were did you meet the wife \ girl

[bunbag]

i must have the best NAKED IN BED WI HER LEGS IN THE AIR :D


TRACIE WAS IN TRACTION IN THE HOSPITAL BOTH LEGS HEE HEE :D

[Bosun]

still looking

[baldyshinehead]

first time i met my wife she took me to the pub to stop me killing her brother :D

[Kingo]

I first met my wife Anita in 1967, she was a DJ in a club in Liverpool and I was a roadie with a group, we got married on the 21st of March 1970 :D

[Jonnyfp]

Beccy was working as a waitress in a bikers bar....when i met her. :D

It was her own fault for winking back at me..lol

[PILRCGeff]

www.datingdirect.com

[softshoes]

...flirtin' by e-mail at work...

[Shep]

http://uk.personals.yahoo.com/

[shaggy696969]

down the pub ................... well it had to start somewhere , so it started there,

[guyver1]

www.datingdirect.com

same here too

[RebuiltYorkie]

I met my wife Carol-Ann at Portland College nr Mansfield Notts in June 1976....got married June 1979...

[Skip]

Met my better half at B.A.R.S.A. (Blackburn Area Road Safety Association.)

[krammer]

met the dragon on sandford park holiday camp in dorset in '75 she lived over the road. it was a holiday romance that went badly wrong.

[Taff]

At a local bikers night/rock night back in '84.
She liked me fisherman's socks rolled over me Lewis Leathers boots.
I liked her arse.
Married in '88.
She'll do till the right girl comes along...

:eek: :D

[jimmymoonlite]

I met my first wife through the church that my parents went to, it was'nt your usual church..........perhaps you have heard of the Plymouth Brethren?, well my parents belonged to a "meeting" of these seriously weird people but of course being brought up in it as it were, as a child I did'nt know any different although as a teenager I rebelled big style....anyway, I met my first missus at a Saltburn Christian Weekend, this was really a thinly disguised brainwashing exercise where the captive audience learned or more correctly were preached at ad nauseum by "elders" and seriously indoctrinated with exhortations to embrace "spiritual things"........
To be honest, all I wanted to do was embrace this cracking bit of stuff that my mate was hanging on to.
I was 13 years old and already I was lost to christianity, consumed as I was by "carnal things".........Hell fire, what 13 year old kid is'nt for gawd's sake... my best friend had been my right hand for quite a while, it was mine and I had decided that I would polish it as often as I felt like it..........

By age 15, she and I were "going steady" as it was called then, she was 17 and jeeesssuuus was I in love........
At 17 we were engaged although we got a lot of flak from both her and my, family. My mother did'nt speak to me for three months.
At 19 n a bit, she and I were wed, the full monty "Plymouth Brethren" do, my mother had threatened to boycott the whole thing but turned up anyway and then proceeded to conduct the whole enterprise like a military campaign.

Roll forward to 2000 when my missus died from a brain tumour of the big C variety, I nursed her for seven years, the hardest seven years of my life (except when on secondment to some piss quick African President's Staff College.......) believe me. We had been wed for near on 30 years....

Now, as to the second, we met through the pervy ads in our local weekly rag would you believe, a habit of peeking is hard to break after many hours spent with me right eye glued to a nightsight sniperscope..........she was looking for a no strings but loyal companion,...... me? .......I was just there for the sex...........
We exchanged letters (mine on asbestos paper) and phone calls for a couple of weeks before we actually met and after three meetings I wanted more than just a companion who incidentally was a gold medallist in sleepchamber gymnatics, yes I was in love again and it felt ssssoooooo good.

We wed in 2003, made in heaven it definitely ain't , more like a wrongful arrest followed by an indefinate period on remand with an occasional parole and the special day trip to planet sex.........

Both marriages brought family along in the fullness of time, my two fine lads of whom I am so proud, one like me now in uniform serving H.M. the Queen and Prince Regent Blair, the other a Third Engineer on an Oil Rig Safety and Support Vessel.
No grand kids here so obviously the lads don't take after "thor fatha".....
Two fine stepsons too, one a computer engineer, the other self employed in the building game.
Four grandkids here, two little angel grandaughters who I would die for.

