Yo! How yall doin?

[HarleysTill I Die]

True biker from the other side of the pond here. I ride a Harley obviously and damned proud of being a citizen of the US of A. Pleased to meet you all, i here your country is a quaint place with some history. Hope i can learn some more and see how you do things over there. :cool:

[Kingo]

Hi there, we have a lot of history but we are definitely not QUAINT!!! ;)

[HarleysTill I Die]

Hi there, we have a lot of history but we are definitely not QUAINT!!! ;)
I know Man, just fooling with ya! i love the Brits, hard as nails and i actually have some friends there. Looking forward to visiting there sometime and soaking up some history and some of your warm beer. :cool:

[Kingo]

You will be more than welcome mate :D

[slob]

another Blackhack windup perhaps? If not

'lo guvner, aarrs it 'anging? fings are sweet daan 'ere 'kin wever is a bit taters but uvver un at s'alright.

[Mia Wallace]

ello...... :)

[100%Pat]

Chim, chiminy, chim, chiminy, chim chim cherooo...... :D

[slob]

Chim, chiminy, chim, chiminy, chim chim cherooo...... :D


*snigger you know where i'm coming from :D

[SatinBlack]

Welcome mate, there's at least one of yer fellow countrymen already on here ;)

[HarleysTill I Die]

Some replies im not understanding here but cheers for the welcome anyway. :cool:

[Borg]

H.....e.....l....l....o

N....I....C....E------T....O------S....E....E------Y....O....U

Dam the child locks on this forum . I can't type it how I want :(

[Kingo]

Some replies im not understanding here but cheers for the welcome anyway. :cool:
It's OK your not alone :D

[Borg]

Some replies im not understanding here but cheers for the welcome anyway. :cool:


Here's another reply you didn't understand in the US of goddam A

UN Official

'I say again, there are NO weapons of mass destruction in IRAQ, do NOT attack'

US Security Services Officer

'You want fried with that Sir ?'

[dracken1]

welcome
i live in the same country as these people and i can't understand what some of them say :D

[slob]

welcome
i live in the same country as these people and i can't understand what some of them say :D



In english please boyo! :D

[tease]

well from a resident (hopefully full soon) expat yank, welcome.
Have a thick skin and enjoy. BTW its not the Brits who do warm beer, its the Germans. I have to ask for the NOT icy Guiness wherever I go and then let it set and warm! :D

Hows this for understanding borg?

Kofi Anan: Do not attack Iraq, we are stealing money from the oil for food program!

Germany: Jarwhol! Ich klaut zuwiel geld von Iraq!

China: berieve dat, We get good gord flom Ilaq!

France, who gives a **** what THEY say!

[100%Pat]

Oh please....
Can we not have this degerate into a Yank slagging ...

Welcome mate who ever you are... :p

[slob]

Oh please....
Can we not have this degerate into a Yank slagging ...

Welcome mate who ever you are... :p


I offered some goode olde fashioned Larndon 'ospitality an I get grief, cor blimey pat it's like your me trouble and strife. I'm off for a harry trap and to 'ave a look at a new whistle in TM Lewins ...(I wish , far to poor for that) .


ta ra , cheerio
....

.... My old mans a dustman....

[Spike]

Hi and welcome,

They will take the piss, but its all fun :)

Got any spare guns ?? :rolleyes:

[tease]

Down Spike :D Want some guns? Go to the US and walk into Wallyworld or Kmart, go past the toys, through the bikes and there are tons for sale! :D

[100%Pat]

I offered some goode olde fashioned Larndon 'ospitality an I get grief, cor blimey pat it's like your me trouble and strife. I'm off for a harry trap and to 'ave a look at a new whistle in TM Lewins ...(I wish , far to poor for that) .


ta ra , cheerio
....

.... My old mans a dustman....


Taking the piss is fine my old mocker,(I wasnt refering to you ) but lets just keep it funny....

my old man said follow the van and dont dilly dally on the way...

[Jonnyfp]

Taking the piss is fine my old mocker,(I wasnt refering to you ) but lets just keep it funny....

my old man said follow the van and dont dilly dally on the way...


COR BLIMEY....IT'S 100% MARRRY POPPPINS!
welcome thingy. :D

[slob]

fair point luvvy.

Sir I apologise for my previous incoherent babbings... twas my intention to aquaint you with the localeised dialect of the ....'cockney'.

all said and done, welcome to the group, I lived in west palm beach florida for a spell and loved every minute...

