'Spam' on my mobile

[Otter]

Some (or is it 'one') bloke with a mandolin has just 'spammed' me on my mobile.

I wonder who that could be.....

[liztombs]

u mean youve got meat on youur mobile. eea you mucky pup. :p

[Otter]

Eeew.
_That_ is not a nice thought.

[STEViE]

Spam, my arse sir, that is information for your delictation :D

[100%Pat]

Bike? where the hell is it now???

[Otter]

Spam, my arse sir, that is information for your delictation

In that case I shall go and delictate it.

[ForestFred]

Pat! Pat! they're using big words an they is frighting me.Tell em to stop :)