Selling my body to pay for my bike... wrong?

[vagabondbikergirl]

I am a bike mad, rock loving 18 year old girl and I've finally saved up enough (with a bit of help of my parents, ofcourse) to buy my very first, REAL bike (up to now, I've been riding off-road on crossers).

A Kawazaki EN450 LTD.... it R O C K S!!!!

I've come up with an idea to raise money for this project: tell me what you think:

I'll only be licensed next year - but that's cool, 'cos its a PROJECT and I'm going to spend this winter working on it, restoring it and getting it to run FULL ON!

I'm hoping to take it on my first bike rally next summer.... arrrgggh, I'm so excited, I can't wait.

HOWEVER - I need money to buy all the bits, and I'm in college, so if I get a part time job, I'll never have time to work on my bike!

And... I'd love to have it custom sprayed... you know, a girl's gotta have the look!


Sooooo. I came up with a plan to raise money - involving a bit of naughty fun... using one of my assets (my brain) and, okay, admittedly another asset more popular with biker dudes the world over: my bod!


Please support a fellow biker to be, and have a look at

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=14788&item=2490460924&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


ALSO - I'm working on a web site, where I'll have a web cam to show you how my BIG BOY is progressing... and to prove that girls can be just as good as dudes with a torque wrench... and look better at the same time.

: )

[davesatan]

blatant bloody advert

[Urban Terrorist]

Got too agree with you on that one

[cxdemon]

Couldn't have been more blatant if they had said "And now a word from our sponsor" :eek:

[saxman]

highest bid.........£5.50

:D :D :D :D

lmfao

[cxdemon]

Who offered that?............................................. ..........





















All of them!........ouch :eek:

[saxman]

and for all ebay addicts.............http://www.erikasfriends.com/for_net/lj/song_for_you.htm :D :D

[Nitrowing]

I'd be more interested in getting some housework and cooking for my money - ta for the offer :rolleyes:

[Freak]

and for all ebay addicts.............http://www.erikasfriends.com/for_net/lj/song_for_you.htm


THAT..... is fecking excellent. :D :D :D

[Blackjack]

Nahhhh,

Fair play. it's amusing and you got to admit she appears fairly fit.

Course, from there on up it might go drastically downhill...........

[vagabondbikergirl]

Ofcourse it's a bloody advert - how else am I supposed to get anyone interested.

Anyways. Clearly not such a brainy idea... so I'll have to come up with something else.

And, £5.50 isn't bad anyways... if I sell 10 of these, I'll have enough for a new front tyre.

Better than doing someone's dishes, for example... or, looking bored at a tesco check-out counter!

AND I'M HAVING FUN!!!!


And, by the way... for those of you who can't resist looking at some more... here's a brand new....

"FROM OUR SPONSORS....."

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2490464387

[Blackjack]

£55? For a front tyre for a 454 LTD?

I'd shop around a little if I was you.

[Bosun]

£55? For a front tyre for a 454 LTD?

I'd shop around a little if I was you.


maybe try e bay you get some deals on there :D

[dodgyphil]

why not set up a bikers auction here,if what's atop the legs is to the same standard I'm sure at least some of us will put in for you to come valet our bikes dressed like that....or maybe even ask Pat (our beloved leader) to fix you up as a model,on your own bike of course as a before photoset?then later you can do the after shots

come on now lads,what do you say start the bidding at oooooooh £5-50 seems to be a popular price?
I'd guess defarter can top that one!

[triker_gal]

Am I the only one who has a problem with this thread ???

[Peirre]

theres a woman selling herself on ebay to the highest offer as a "housewife" :rolleyes:

[Miss Demeanour]

No, but taken in the context that the front page of the site has a near naked girlie on it, one isn't really in a position to complain. IMHO.

[dodgyphil]

oi, wossa housewife? I might have to get me one of those,is it like a teasmaid cos I could really do with one of them,"stick t'kettle on"

as for Florence yeah you're right gets about a bit,but at least a tin of worms wriggles a bit!!!

[defarter]

oi, wossa housewife? I might have to get me one of those,is it like a teasmaid cos I could really do with one of them,"stick t'kettle on"

as for Florence yeah you're right gets about a bit,but at least a tin of worms wriggles a bit!!!

Phil yer old git, get 2 teas maids and will split the cost between us. :D

Yer might get a deal on 2. :D :D ;)

[rommel]

I'd rather have the boots wouldn't know what to do with the rest :D

[saxman]

wouldn't know what to do with the rest :D

shag it. :D :D :D

[vagabondbikergirl]

No, but taken in the context that the front page of the site has a near naked girlie on it, one isn't really in a position to complain. IMHO.