When you come over I'll lend you my wife....gotta take the kids as well though :D

[100%Pat]

Hello Bert ;)

[Friar Tuck]

Welcome Harley Chappy!

Ignore this lot they is only jelious! Not coz you ride a harley, but live in a big country where the sun shine a lot and you can go out riding every day without having don yer winter thermals, leathers and waterproofs, and end up looking like Michelin Man! Mind you half the geezers here are already the size of Michelin Man!

[Blue]

Chim, chiminy, chim, chiminy, chim chim cherooo...... :D

Now, don't you take the rise out of the splendid Dick van Dyke! :mad: The man is a god!!

[scouselee]

Hi Harley sorry can't remember the full name it was 3 pages ago, but welcome all the same, and as you are buying mines a Guinness please :D

Lee

[Maggie B]

Whoever it is who thinks its funny to keep registering as an alias at least sit down & have a bit of thought what you are doing

11.27am here is about 4.27am inthe good ole USA of A


constant pretending by "newcomers" means the real new comers are dealt with suspicion, making the site seem unfriendly

[100%Pat]

Now, don't you take the rise out of the splendid Dick van Dyke! :mad: The man is a god!!

All together now...C'mon Blue.. ;)


Jolly Holiday


From: Mary Poppins
Written by: Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman
Performed by: Dick Van Dyke [Bert], Julie Andrews [Mary Poppins]

[Bert:]
Ain't it a glorious day?
Right as a mornin' in May
I feel like I could fly

[Mary:]
Now Bert, none of your larking about!

[Bert:]
'Ave you ever seen
The grass so green?
Or a bluer sky?

Oh, it's a jolly holiday
With Mary
Mary makes your 'eart so light

[Mary:]
You haven'y changed a bit, have you?

[Bert:]
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright!

[Mary:] Oh, honestly!

[Bert:]
Oh 'appiness is bloomin'
All around 'er
The daffodils are smilin'
At the dove
When Mary 'olds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin'
Like a big brass band

[Mary:] You are lightheaded!

[Bert:]
It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love!

[
Oh, it's a jolly holiday
With Mary
Mary makes your 'eart so light
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright!
Oh 'appiness is bloomin'
All around 'er
The daffodils are smilin'
At the dove
When Mary 'olds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin'
Like a big brass band
It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love!



Now then what'd be nice
We'll start with raspberry ice
And then some cakes and tea
Order what you will
There'll be no bill
It's complimentary

[Mary:]
Oh, it's a jolly holiday
With you, Bert
Gentlemen like you are few

[Bert:]
A vanishin' breed, that's me!

[Mary:]
Though your just a diamond
In the rough, Bert
Underneath your blood is blue!

[Bert:] 'Common knowledge!

[Mary:]
You'd never think of pressing
Your advantage
For bearance is the hallmark
Of your creed

[Bert:] True!

[Mary:]
A lady needn't fear
When you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
A jolly, jolly holiday with you!

[The Beer Monsters]

Dick V D (as we prefer to call him) did a better Aussie accent in that film that Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin.

I still prefer the Simpsons episode with "Sherry Bobbins".

Especially with the fact that she went out with Barney.

That'd be like Pat having a relationship with +++ No Signal +++ +++ Connection Closed +++

[technoboiler]

Whoever it is who thinks its funny to keep registering as an alias at least sit down & have a bit of thought what you are doing

11.27am here is about 4.27am inthe good ole USA of A


constant pretending by "newcomers" means the real new comers are dealt with suspicion, making the site seem unfriendly
must say i agree with you here hon
:rolleyes:

[Taff]

constant pretending by "newcomers" means the real new comers are dealt with suspicion, making the site seem unfriendly

And tedious.
Not a big greeter meself, but if i was, i'd have gid it a rest for a while to avoid being part of someones joke.
Not the best introduction to the site for the odd genuine newcomer.
If there are any left...

:rolleyes:

[100%Pat]

Things are 'afoot' to stop it soon... ;)

[slob]

Things are 'afoot' to stop it soon... ;)



give me their IP addresses ... i'll make sure they're phucked.

[tinkerbelltinkers]

hello and weclome big hugs have fun! :)

[krammer]

hello and weclome big hugs have fun! :) errr, never mind.........:)

[tinkerbelltinkers]

errr, never mind.........:)


i dont get it :confused: sorry

[slob]

i dont get it :confused: sorry

this is another annoying thread from a non-entity.