Er, sorry...........lost the plot a bit there.....What was the question again????

:confused: Jimmymoonlite

[kitkatman]

i was working as a barman and mel came in for the evening for a drink, we married 18 months later :D

[excaliburs missus]

From this site.......just before they banned him LOL


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[Dougie]

Office romance. :) :)

[Zeek]

Office romance. :) :)
Does Fran know ???? ......... :D

[Dougie]

Does Fran know ???? ......... :D
Bloody hope so,she started it! :D

[Spike]

Bikers party ;) :p

[Violetmay]

pretend I am amphibian man..

Cos he won't feel sentimental enough to post..

I was staying at ma's house in dorset.. I lived in oxford.. he was their mechanic and came to collect jeep, we flirted, he phoned and asked me out. 4 months later I moved in with him. Been a right old romance eversince...

By the way I was covered in goat ****e, in me wellies, no make up hair full of straw and he still asked me out!!! But he looked alright to me...all covered in grease and mud too. :D

[scouselee]

wrecked off me tits at a party and she came over and seduced me, lost me bottle of southern comfort cos she dragged me away from me seat, but she gave me 2 brilliant kids instead so she's forgiven :)

[tinkerbelltinkers]

i was working as a barman and mel came in for the evening for a drink, we married 18 months later :D

yep we meet in the pub . i only said yes cause he had a sexy barman bum :D

[Blue]

No idea how I very first met the other half, we'd known each other for about nine years when we were with other partners, I'd even photographed one of his bikes for AWoL. Ran into each other again at the Bulldog in 2000. Sparks flew. Everyone gave us a week.

Been together ever since. :)

[Womble_Lancs]

Saw my current bloke across a crowded room at a biker gathering and thought 'mmmmm, I fancy a bit of that....' :cool:

Took me a few weeks to ensnare him though :D

[yx600]

think it was fatbints.com :D

H

[Dogz]

I was stood up outside a bar in Leeds and she was too, so we got chatting, while we stood there and its now 13 years later!

[InSanCen]

In a (ex) mates flat on Haloween night... :D I get some stick about that.

[Shep]

http://uk.personals.yahoo.com/

BL has just pointed out that we actually physically met in a pub somewhere between Basingrad and Oxford. We'd been communicating electronically up to then.

Spent the evening gazing into each other's eyes, then I asked what she wanted to do next. If you've met her, you can guess what that was.

So I'm on the bike giving it some around the twisties, she's in her Vectra trying to keep up, back to my place.

She never left.

[Mustang Boy]

At a Bike Rally where i was DJ'ing, my outstanding taste in Music knocked her off her feet!!!!

I keep telling her she's very very lucky!!! ;)


Cheers'en Possums.!! :D

[Fran]

Spent the evening gazing into each other's eyes, then I asked what she wanted to do next. If you've met her, you can guess what that was.



I've met BL & I can guess! :eek: Never met a couple who were more meant for each other than you two. :)

[bullhead]

met mine at a dance club she was dressed in pvc WOW :p


i was not into bikes then but she changed that :D

[Bassman]

Met Eileen at the Raf Upavon disco. She was there with three mates, and she looked georgeous. She was just 17! Asked for a dance and got married two years later and been married now for 35 years..

[bunbag]

soppy or what :D

[Bassman]

:o :o .....

[Born2bVile]

Met my ex wife whilst doing some fundraising round the local pubs. My first words to her were 'give me all your money'. Oddly enough, those were her last words to me :(

I knew it was doomed really. We weren't well matched. I'm a Virgo and she was a bitch-slut from hell............

She was the result of a mixed marriage. Her mother was German and her father was a shepherd............

The end came when she went to the shops for some milk and never came home. I was devastated! I don't like black coffee..........

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[krammer]

Met my ex wife whilst doing some fundraising round the local pubs. My first words to her were 'give me all your money'. Oddly enough, those were her last words to me :(

I knew it was doomed really. We weren't well matched. I'm a Virgo and she was a bitch-slut from hell............

