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Graeme
13-03-2006, 04:08 PM
"Ratcatchers MCC" It is with utmost respect that we inform all interested parties of our intention to form a new club, Ratcatchers MCC.The name being indicative of the founding members vocations, and not with the intention of causing any offence or insult to any other groups or clubs that may share similarities with our chosen name.
RMCC will be a non-attitude, family orientated, any make /type club based around the Blackburn area. Formed with the sole intent of living our chosen lifestyle to the full while maintaining cordial relations with all other members of the biking community.

andy_k
13-03-2006, 04:12 PM
U b needing to get the beers in first fella, and a short intro please :D

Simon B
13-03-2006, 04:13 PM
Cordial relations?

Whats that then , sit together and drink barley water?


;)

slob
13-03-2006, 04:21 PM
all sounds a bit formal . Hell-low my nayyyme is sser-lob I speek in-glish, nn-eye-ss to meet yer-oooo

Borg
13-03-2006, 04:34 PM
Clubs with RAT in

Road RATS

Valley RATS

Bog RATS

Sewer RATS

Swamp RATS

scouselee
13-03-2006, 04:36 PM
Clubs with RAT in

Road RATS

Valley RATS

Bog RATS

Sewer RATS

Swamp RATS

what about the Triumph RAT pack

Lee

Juke
13-03-2006, 04:38 PM
the only rats i am interested in are the ones that disappear down the neck of my snake 'Crusher'......................

but think a beer would be nice first fella, then we may let ya know if we object to ya clubs name............................... :D

bunbag
13-03-2006, 05:06 PM
Clubs with RAT in

Road RATS

Valley RATS

Bog RATS

Sewer RATS

Swamp RATS
we have the flying rat logo on our t shirt hoodies sweatshirts minehoff mcc

thor66
13-03-2006, 05:17 PM
where's the club going to be meeting ?

excalibur
13-03-2006, 05:27 PM
Here is the club pres

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/620000/images/_622260_roland.gif

Simon B
13-03-2006, 05:59 PM
Graeme

Here's a better place to post your club info

http://www.roadratsmc.co.uk/

They have a guest book

Blue
13-03-2006, 06:08 PM
Very helpful, Si.

:cool:

Urban Terrorist
13-03-2006, 06:55 PM
Clubs with RAT in

Road RATS

Valley RATS

Bog RATS

Sewer RATS

Swamp RATS

don't forget the Hatfield Rat Pack :D :D

Spike
13-03-2006, 07:25 PM
can the one in my house join ?? :rolleyes:

Urban Terrorist
13-03-2006, 07:28 PM
can the one in my house join ?? :rolleyes:

Is that it a rat or a real ratcatcher (ie a cat :D )?!!!

Blue
13-03-2006, 07:31 PM
The Groovekittens have already got their own charter. ;) :D

Spike
13-03-2006, 07:32 PM
Small little furry rat, that strangly hasent shown itself since i just missed it with the axe !! :rolleyes:

Blue
13-03-2006, 07:33 PM
Small little furry rat, that strangly hasent shown itself since i just missed it with the axe !! :rolleyes:

Strange way to treat your pets...

Spike
13-03-2006, 07:36 PM
Strange way to treat your pets...

I was hungry, and ran out of bacon......... :rolleyes:

Blue
13-03-2006, 07:39 PM
Rats taste like bacon?? I thought almost everything in the world tasted like chicken. Except chicken.

Urban Terrorist
13-03-2006, 07:40 PM
Rats taste like bacon?? I thought almost everything in the world tasted like chicken. Except chicken.

Nah, it's only rabbits and snakes that taste of chicken. And pigeon. And muslims. :D

Spike
13-03-2006, 07:42 PM
Rats taste like bacon?? I thought almost everything in the world tasted like chicken. Except chicken.

I didnt find out, not seen the bugger since !! :p

Dougie
13-03-2006, 07:42 PM
Human tastes like bacon or so I'm told,hence the Maori name Longpig.

Blue
13-03-2006, 07:53 PM
I didnt find out, not seen the bugger since !! :p


I'll hire you the Groovekittens, very good, very reasonable rates. If you want your dead rat with its head still on that's extra though...

krammer
13-03-2006, 07:56 PM
duck tastes almost exactly like duck y'know.

Blue
13-03-2006, 07:58 PM
duck tastes almost exactly like duck y'know.


How do you know what duck tastes like? Just because you think it tastes like duck doesn't mean it does taste like duck because you might never have tasted a duck that tastes of duck.

krammer
13-03-2006, 08:01 PM
How do you know what duck tastes like? Just because you think it tastes like duck doesn't mean it does taste like duck because you might never have tasted a duck that tastes of duck. now that's deep, way too deep for a monday evenin'. you'll be telling me next that a tree falling down in the middle of the forest makes no sound :)

Urban Terrorist
13-03-2006, 08:04 PM
How do you know what duck tastes like? Just because you think it tastes like duck doesn't mean it does taste like duck because you might never have tasted a duck that tastes of duck.


