors - or any sharp implement for that matter!!!
There is a great need for a bikers only salon where they won't chop off a foot of hair when you ask for a half inch trim or laugh at your shaved mullet hairstyle requests :)