She was the result of a mixed marriage. Her mother was German and her father was a shepherd............

The end came when she went to the shops for some milk and never came home. I was devastated! I don't like black coffee..........

Cheers,

Byrnie. now that is funny :D :D

[bad toad]

met the munter on sandford park brat camp in dorset in 1945 she lived over the road. it was a holiday romance that went badly wrong. i got her up the duff!!! the rest is misery
thank you krammer fer being so honest!!!! :rolleyes:

[tease]

We met on the internet, in a chat room. We were good friends for a fair few years.
I was stationed in Korea when we decided to go the next step, then on leave I flew to here and not long after we were married. I finished in the Army soon after then she came to the states to get me and we both came home.

Romantic? Maybe some then, but now it is everday, I married my best friend :p

[seedless]

First time through work
second time Lyn through the Open University...
Next time.... we shall see

[Worjorj]

On one of them t'internet things. I was in Cyprus doing an OU course which required on line chat/work groups and she was in Keighley. After the course when I came back we met up and six years on, happily married.
aaahhhhhh:)

[pingusprogressed]

on a pub crawl :D
was trying all night to chat up her mate, then when found out mate lived 40+ miles away I gave up and went for the walking distance option :D :D that was 23yr ago :eek:

[Mia Wallace]

Beccy was working as a waitress in a bikers bar....when i met her. :D

It was her own fault for winking back at me..lol

I wink at everyone, helps with the tips!

You were just cheaky enough to give me your number! :D


Glad you did tho :o

[minxy]

Went for a tattoo .... funnily enough :rolleyes: lol

[100%Pat]

I went to feature his trike, spent the weekend with him , within a month he came over to this country to live with me and Ive never got rid of him...

Like Blue and her FYM , no one gave us longer than a few weeks...They all said I was crazy....
When its right, its right, time is irrelevent. :D

[Maggie B]

24th November 1989
A MAG 'do at the Grovehill Pub, Beverley-something to do with Fred Hill, but with E Yorks MAG, any excuse for a piss up

went with friend-I was living in Bradford at the time.

Friend told me a background on the people there-recommended I steer away from Phil as he was "bad news" (she had had a fling with him, and he had blown her out)
So, only interesting person in room was Phil, as it happens, so we had a great argument about the Poll Tax,as thats where I was working at the time.

Love blossomed from there !
Still together 16+ yrs later, married 15 years this october!

[critch]

she was with an ex mate who treated her horribly... and then he ran off with a merry widow two weeks after her hubbies funeral....i was with the psycho bitch from hell who id just binned for trying to set fire to me, my house and bikes.... we sorta became a mutual support team, and it blossomed from there

four years and two kids later im dead happy me :)

[tease]

Ive had people say bad about meeting on the net, but just as much as you do in a bar, or a grocery store, or even a church, as long as its right, and your both honest about it, who is to say it is wrong in how you met?

What impressed me most about my wife is that while we were exclusive, I was in Korea and she absolutely trusted me and what I said, regardless about the stigmata placed on soldiers (we are dogs and ESPECIALLY when we are away, we houndog anything). That trust made me absolutely KNOW she was right, and then getting to really know one another I found we were almost identical in what we loved and hated, but shes perrttier than me :D

[Juke]

he was a member of the bike club i joined................ :D
was my bloody downfall in more ways then one............. :rolleyes:
but he's a good sort, most of the time....... :D

[Blue]

I went to feature his trike,

Was that the bus trike??? :D :D


Blue
Running Away Before Rik Remembers How Wicked We Were To Him That Stormin'...

[johnr]

down a pothole!!
i was caving down a pothole called kingsdale master cave in the yorkshire dales in november 1986, and i bumped into her coming down a laddered pitch. she jumped the last 3 foot off the ladder, and i caught her! and it was one of those BANG! moments, i knew the instant i set eyes on her that we were going to be together, and so did she. we went out the next week(she lived just 4 miles from me as a coincidence) and we were maried on 29th feb 1988. still together today and have 2 kids.