Sorry if anyone (triker_gal?) is offended : indeed, having seen Pat (the boss?)'s avatar, I hoped that you guys/gals would enjoy my contribution as a bit of a laugh.... perhaps remembering the days BEFORE you were on yer bikes... Remember when you looked at other bikers and gagged for it, scheming and dreaming of how to get your own??

I did consider selling my virginity - but I figured if I give that up for free (like "proper" girls do), I might get a bunch of flowers the morning after.........

Surely that's worth more than £5.50? Surely?

;) ;) :D


Ehm. Only kidding. Sorry if I offended. Again.

[Rabid]

The girl seems genuine enough at least she is arguing her corner, if i was advertising blatantly then i would try and get a bigger market place than bikers. i would however have liked to see a bit more info in her public profile. good luck to the lass at last a teenager wanting to help herself.

[100%Pat]

I cant make up my mind about this thread..... whether to delete it or not... I'm tempted cos it is bloody spam... but as others have said the lass is making an effort to join in as well.
Its up to you lot.... do you want me to delete it?

[Creature]

Na leave it Pat - after all we all been there - maybe not gone as far as this lass has to raise funds. But its legal and its fun as well...

Better that stealing or robbing someone or even worse selling drugs !!!!!!!!!!!

[mr.chaz]

I did consider selling my virginity - but I figured if I give that up for free (like "proper" girls do), I might get a bunch of flowers the morning after.........

Surely that's worth more than £5.50? Surely?

;) ;) :D


Ehm. Only kidding. Sorry if I offended. Again.

Flowers? You'll also get a box of choccies ( with all the soft orange centres taken out) and your cab ride home too...
what was you number again?......... :)

[Nitrowing]

or maybe even ask Pat (our beloved leader) to fix you up as a model,on your own bike of course as a before photoset?then later you can do the after shots

Ya - magazine photo-shoot :D

[Rabid]

magazine photo shoot sounds really good it would be nice to see real bikers instead of models in the mag. I know that it has been tried in the past but it would be worth a go again wouldnt it?

[Bosun]

Flowers? You'll also get a box of choccies ( with all the soft orange centres taken out) and your cab ride home too...
what was you number again?......... :)


jeez round here itsall the above, phone cards and £20 ones at that

hello would you like a sweety just dont work no more

[deathrider]

well i must say it got the blood pumping in the dead man wow :cool:

[technoboiler]

i am up for a mag shoot,,,,,this is my chop and i can get my hands on a pvc cat suit,,,,lol

wooooooohoooooo...let the games commence!

shyte,,,cant upload the pic of my chop,,,,,al ask farty pants to resize it for me.....

[deathrider]

sorry peeps i realy dont see the prob wiv this thread its not like its porn is it give the girl brake theres been so much crap on forums of late time for some fun chill out :cool: (dead man has spoken) :D

[Shudy]

I just can't bid. Lovely body, nice legs, cute tattoo and funky boots but.......I just wouldn't wish a Kawasukme on anyone, no wonder that scroat gave me one, you'll spend more time raising money to fix the fucka than you ever will riding it.

[Sheltie]

No problem with this at all as the girl says shes using her brain to get what she wants. Now who wnts to buy a picture of me in a thong

[Shudy]

Sheltie in a thong? I know one!!


Happy Bithday to you
Happy Bithday to you
Happy Bithday dear sheltie
Happy Bithday to you

[Freak]

Now who wnts to buy a picture of me in a thong

Sheltie, is that so we can see more ASS

[Sheltie]

Sheltie, is that so we can see more ASS
Are you saying my bum looks big in a thong!!:eek:

[Freak]

Like two badly parked VW beetles :D

[triker_gal]

Sorry if anyone (triker_gal?) is offended
Not offended, just dont like what I see. I say it as it is and I dont comment any further.

Simple ,nuff said :rolleyes:

[deathrider]

Are you saying my bum looks big in a thong!!:eek:
no its not big its just got its own moon :D

[speedtriplebbc]

WOW! If I wasn't a married man I might have bid £6.00.
Top bird though. I had three different paperounds to aford my first bike (and that was only a ZR 50). I dont suppose anyone would buy a pic of me in my best boxers? I need to get my speed triple on the road.

[Freak]

no its not big its just got its own moon :D

We all know it's not the moon
It's uranus



I know, COAT!

[rommel]

shag it. :D :D :D
Too old and decrepit for that (and she wouldn't fancy me anyway) :(