[tinkerbelltinkers]

this is another annoying thread from a non-entity.




doh! :D..................

[ernie the dwarf]

doh! :D..................

You silly girl....... :D

[100%Pat]

um diddlle liddle um diddle i... because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad, me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad.... :p

[ernie the dwarf]

um diddlle liddle um diddle i... because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad, me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad.... :p

So when did you have the op ?..... :p

[tinkerbelltinkers]

You silly girl....... :D


i no i no :o up ya bum :D

[UKRobT309]

Actually Harley was me fuckin about. Quite funny really but in some ways not. I thought i was a prickly bastard sometimes but im just an amatuer.
Ah well, at least you know this is a hoax and i owned up to it.

[slob]

Actually Harley was me fuckin about. Quite funny really but in some ways not. I thought i was a prickly bastard sometimes but im just an amatuer.
Ah well, at least you know this is a hoax and i owned up to it.

hmmm ...alot of this going on lately.

[UKRobT309]

hmmm ...alot of this going on lately.
Dunno mate, aint been around a lot to be honest. Who else has done it?

[slob]

Dunno mate, aint been around a lot to be honest. Who else has done it?

blackhack and a couple of scrotes :D

[UKRobT309]

blackhack and a couple of scrotes :D
Ah, well i aint got the patience to keep it goin im afraid. I dont make a very good yank either and i'd have been buggered if someone had asked me what Harley i got cause i aint got a clue about them :D

[kitkatman]

welcome rob...........i know your twin in this country :D

[UKRobT309]

welcome rob...........i know your twin in this country :D
Wow, more than i do, he muct be fackin ugly :D

[kitkatman]

Wow, more than i do, he muct be fackin ugly :D
don't know mate, i cover my eyes and cry when i see his shadow :D


hows you...

[Skip]

Howdy Pardner.........

Ooopps Am i to late

[UKRobT309]

don't know mate, i cover my eyes and cry when i see his shadow :D


hows you...
Yeah, im alright mate, just sorting out me clobber for the weekend. Makes me glad i got a scabby old estate car to carry all this stuff. Missus dont trust me to take the truck with all the lovely snow thats gonna be about and lovely forest tracks and the likes :D
Hows you?

[kitkatman]

Yeah, im alright mate, just sorting out me clobber for the weekend. Makes me glad i got a scabby old estate car to carry all this stuff. Missus dont trust me to take the truck with all the lovely snow thats gonna be about and lovely forest tracks and the likes :D
Hows you?
fine mate, sorted the oil leak out on the bike, had a m6 thread made to 5 inches at work, the engineers are good lads, got snowed on today.....horrid stuff to work in, but great for playing in.......
and then, whilst filling the bike with petrol, i burnt my leg on the exhaust....i am truly a nob :D

[Spike]

At least ya had a warm leg.... :rolleyes:

[UKRobT309]

****, no bloody snow here at all. I hate where i bloody live. :mad:

[kitkatman]

****, no bloody snow here at all. I hate where i bloody live. :mad:
if your in lincs...i am in bedford and there was snow as far as peterborough

[kitkatman]

At least ya had a warm leg.... :rolleyes:
too warm.......got me a blister :D

[UKRobT309]

if your in lincs...i am in bedford and there was snow as far as peterborough
Im only 20 minutes or so from Peterborough. I guess its to close to the sea here :rolleyes:
Poxy fuckin area :rolleyes:
If it wasnt for the missus and the people ive got to know i'd have been back in Wales like a blood shot.

[tease]

Whoever it is who thinks its funny to keep registering as an alias at least sit down & have a bit of thought what you are doing

11.27am here is about 4.27am inthe good ole USA of A


constant pretending by "newcomers" means the real new comers are dealt with suspicion, making the site seem unfriendly


Even though this one was a hoax, dont take it that others are too, on that we agree Maggie. As to the time though, that time difference you gave was if you were going by California time or any in the western time zone, if it were eastern, say New York, Florida or such, it would only be a 5 hour difference making it 6:27 am. But not just that, do we all go to bed and rise at the same time as everyone else here? ;)

[kitkatman]

too warm.......got me a blister :D



ha ha ha ha ha :D from tinks (sorry posted in wronge name doh :o

[Spike]

ha ha ha ha ha :D from tinks (sorry posted in wronge name doh :o


I did wonder !! :D