i spy with with my little japs eye

[krammer]

gentlemen, (ladies? please avert your gaze, this is mens stuff this is) whilst taking my morning constitutional (piss) i became aware of a rather warm but not unpleasant feeling on my feet. upon looking down i was amazed to see a rather pretty fountain emerging from my spout, and even a very small rainbow. anyway, no amount of fiddling with my nozzle would alter it. is this a sign of old age creeping up on me? i'me 46 on tuesday you see. signed, wetfoot of birmingham.

[DANNY]

Willy piercings are not good on circumcised men.

[Doro]

um sorry couldn't resist taking a peek



btw krammer you don't look anywhere near 46...!

[krammer]

what, no punchline? :D is'nt laminate flooring great.

[Bosun]

i can send you details of flute/clarinet tuition people to assist in the correct finger hold method


i personally use the 4 finger hold







3 of which get wet :eek:

[Rogue Monkey]

Appy birfday mate! Erm....Im usually late for stuff like this so I is bein early! Ave A Goood un! MATE! Ave it !

[Friar Tuck]

Celebrities and Royalty don't do wee wee's or jobbies! so I couldn't possibly comment!:D

[Gypsy]

pissing in a sponge and squeezing it in the sink can save wetfoot :D

[Mitch]

pissing in a sponge and squeezing it in the sink can save wetfoot :D
Does Doro know about this?

[GarrysPhrogg]

gentlemen, (ladies? please avert your gaze, this is mens stuff this is) whilst taking my morning constitutional (piss) i became aware of a rather warm but not unpleasant feeling on my feet. upon looking down i was amazed to see a rather pretty fountain emerging from my spout, and even a very small rainbow. anyway, no amount of fiddling with my nozzle would alter it. is this a sign of old age creeping up on me? i'me 46 on tuesday you see. signed, wetfoot of birmingham.


It usually helps if you are aiming for the loo at the time :D

[ForestFred]

It usually helps if you are aiming for the loo at the time :DIts much better if you use the bath (bigger surface area you see) :D

[Bosun]

Its much better if you use the bath (bigger surface area you see) :D


and some times more decrete while bathing at same time... well unless you are sharing :rolleyes:

[Yoda]

A Charlie Dimmock Water Feature

Yoda

[Mrs Reject]

and some times more decrete while bathing at same time... well unless you are sharing :rolleyes:

Me and Mitch share a bath sometimes and we both pee in it:D

[Bosun]

such a vision that conjours up :rolleyes:

[Mrs Reject]

such a vision that conjours up :rolleyes:

With our crap central heating we've got to get hot water from somewhere!! :eek: