A Bear

[bunbag]

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

[Zeek]

This coat yours ? :D

[Violetmay]

woman goes to court for shop lifting a tin of peaches

Judge says in his sentencing..'Madam I send you to prison for a day for however many peaches were in that tin',

'There were 9 sir!' she says and sobs....

'So be it 9 days it is madam'. he said.

'Er yer honour she also stole a tin of peas!' her husband said from the back of the court.

:D

[ForestFred]

woman goes to court for shop lifting a tin of peaches

Judge says in his sentencing..'Madam I send you to prison for a day for however many peaches were in that tin',

'There were 9 sir!' she says and sobs....

'So be it 9 days it is madam'. he said.

'Er yer honour she also stole a tin of peas!' her husband said from the back of the court.

:D
If that had been me I'd have said a large sack of rice! :D

[Violetmay]

If that had been me I'd have said a large sack of rice! :D


there's a grain of truth in that!!! ha ha ha pmsl at myself.. :D

[DaiPunk]

"You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
fkin cider on screen..... again