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emmamac
22-09-2004, 11:39 AM
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Some men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. :D
100%Pat
22-09-2004, 11:43 AM
Get on with your work.... stu is watching LOLOLOLOL :D
DANNY
22-09-2004, 11:52 AM
Pat thats a bit pot kettle black............................................. .................................................. ........................................... just gettin my own back.
100%Pat
22-09-2004, 12:33 PM
I was just warning her.... I can see when she's on here.... and when 'he's ' on here, but she cant! .... plus I was winding her up cos he's out! ROFL
made her bloody jump though!
Wolfen
22-09-2004, 06:48 PM
Emma,

What type of apple are you ?
poridge wog
22-09-2004, 06:52 PM
i think shes the type of apple found in old ladys hampers, you know the ones snow white shouldnt have et :p :D
Rogue Monkey
22-09-2004, 07:34 PM
I`m a rubber grape! I been stamped on but I keep bouncing back! besides! Monkeys can climb! ;) :D
defarter
22-09-2004, 07:42 PM
Fetch the tea please dear. :D :D ;)
rommel
23-09-2004, 12:00 AM
What about cooking apples? you know! the ones that are a bit tart :)
Rogue Monkey
23-09-2004, 06:09 AM
What about cooking apples? you know! the ones that are a bit tart :)
:D ....................... :p :D