[100%Pat]

Heheheheh I bloody remember....
You and the bloody bus stop...
His face when that bloke said... would that be a double decker or a coach....
I thought I'd pee myself....

:D

[Blue]

I don't think Rik has ever forgiven us for that... :D
Can he laugh about it yet?

[slob]

she was my boss!!! :D ........still is :(

[bunbag]

i must have the best NAKED IN BED WI HER LEGS IN THE AIR :D


TRACIE WAS IN TRACTION IN THE HOSPITAL BOTH LEGS HEE HEE :D
what he forgot to add was the fact I was a bairn of 14 at the time.
Tracie

[Violetmay]

i was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met mel came in for the evening for :D a drink, we married 18 months later :D


giggle :D :D

[Violetmay]

yep we meet in the pub . i only said yes cause he had a sexy barman bum :D

so he has tight buns? :D

[100%Pat]

I don't think Rik has ever forgiven us for that... :D
Can he laugh about it yet?


Heheheh sometimes...
It wasnt the Bus Stop sign so much it was the fact of three people made the same commment . It was his accent so broad then, but it still puzzles him, poor bloke he just didnt get it at all...

" I said Boss.... fuckin Boss.... " :eek:
Would that be single decker or a double.... :p

[Doro]

met one at school, one in a gay bar (took me a while to find out he wasn't gay - then after getting married I found out he'd been a rent boy amongst other things - lying fekking low life scum :mad: )

and met gypsy here:

www.love.lycos.co.uk/lovelycos

which was a pretty good site at the time - now it's cr@p, full of players- but hey - it's free

me n gypsy were just mates cos I knew he lived too far away - but when I got the job in Guildford he helped me find a nice place to live - and the rest is history :)

[minxy]

what he forgot to add was the fact I was a bairn of 14 at the time.
Tracie

And he was just 14 too, right?

[Mrs Smudge]

She was serving me at the local

[Smudge]

Sorry she was serving me at the local got married in 2000 so i wouldnt forget how many years :D

[Violetmay]

Sorry she was serving me at the local got married in 2000 so i wouldnt forget how many years :D


the local what? we assume pub... as in kkm and tinks case... but could be corner shop, massage parlour, or petrol station.... I'll stick to pub and get me coat now... :D

[Smudge]

the local what? we assume pub... as in kkm and tinks case... but could be corner shop, massage parlour, or petrol station.... I'll stick to pub and get me coat now... :D

That be telling ;)

[bunbag]

And he was just 14 too, right?
No he was 19 and a biker and if I could stand I would have gone weak at the knees but the knees were f***ed.
Tracie

[Violetmay]

That be telling ;)


or lap dancing club...? :D

[Smudge]

or lap dancing club...? :D


In Sleaford chance would be a fine thing :eek:

[Violetmay]

In Sleaford chance would be a fine thing :eek:


Oh... so it would be lampost dancing then outside the chippy on a damp friday night? :D

[Smudge]

Oh... so it would be lampost dancing then outside the chippy on a damp friday night? :D

On damp friday nights i d sooner go to the pub
thats where i met the missus

[Urban Terrorist]

Met my missus in the fluer pub in St.Albans, I just thrown some trouble makers out of the pub, and at that time had me nose pieced. she asked if it hurt, I asked did bears **** in woods and that was it. within 2 weeks I had moved into her place, got engaged on the 20th april (hitlers birthday :eek: ), got married in august :D Got told it would last 6 months at the most, no in it's eighth year :)

[Mistress Maker]

addjunkie and I spoke on line for about 18 mths , I,d just split form the ex so was going thro a bit of a wild phaze (hmmmm good fun if I remember rightly)
we met after about 18mths of on line drivel , did the 'L' word ,knew it was gona be long term ,so now live together with my daughter and his daughter, two cats and a dog!! :D and very very happy :D

[xjtriker666]

met in pub,m8 was goin with her sis,blind date sort of no intentions of any relationship,split from wife 2mth earlier,just like gerrin pissed,started chattin,things went from there,got engaged yr ltr.then married 10yr after that.still together after 24yrs.....