I have!! cos i used to poach ducks and rabbits for the local butcher!! before they had to have origins of the animal **** butchers have now :D :D

Spike
13-03-2006, 08:05 PM
I'll hire you the Groovekittens, very good, very reasonable rates. If you want your dead rat with its head still on that's extra though...
thye can have the head, the rest i'll post to the landlord :p

Urban Terrorist
13-03-2006, 08:06 PM
now that's deep, way too deep for a monday evenin'. you'll be telling me next that a tree falling down in the middle of the forest makes no sound :)

depends if anyone is there to hear it :D

krammer
13-03-2006, 08:08 PM
depends if anyone is there to hear it :D bloody hell!! somebody else goin' zen on me ;)

Urban Terrorist
13-03-2006, 08:12 PM
:D :D :D

Blue
13-03-2006, 08:25 PM
I have!! cos i used to poach ducks and rabbits for the local butcher!! before they had to have origins of the animal **** butchers have now :D :D

But if you used to poach (and presumably boil, roast and grill) ducks for your local butcher how do you know what they tasted like? Were you trying them first? Was your butcher selling slightly nibbled duck? Did no-one comment on his range of one-legged water fowl?

slob
13-03-2006, 08:30 PM
now that's deep, way too deep for a monday evenin'. you'll be telling me next that a tree falling down in the middle of the forest makes no sound :)


yeah thats's like saying, you're in a sealed room and you blow that guy for £50 are you gay................er getting coat :D

Urban Terrorist
13-03-2006, 08:34 PM
But if you used to poach (and presumably boil, roast and grill) ducks for your local butcher how do you know what they tasted like? Were you trying them first? Was your butcher selling slightly nibbled duck? Did no-one comment on his range of one-legged water fowl?


you just had to find fault don't ya?!! :rolleyes: :D :D

Simon B
13-03-2006, 08:38 PM
This has all gone very sureal


Have I entered the twilight zone?


Blimey this red wine is good

Blue
13-03-2006, 08:39 PM
This has all gone very sureal


Have I entered the twilight zone?



What makes you think you ever left it, little one?

*manic tinkling laughter*

Blue
13-03-2006, 08:40 PM
you just had to find fault don't ya?!! :rolleyes: :D :D

It was a reasonable question!

Besides, we were trying to find out if anyone had ever really tasted duck and how they knew that was really what duck tasted like...

Simon B
13-03-2006, 08:45 PM
I like the crispy rat you get in the chinky with pancakes n sauce, or is that Duck
Oh stop it Im really get muddled up, Im going to finish my wine and watch telly its less work than the bloody keyboard

Borg
13-03-2006, 08:54 PM
I do know a cat looks like a rabbit skinned and tastes a bit like chicken but slightly stronger. Very nice it is as well

Blue
13-03-2006, 08:56 PM
I like the crispy rat you get in the chinky with pancakes n sauce, or is that Duck
Oh stop it Im really get muddled up, Im going to finish my wine and watch telly its less work than the bloody keyboard

Seem it could be rat or it could be duck, but unless you know what duck tastes like how can you tell? :D

shaggy696969
13-03-2006, 08:56 PM
I do know a cat looks like a rabbit skinned and tastes a bit like chicken but slightly stronger. Very nice it is as well
But how can you tell once they battered it and served it up with sweet and sour sauce . ? :confused:

Otter
13-03-2006, 08:57 PM
forest - tree - fall - soundIf a man makes a comment and a woman is not there to hear it - is he still wrong?

Shep
13-03-2006, 08:59 PM
I've tasted duck!

It was a fully fledged mallard when my mate shot it and I brought it home.

So unless BL switched it in the oven, it was cooked mallard when it hit my plate.

It tasted like.............................................. ...................

































Goose, only more tender.

Urban Terrorist
13-03-2006, 09:03 PM
Seem it could be rat or it could be duck, but unless you know what duck tastes like how can you tell? :D


nah, it could dog, not rat or duck :D

griff2000
13-03-2006, 09:19 PM
So what the fuk is ratatooey?
And does it taste of rats?
If not, why not?
Bet the EEC bods will want to know why, or not.
Oh rats, im losing the plot.
Dont give a rats arse me.............

Dougie
13-03-2006, 09:20 PM
It's all gone to ratsh!t......

Jay
13-03-2006, 09:25 PM
I had Monkey-Gland sauce in Africa - I'll have to take their word for it :D

softshoes
13-03-2006, 09:29 PM
I had Monkey-Gland sauce in Africa - I'll have to take their word for it :D

..and you were happy to try it?

Jim
13-03-2006, 09:31 PM
If a man makes a comment and a woman is not there to hear it - is he still wrong?

C'mon Otter you know we're always wrong. At least thats what the missus always tells me.

Jay
13-03-2006, 09:36 PM
..and you were happy to try it?What can you do, someone offers you snake and monkey-gland sauce......be rude not to!

Womble_Lancs
13-03-2006, 10:00 PM
I've tasted duck!

It tasted like.............................................. ...................Goose, only more tender.

I cooked a goose for Xmas dinner a few years ago and it was bloody lovely. Not had it since though.

bunbag
13-03-2006, 10:02 PM
Human tastes like bacon or so I'm told,hence the Maori name Longpig.
tasted human flesh :confused:

bad toad
13-03-2006, 10:06 PM
i have always chew the hard skin off me feet! beats yoga classes!!! :D

bunbag
13-03-2006, 10:07 PM
head hunters used to give the head to the wife and kids they then suffered from the same as c f cs we aint suposed to eat our own and bovins should not eat meat :eek: