A Joke

[haystax]

An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden,sha hears the most awful blood curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that"says Peter,"its only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings"

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable,but carries on with the conversation.

Ten minutes later,there are more horrid screams.
"Oh my god"says the old lass,"now what's happening?"
"Not to worry"says St Peter,
"she's having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this"she said,"i'm going to hell"

"You can't go there"said St Peter."You'll be raped and sodomised."

"Maybe so,at least i've already got the holes for that".

[rommel]

Heard it before but good though :D

[denny4274]

Your jokes were always crap and they still are but still managed to make me laugh

[haystax]

go to hell,,,,,,,,

[Huw Beer Monster]

hope so, I can't play the harp...

[denny4274]

already been there mate

[chewy]

whats hit more balls than ian bothams bat?


















elton johns chin :D

[oggers80]

A man and a woman are sitting opposite each other on a train. The woman sneezes, blows her nose and then visibly shudders for 10 seconds. A few minutes later the same thing happens again, the man assumes she has a cold but is curious about the shuddering. A few minutes pass and the woman sneezes yet again, this time shuddering even worse than before. This time,quite concerned, the man asks "you sneezed 3 times and then shuddered violently, are you okay?" She replies "I have a rare medical condition, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man is still curious and asks "are you taking anything for it?" "yes" the woman nods, "pepper." :D :D

[defarter]

A man and a woman are sitting opposite each other on a train. The woman sneezes, blows her nose and then visibly shudders for 10 seconds. A few minutes later the same thing happens again, the man assumes she has a cold but is curious about the shuddering. A few minutes pass and the woman sneezes yet again, this time shuddering even worse than before. This time,quite concerned, the man asks "you sneezed 3 times and then shuddered violently, are you okay?" She replies "I have a rare medical condition, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man is still curious and asks "are you taking anything for it?" "yes" the woman nods, "pepper." :D :D


Price-less :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

Well i liked it. :D

well done.