bunbag
09-03-2006, 08:21 PM
Paddy and Rab are twins. Paddy owned a dilapidated old boat that, it so happened, sank on the same day that Rab's wife died.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Paddy and mistook him for Rab. She said: "I'm so awfully sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible!"
Paddy, thinking that she was talking about his boat, replied:
"Hell no, in fact I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like a dead old fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her out to these four guys looking for a good time. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right in the
middle."
The old lady fainted!
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Paddy and mistook him for Rab. She said: "I'm so awfully sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible!"
Paddy, thinking that she was talking about his boat, replied:
"Hell no, in fact I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like a dead old fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her out to these four guys looking for a good time. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right in the
middle."
The old lady fainted!