[Sid]

It was pure fate that we got together.
I was working for Pickfords removals in Hastings, East Sussex when I had to unload a driver from Lincoln depot.
He was depressed as he had just split with his girlfriend & I was single after being released from mine.

He said he was gonna try the free paper back home to look for someone but, I wasn't too keen on idea at first, then about a week later I enquired into one of the ads & it was then I met my wife, Kate.
That was 10 years ago & we have been together ever since & have 2 lovely daughters, Rachel & Jessica.

The best thing I ever did was look in the free paper that week. :D

[pagan_flame]

Local Paper Lonely Hearts column!

She put in ad - got 72 replies - says a lot for Cambridge if I was the best of the bunch... :eek:

Engaged within 3 months, 7 years married now. She still scares the pants off most men who meet her (including me)... ;)

[the boatman]

Deb (the misses) was my dinner lady asked me out and i said yes ahhhhhhhh :D

[Sig V]

I was a local barmaid, and my man was a cheeky, annoying fugger all night. Clearing up glasses at the end of the night, hands full and the cheeky oik barred my way told me I had nice boobs..was I wearing a bra. (Ligtht the touchpaper and stand well back). I was furious........

however, several weeks later and very many port and brandies and I started to think he might be alright :D 20 months later we were married and that was 18 years ago.

Fine line between love and hate :)

[Juke]

Deb (the misses) was my dinner lady asked me out and i said yes ahhhhhhhh :D




errrrrrrrrr...you might wanna re-word that May....... :eek:

[Born2bVile]

The love of my life was actually going out with my best mate before me.

She was having a hard time and needed somebody to talk to.

I know where you dirty-minded sods are going with this, but that ain't what happened.

He was my best mate, I tried to talk her into over-looking his flaws and staying with him. However, the flaws a bloke can overlook in a mate don't work the same in a male/femlae relationship.

On the night they split, Kel asked me if she could crash at my place. I helped her carry all her stuff from his place to mine, supposedly til the next day.

Eight years and two kids later the stuff is still here.

We spent the first month going in to the pub 5 minutes apart to spare his feelings. When I finally turned round and said 'Can we stop playing this ****, you know what's happened', he shook my hand and said 'Look after her, she's a good 'un'.

Apparently, what turned her on to me was I was the only person not trying to break them up to get in her knickers.

What turned me on to her was she wasn't just playing at a relationship, but genuinely trying to make it work. An honest person!

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[blackhack]

A slap over the head with a sock with a billiard ball in it, dragged her home and locked her in a cupboard, just bring her out now and again for a bit of nookie.....

[Blue]

Heheheh sometimes...
It wasnt the Bus Stop sign so much it was the fact of three people made the same commment

And the best bit was we didn't even put them up to it. :D

[andy_k]

Met at a rally, married within 7 months, very happy, believe in fate ( I do ) certain things happened in the months before we met and looking back, they happened for a reason :D

[ozzybiker]

my wife first saw me packing my bike as i was leaving brighton youth hostel where she worked. i dident even see her, she was up stairs looking out one of the windows. three months later i saw her chatting to some bird in confy shoo's when viseting a mate who worked there and thort BUGGER!! what a waste.........i think i was wrong in my ausptions. that'll learn me.

