why is it....?

[Doro]

why is it that whichever queue you choose to stand in, the other queues always go faster...?


why is it that you only lose stuff which you need right now....?

why is it you always find stuff after you've bought a new one....?



:D

[Grav]

cos of the Laws of Sod. These laws control everything in the universe and has feck all to do with quantum physics which was invented by some clever so and so who couldn't be bothered getting a real job.

[Huw Beer Monster]

We say "it's not rocket science" to describe an easy task. What do rocket scientists say?

And while we're at it, who do the Joneses keep up with?

[Rogue Monkey]

[QUOTE=Huw Beer Monster]We say "it's not rocket science" to describe an easy task. What do rocket scientists say?

Answer...Couldn`t the lab tech do this?

And while we're at it, who do the Joneses keep up with?

Answer...The other jonses! ;)

[Doro]

ok

purpose of thread.......


add yer own "why is it's"


:D


not just gypsy having a blonde day huh?


*grin*

[Gypsy]

i cant even remember what my blonde momnet was???


but i rememeber you asking why no aurbun?? (sp?)

[Doro]

oh yeah........

why is it you can have


blondes
brunettes
redheads

but not

auburns


?????????

[Rogue Monkey]

Why is it.....you can find stuff yer not lookin for, an then wen ya want it! yea! you know! :D

[ForestFred]

Why is it you never look in the last place first to find stuff

[Rogue Monkey]

Why is it the kids can beat me at fight night 2004 even when Ive had a sneaky practice? :(

[Doro]

why is it when you tell someone you've lost something they always ask you


'where did you lose it?'

[Rogue Monkey]

Why is it...when I throw this bent stick away it keeps coming back? :confused: :o

[DANNY]

why do men have nipples.

[Rogue Monkey]

why do men have nipples. I know why! :rolleyes:

[ForestFred]

so do i.... Coz if I didnt I wouldnt be able to ave em peirced :D

[Rogue Monkey]

That.....and.....For the same reason woman have a clitoris! :rolleyes:

[Triker jim]

What's a clitoris???

[Huw Beer Monster]

Dyslexic solicitor.

HTH :D

[Doro]

well done RM, you do know your stuff

also ovaries are testes inside out and labia = scrotum


see not only were we all fish in the 1st few weeks of conception, but nature doesn't decide if we're male or female until quite late in the development by which time we have the potential to be male or female hence we have all necessary parts. It's when the Y chromosone shows up that certain bits change shape and develop into something else

"fascinating captain"

[ForestFred]

Ah so thats why I go funny every 28 days or so :D

[Nitrowing]

We say "it's not rocket science" to describe an easy task. What do rocket scientists say?
'It's not brain surgery' :D

[DANNY]

why is it when you ask silly questions some clever bugger has a tecnical answer. Sorry Doro.

[Freak]

Why is it..

I always find out how brilliant something is gonna be... the day after it happened.

[elifan]

why is it when i get in the wife often says "you should have been here a hour ago" and i then find out nothing actually out of the ordinary happed so i didn't miss anything.

[Grav]

Ah so thats why I go funny every 28 days or so :D

Nope, its cos you is a werewolf. :D