Neil 'Bloody' Diamond!

[Nick]

Somewhere in the midlands tonight there's a poor over worked, under paid DJ who's gonna keep waking up in a cold sweat, having nightmares of drunken grinning bikers, leaning threateningly towards him shouting NEIL DIAMOND MATE!
Poor, poor soul. :D :D :D

[triker_gal]

huh ?
where ?
who?
when?

[davesatan]

anyone want a copy on 7" vinyl free of charge of that very track

[Bosun]

i hope you dont mind if i decline your kind offer :)

[odie]

Dave send it to me and i will take "GREAT" delight in destroying in front of pat and lynne, you will then see a blur as i then get beaten to a pulp buy to sad old women (lol) who have nothing better to do than hassle a poor d.j. into playing that mindless drivle.
Go on dave send it to me, you know it makes sense!

[davesatan]

tempting mate but would be a loss of classic music lol

[ForestFred]

I've had a great idea lets get Katie Melua to do a version.That way Mrs R can get in on the act too :D

[Maggie B]

Apparently he is coming to play in Hull KC stadium next year

Hull-go north as far as Leeds and turn right


Keep going until the housing gets ****e, and someone left a bloody big bridge over the road.
Stop there, as thats Hull, and if you go as far as Withernsea, you probably will never be found again

[100%Pat]

Hull is nearer to you than me.... what say we go , Rik can stay with Garry and do 'boys things' .... eh eh????

[GarrysPhrogg]

Yes
Ill find out tonight when I get home (using comp at work at mo and its verrrrry slow) when hes on and book tickets, but tell Garry and Rik we've got them some too LOL :) :)

[100%Pat]

Anybody else coming then????

[bill?]

Anybody else coming then????



naw......Neil Diamond doesn't do anything for me

[100%Pat]

Shame on you.... fancy admiting you have no taste on a public forum.... :D

[bill?]

Shame on you........ :D


I wasn't the one who asked "Anybody else coming "


now if I had a filthy mind, which I haven't I'm all innocent I am

[Maggie B]

Whoa

Slow down ladies

Has not been made offical yet

But as soon as it is I will let you know

[100%Pat]

We were getting all excited then......

[mr.chaz]

Neil Diamond is not real , and does not exist-
He's a made up character by the American government in order to control and provide an outlet for the raging hormones ( or HRT even!) of middle aged menopausal women.

It's true I tell ya!
( stop looking at me like that! :eek: )

[ForestFred]

Middle aged? I thought they was old!............... Quick open the Shelter doors they're after me :D

[liztombs]

whos neil diamond :confused: whose he?

[Doro]

gawd I thought he was dead..... :confused: