Today i got My Australia Visa!

[Mustang Boy]

As i may have mentioned i've been going through the application for a Oz Visa for about 11 Months.
Finally, today the nice people in Oz decided that they really really want me to live over there in the Sunshine where i can ride my bike almost all year round!!
So that's it, house is officially for sale, and we'll mostly be Pissed up for about the next 5 days, and off this sinking ship by July!!

Cheers all!! :D :D

[Nik]

God help them ... :eek:

[cxdemon]

Dunno seems fair, they sent us Rolf Harris, we send em Mustang boy :D

[critch]

oz is a nice place mate hope you enjoy it.....but theyre very conservative and theres a lot more immigrants....

lets face it apart fom the abo's every fekker is :D

jammy git :)

[Bosun]

i dont like the hats with corks

[Skip]

Good for you mustang boy,

wish i had the chance,

Sunshine, wtf is that.

[Mustang Boy]

God help them ... :eek:
I resemble that comment!!

[Grav]

Australia may be luvverly and sunny most of the time, but it has some serious downsides.

Funnelweb spiders, one bite can kill if not treated promptly.

Saltwater Crocodiles, one bite will kill and they are sneaky bastards too.

Seven of the worlds ten deadliest snakes live there, there is no antidote for two if them cos their venom kills within seconds of being injected into your body.

All three known maneating sharks, the Great White, the Tiger Shark and the Bull Shark inhabit the waters around Australia.

And if those little critters don't put you off, just wait till you try to build yourself a Custom Bike.................

Enjoy! :D

[Dougie]

Add to that it's full of feckin' Aussies,at least them that ain't working in pubs here,bred for bar work,it's instinct,IIINSTIINCT!

[critch]

And if those little critters don't put you off, just wait till you try to build yourself a Custom Bike.................


yes very draconian destruction of vehicle and jail time for using a headstock off another bike :eek: ........... and lets not forget the biggest draw back......, the place is full of aussies :D

[Grav]

In Sydney, the Aussies are outnumbered by the Chinese and Vietnamese people apparently.

[critch]

In Sydney, the Aussies are outnumbered by the Chinese and Vietnamese people apparently.

what there are more chinese than aborigional people??? :D

[Grav]

The Abbo's are still very much the minority in Sydney, most of them live outside the city and the ones that do live there tend to be either rugby players or unemployed.

If you want an honest to goodness city that wasn't built by criminals, go to Adelaide. All the Abbo's live in Maralinga while they wait for the nuclear test ranges at Woomera to cool down and the Chinese haven't found it yet. :D

[critch]

If you want an honest to goodness city that wasn't built by criminals, go to Adelaide.

to me mate the abbos are the aussies the rest are fekkin imigrants :D

used to live in taperoo in adelaide

red neck central :(

[Lyn]

Piss off.







Green with envy :) :D

Enjoy :)

[Freak]

is he still here :rolleyes:
Fair dinkum mate

[Bassman]

dont forget to ask em " whats your favourite colour, Blue"?

and

Whats your favourite job, Digger?

They will love you for it mate... :D

[bunbag]

As i may have mentioned i've been going through the application for a Oz Visa for about 11 Months.
Finally, today the nice people in Oz decided that they really really want me to live over there in the Sunshine where i can ride my bike almost all year round!!
So that's it, house is officially for sale, and we'll mostly be Pissed up for about the next 5 days, and off this sinking ship by July!!

Cheers all!! :D :D
wish you all the best
just think o all these red backs ,hairy caterpillers ,box jellyfish, salt water crocs , 5 o the most venomus snakes in the world . blue ringed octupus
sharks , stone fish , then u have the austrailian people luvly rippers
o zone cancer b bq food poison seagulls that attack and magpies also
then you got the poison toads
look out the grass aint so green m8
so you have a
wonderfull time fi mr and mrs bunbag australia,s that great thats why there all back here workin in the pubs in edinburgh

[Spike]

Sod off then :p

[slob]

As i may have mentioned i've been going through the application for a Oz Visa for about 11 Months.
Finally, today the nice people in Oz decided that they really really want me to live over there in the Sunshine where i can ride my bike almost all year round!!
So that's it, house is officially for sale, and we'll mostly be Pissed up for about the next 5 days, and off this sinking ship by July!!

