Baloo
27-09-2004, 09:54 PM
Man goes to the doc. with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse. Doc says
"This is bad, in fact, it's just the tip of the ice-berg"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound?
A greyhound waits for the hare.
Why does Mike Tyson cry after sex ?
Because of the mace.
Paddy & Murphy are up in a plane, Murphy says: "Paddy, if dis plane floys
upsoide down, will we fall out?"
"No," says Paddy, "we'll still be friends!"
I rang up a local building firm. I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.
Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
"This is bad, in fact, it's just the tip of the ice-berg"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound?
A greyhound waits for the hare.
Why does Mike Tyson cry after sex ?
Because of the mace.
Paddy & Murphy are up in a plane, Murphy says: "Paddy, if dis plane floys
upsoide down, will we fall out?"
"No," says Paddy, "we'll still be friends!"
I rang up a local building firm. I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.
Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'