[bigg]

Met my better half in the tap & tumbler in Nottingham when she walked under my outstretched arm.I saw her later that night in rock city.She only spoke to me because she was bored as her mate had gone of with one of my friends but 12 years later we are still together so we must be doing something right

[the boatman]

errrrrrrrrr...you might wanna re-word that May....... :eek:
Why ???? she was and i said yes

[Sir Ewok]

Was going out with my mates sister and she said we were going to visit her mate. Bike was shagged so we got the train but as the train pulled out, she got off! Thinking to myself that she had got off for some purpose, I waited at the other end to see if she turned up on the next train. She didn't so I went to her friends to try and shed some light on it, which is where I found out I'd been dumped. However her mate fancied me (Women do love to arrange things, don't they) and we started dating. She was 15 and I was 17 and her mother hated me (very middle class). She got pregnant and still not 16 and I wanted to marry her and make things right 'cos I loved her like crazy. She miscarried and we wed 3 years later. We were together for 17 years and she fecked off with my best mate (and admitted to 5 affairs in the intervening years). She didn't want me, but hadn't found anything better. Had a few girlfriends and then met my second wife through the lonley hearts in the local rag. Lasted two years and we knew it was no good and split up.
The lady who is now my greatest friend and comfort is Babs, whom I met when her fella dumped her. I didn't know her well but I knew her Ex (a biker who NEVER had a bike on the road) and a tosser to boot. He was a control freak who ruined a beautiful person and has prevented her from being all she could have been. We are friends, no sex, no hassle and no pressure. I would love to make her mine, but have to face the fact that it will probably never happen. I'd rather have her has a great mate and companion than lose her...... :)

[BikerGran]

Met my first when he was going out with my mate - she treated him rotten and I thought he was sweet so I decided to take him away from her and did - so what happened after served me right I guess! We married, I gave up my good job to move to Dorset for his job, got pregnant, when I was 7 months gone he disappeared with the tart from next door. He took his dog, she left her sick baby!

Met the next one at a party I'll never forget! No it wasn't cos of him - as a single Mum I didn't get out a lot, and hadn't realised that the fashion for 'hot pants' had given way to long dresses..... He kept having nervous breakdowns cos he couldn't handle stress so we parted company ....

Met Mike at work a number of years later, didn't even like him at first but he asked me out and somehow we got along quite well... and somehow we ended up married. Had our ups and downs but it'll be eighteen years in June so I suppose something must have been right, just not sure what!

[Freak]

Me and the missus have known each other pretty much all our lives.
We first got together when she was 16 then we went our seperate ways for about 4 years until we got back together again about 12 years ago... been married 7 years I think, yeah that sounds about right cause it was the year I bought me black yam :D

[Bassman]

Me and the missus have known each other pretty much all our lives.
We first got together when she was 16 then we went our seperate ways for about 4 years until we got back together again about 12 years ago... been married 7 years I think, yeah that sounds about right cause it was the year I bought me black yam :D

Funny how blokes always remember the important bits :D :D

[Bosun]

The lady who is now my greatest friend and comfort.

We are friends, no sex, no hassle and no pressure. I would love to make her mine, but have to face the fact that it will probably never happen. I'd rather have her has a great mate and companion than lose her...... :)

have a friend like that also ewok
not a bad thing really

[critch]

Me and the missus have known each other pretty much all our lives.well she is me sister


so it is true....... :eek: :eek: :D

[Friar Tuck]

Met the missus at a work collegue's leaving do! Three weeks later asked her to marry me? (must've been drunk!) Three months later moved in together in 1985! Got married on September 3rd 1988. (How do I remember? World War 2 broke out Sept. 3rd 1939, and it's still going on in my house!)

No kids, (out of choice!) but still together, she's my bestest mate!

[critch]

Got married on September 3rd 1988. (How do I remember? World War 2 broke out Sept. 3rd 1939,

always a good idea to get married on a memorable date

me and em got married on september the 11th :eek:

[Freak]

Funny how blokes always remember the important bits :D

I just got a slap for that :o

Critch.... git :rolleyes: although we're both 'local' ;)

[Fran]

always a good idea to get married on a memorable date

me and em got married on september the 11th :eek:


5 April for us.End of the tax year. :)

[johnr]

29th feb, only have to buy her a pressie every 4 years, though i will have to live to be 125 years old to celebrate our silver wedding!!!!!

[Sir Ewok]

Married my first wife on June 7th.... D Day+1. Definately a big battle :rolleyes:

[Bassman]

I just got a slap for that :o


Awww.. sorry about that mate...:p



Hope it was summat I said! :D :D