Shopping

[Mrs Reject]

As anyone who knows me can vouch, I would rather drink poison than go clothes shopping but i'm down to three changes of clothes so decided to go to Brighton and have a look round.
What the f*ck is all the crap in the shops?????? This year we will mostly be looking like c*nts and wearing wool pastel coloured baker boy hats (puke, vomit) and frilly hankies masquerading as clothing.
Didn't find a single wearable item of clothing after 6 hours so came home in disgust!
I have only one option left open to me, I will have to either go Goth or become an extreme naturist and refuse to wear any clothers anywhere, ever!
From now on I am only shopping from catalogues in the comfort of my own home - I am traumatised!
Brighton has the most fashion victims I have ever seen collected in one place, I tried very hard not to laugh - and failed :D
Does anyone else have this much trouble finding something decent to wear or is it just me?

[100%Pat]

Go to a rally and buy from the clothing stalls, thats what I do, Rik says it why I look like some aging hippy throwback.... :D

[defarter]

Go to a rally and buy from the clothing stalls, thats what I do, Rik says it why I look like some aging hippy throwback.... :D

Gotta make yer right on that one Pat, ;)

















I ment the clothing stalls not the throw-back :D


I'll sit down and keep quite :o

[Mrs Reject]

Here we are, the abomination. This get up is what we will apparently be wearing this season and is in all the shops :eek:
Now correct me if I'm wrong but don't you recall seeing old ladies in this sorta thing in church when you were dragged there on occasion as a kid?

http://www.plumo.com/acatalog/copy_of_embskirt.html

[ForestFred]

So you'll be wearing the pink version at the forum party tommorow then :D

[Mrs Reject]

So you'll be wearing the pink version at the forum party tommorow then :D

Indeed and Ugg boots and a belt for a skirt with some hideous polyester paisley hanky top as that is all I could find.........NOT:D

[redtriker]

Mrs Reject i know what you mean about the shops & there lack of style for those of us who have some dress sense, thats why i spend most of my time now in combats and para boots, its a good excuse too for me to use so i dont have to dress girlie very often :rolleyes:

[Santa]

Why do you need more than three sets of clothes anyway? That's one set to wear, one in the wash, and a clean set in case of accidents! Who needs more? But I can just see you in the baker boy look :eek: (better disguise myself this weekend now!)

[Mitch]

(better disguise myself this weekend now!)

She'd spot you at a hundred paces Santa me old son!!!!!!

[Mrs Reject]

Mrs Reject i know what you mean about the shops & there lack of style for those of us who have some dress sense, thats why i spend most of my time now in combats and para boots, its a good excuse too for me to use so i dont have to dress girlie very often :rolleyes:

Me too:D However there are times when I would like to scrub up good and put on something nice. Me and Mitch don't do scrubbed up very well - we both look like we have been forceably stuffed into nice clothes with a broom up our bums :)
Having whinged about all the local shops though I did find one where I could have bought the whole shop as it all looked great when I tried it all on - very nice stuff that fitted really well. There were no price tags on anything and when I enquired about the price the cheapest thing in the shop was £150 - exit Mrs R through the nearest window!!!!

[Grav]

What is this shopping for clothes of which you speak?

[redtriker]

Me too:D However there are times when I would like to scrub up good and put on something nice. Me and Mitch don't do scrubbed up very well - we both look like we have been forceably stuffed into nice clothes with a broom up our bums :)
Having whinged about all the local shops though I did find one where I could have bought the whole shop as it all looked great when I tried it all on - very nice stuff that fitted really well. There were no price tags on anything and when I enquired about the price the cheapest thing in the shop was £150 - exit Mrs R through the nearest window!!!!

How much??? hey i dont go in shops where there are no prices on the clothes - you know what they say if you have to ask how much - then you cant afford it :(

yes it is nice to scrub up now and again and remind myself that i am a girlie however it has to be in something that i feel comfortable in or i spend most of the time feeling really self conscious and fidgety like i have got fleas or something :eek:

[redtriker]

Grav do you walk around naked all the time :eek:

[ForestFred]

Grav do you walk around naked all the time :eek:
That is not a pleasant thought ugh!! :eek:

[Bosun]

you could always dye a nurses uniform and keep it for "best"


mmmmm now theres a thought with para boots of course

[Grav]

That is not a pleasant thought ugh!! :eek:

Tis a lot more pleasant than the actual sight of you in a skirt.

[Spike]

Shop on ebay, ya know it makes sense ;)