Creature
15-02-2006, 08:17 PM
Little boy goes to his father and asks
"Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:
"Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cybercafé.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the DELETE button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!"
"Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:
"Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cybercafé.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the DELETE button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!"