For the girls

[100%Pat]

Ladies - Great put downs

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
Just a second, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
And which dwarf are you?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?

[deathrider]

ooooo pat pat pat tut tut them's fighting words shame on u

[Rogue Monkey]

And for the boys! My favourit! You look like Cher!........ Shergar! :D Warning!...only to be used on Chavs as they dont have the brains to work out whether its a compliment or not! :eek: :D

[rommel]

Ladies - Great put downs

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
Just a second, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
And which dwarf are you?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Oh dear, who,s upset you then?!!!!!

[Doro]

how do you know when a man's well hung???

[Doro]

answer.........


and gypsy knows this one..........
























you can just fit your baby finger between his neck and the noose



















:eek:












tis a joke! a joke I tell ya!

[GarrysPhrogg]

pissing myself laughing :D


here's another.........

How Dogs and Men Are the Same

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both like to chew wood.

Both mark their territory.

Both are bad at asking you questions.

Neither tells you what's bothering them.

Both tend to smell riper with age.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

Neither does any dishes.

Both fart shamelessly.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Both like dominance games.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you see in cats

[Gypsy]

answer.........


and gypsy knows this one..........
























you can just fit your baby finger between his neck and the noose



















:eek:












tis a joke! a joke I tell ya!

and i have to marks on my neck to prove it :D