Cheers all!! :D :D



bastard, I've failed mine twice!!!


welll done and good luck!

[Mustang Boy]

bastard, I've failed mine twice!!!


welll done and good luck!
Sorry to hear about you not getting in mate!!
Are you going to have another go?
Have you got a trade?

Cheers'en. :D

[Mustang Boy]

Thanks to you Chaps who have wished us luck with it all.

And to those not so positive...have you ever lived in Oz?
Or are you just jealous of people who get off there backsides and get out of this country, while you (the whinging Poms) sit here and fester!!

Cheers'en Possums. :D

[pete lee]

Good luck to you mate,really envious,as for the aussies they must be the best non british bunch i,ve ever had the joy to serve with.

[bad toad]

stay in touch!! need somewhere cheap to stay when i get there!!! :D

[Ysabell]

My 19 year old daughter is going off round Australia on Monday 20th Feb for 3 months........ lucky girl..... wish I'd had the chance!!

Ysabell xx

[kitkatman]

As i may have mentioned i've been going through the application for a Oz Visa for about 11 Months.
Finally, today the nice people in Oz decided that they really really want me to live over there in the Sunshine where i can ride my bike almost all year round!!
So that's it, house is officially for sale, and we'll mostly be Pissed up for about the next 5 days, and off this sinking ship by July!!

Cheers all!! :D :D
kant......i wanna go! :D

[Fran]

If you meet any Abo's don't call them bongs....they don't like it! :eek:

Apparently Aussies call them bongs coz that's the noise they make when you hit them with your landrover! :rolleyes:

[kitkatman]

If you meet any Abo's don't call them bongs....they don't like it! :eek:

Apparently Aussies call them bongs coz that's the noise they make when you hit them with your landrover! :rolleyes:
lol.................. :D

[Freak]

Thanks to you Chaps who have wished us luck with it all.

And to those not so positive...have you ever lived in Oz?
Or are you just jealous of people who get off there backsides and get out of this country, while you (the whinging Poms) sit here and fester!!

Cheers'en Possums. :D

Lets hope you find it easier to make friends in Aus

[100%Pat]

well done mate, I'm really chuffed for you , I know how long youve been waiting for this.(If anyone can tell the aussies what they are doing wrong, it;ll be you)
Ah well 2006 is a year of new starts for us both!
Here's to red wine & sunshine for us all...
well maybe xxxx beer for you, but you get the idea... :D

[100%Pat]

Ive just noticed what my lovely so very fecking amusing boss has done to my name... :eek:

[Spike]

Ive just noticed what my lovely so very fecking amusing boss has done to my name... :eek:

LMFAO !!! quality :p :D

[100%Pat]

There is nothing like taking advantage, I'm off sick with tonsilitis and he takes the piss...
:p

[Spike]

i know, with friends like that......... :rolleyes:







ps, get better soon :)

[Grav]

kant......i wanna go! :D
I can go anytime i like, I've got family over there. :D

[Dougie]

I can go anytime i like, I've got family over there. :D
Once a crim always a crim,eh? :D :D

[Fran]

wish you all the best
just think o all these red backs ,hairy caterpillers ,box jellyfish, salt water crocs , 5 o the most venomus snakes in the world . blue ringed octupus
sharks , stone fish , then u have the austrailian people luvly rippers
o zone cancer b bq food poison seagulls that attack and magpies also
then you got the poison toads
look out the grass aint so green m8
so you have a
wonderfull time fi mr and mrs bunbag australia,s that great thats why there all back here workin in the pubs in edinburgh


And don't forget the most dangerous insect of all....the swiss army ant! :eek:

[bad toad]

There is nothing like taking advantage, I'm flat on my back waiting for ??????
:p
quality!!!! :D