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Nitrowing
21-09-2004, 11:22 PM
Aye - a full 14lbs in weight, to distibute evenly around my body.
Sweets & chocolate aren't working, nor is beer. Though I have enjoyed trying that diet :D

Any recmendations on high fat/protein foodstuffs? Pork scratchings are good...
triker_gal
21-09-2004, 11:25 PM
no worries, i've 5 or more to give away for FREE !!!
Yoda
21-09-2004, 11:30 PM
and me
you can have some of mine

what about some of that 'weight gain' stuff from holland and barratt
http://www.hollandandbarrett.com/pages/file.asp?xs=0FE896D3DD0442C1BDEA6DA26400DC14&PPID=427&PID=632&np=3

Yoda
Nitrowing
21-09-2004, 11:38 PM
and me
you can have some of mine

what about some of that 'weight gain' stuff from holland and barratt
http://www.hollandandbarrett.com/pages/file.asp?xs=0FE896D3DD0442C1BDEA6DA26400DC14&PPID=427&PID=632&np=3

Yoda
Mmmm - could be worth a go - I've tried a couple of similar products and their flavour can be, erm, slighty unpalatable!!

I'll have another Guiness Original while I write down the details...
Mitch
22-09-2004, 07:44 AM
Join CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale) - and no, it's not a bunch of sad old gits draining beer into their beards to save for later... There's a good few bikers in there!

That'll get the stones on! I tried that diet a before I met Mrs R, was 15&1/2 stone in 2000!!!

Better than drinking that shyte english Guinness!!
JUD
22-09-2004, 09:18 AM
If your serious ? ..

Eat right before you sleep ...

JUD
Bosun
26-09-2004, 09:07 PM
eating and sleeping definitely a wight upper

look up sumo wrestlers they have hefty weight gain programme either that or i will also send some of mine alone with tg and yoda
rommel
26-09-2004, 11:24 PM
Weighing in at 19 st. and only 5ft 10in i have quite a few you can use :o
Bosun
27-09-2004, 05:50 AM
Weighing in at 19 st. and only 5ft 10in i have quite a few you can use :o

lightweight :D :D
Gypsy
27-09-2004, 07:22 AM
use 'creatin'
just mix it in with a cup of tea,
1 teaspoon is the same as eating a whole cow in protien value :D
Jay
27-09-2004, 10:27 AM
I laugh in the face of 1 measly stone.... I could do that in one afternoon for you.

Introducing new 'Blubber-Fast', you buy a tin of slim fast, empty the contents into the bin, fill it with lard and a lettuce leaf (to keep the cholesterol down) then deep fry it in batter.

Like most decent class A drugs, the best way to ingest this is pop it under your eye-lid.

You'll be a porker in no time.
Doro
27-09-2004, 10:34 AM
female hormones do it.....go on the pill....!