Hello

[Freak]

I've no idea what I'm doing here and..... I've NOOOO idea what I'm doin here but hello everybody. Please bare wiv me as I learn what does what through trial and error, mostly error. If ya see me struggling, give me a nudge. Laters...Freak

[Jonnyfp]

Yay i seen em first for once.

Welcome Freak :D

[Yoda]

Yay i seen em first for once.

Welcome Freak :D
First Bite of the Virgin eahh

anyway welcome freak enjoy your stay at faulty towers :)
Yoda

[Mitch]

Welcome to the pleasure dome m8 :) you weren't one o them lurkers Pat caught last week were you?

[Freak]

Welcome to the pleasure dome m8 :) you weren't one o them lurkers Pat caught last week were you?

Couldn't ave been. I dont even know what a lurker is.

Hey I'm picking this up quite quickly now. Not so scary after all.

[Doro]

hello and welcome



da daaaaaaaaaaaam

[Mrs Reject]

It's people who read the forum posts without registering or logging in - they show up as shadowy lurkers - creatures of the darkness and the unknown Aroooooooooooo! (wolf howling) :)

[ForestFred]

It's people who read the forum posts without registering or logging in - they show up as shadowy lurkers - creatures of the darkness and the unknown Aroooooooooooo! (wolf howling) :)But were not scared. what was that ? whose there? myah!!! I want my mummy!!!!!! :eek:

[Freak]

Well thats shattered me confidence LURKERS you say. Dont like the sound of them much. Mind you we have worse things than that in the hills, like WEEKENDERS (shudder)

[Grav]

*said in best welsh accent*
They come to our valley and fcuk our sheep, buggers the lot of them they does.

'Ello freak. :D

[Freak]

Thanks for the welcome, but I'm not from that side of the river (so to speak)

[Grav]

Where are you from, freak?

[deathrider]

It's people who read the forum posts without registering or logging in - they show up as shadowy lurkers - creatures of the darkness and the unknown Aroooooooooooo! (wolf howling) :)hay leave me creatures of darkness alone they is nice when u get to know them lol hello freak wazup

[Freak]

north glos. blighty side of the severn

[Grav]

*said in bestGloucester accent*
They come to our valley and fcuk our sheep, buggers the lot of them they does.

'Ello freak. :D

Is that better? :D

[dracken1]

see you mention hills and istantly it is assumed you are a sheep shaging welshman i blame television :(

oh welcome by the way :D

[deathrider]

see you mention hills and istantly it is assumed you are a sheep shaging welshman i blame television :(

oh welcome by the way :Dhow u think i feel i work wiv a welshman cant understand a word he says bit like my text realy lol

[Grav]

There's folk on here who have a "thing " for goats! Shocking behaviour.

[triker_gal]

ello ........

[Freak]

I'm slowly getting a picture of the kinda people I'm gonna be dealing wiv now. AND I LIKE IT

[triker_gal]

dont believe a word anyone says about me, i'm a very quiet person and keep myself to myself

[Freak]

You better bloody not be

[triker_gal]

I rest my case :D

[BlackPig]

dont believe a word anyone says about me, i'm a very quiet person and keep myself to myself


1197 posts,quiet,myself to myself ??? DO US A FAVOUR !! :p

Freak,welcome abord me hearty !! :D :eek:

[defarter]

She,s a very nice peep even though she does live in a box :D :D ;)

Hello there ;)

[deathrider]

well we is all nuts on here spesh me i mean look at me screen name says it all :D

[triker_gal]

She,s a very nice peep even though she does live in a box


You leave my black box outta this , ooeeeeerrrrr :eek: :D

[deathrider]

You leave my black box outta this , ooeeeeerrrrr :eek: :D
hello baaaaaabey

[triker_gal]

hello baaaaaabey
Oooooohh feck !!! arseeeeeeee !!!!!!! tittsssssss !!!!!!!! who woke you up ffs ? LOL :p

[deathrider]

Oooooohh feck !!! arseeeeeeee !!!!!!! tittsssssss !!!!!!!! who woke you up ffs ? LOL :pyou did wiv ur sweeeeeeet smell wa wawahahahaha

[defarter]

You leave my black box outta this , ooeeeeerrrrr :eek: :D


Just nipping under the floor to nibble me cheese. :eek: :eek:

[triker_gal]

you did wiv ur sweeeeeeet smell wa wawahahahaha
mmmm yes blood is sweet or is it my B.O. :eek: lmao. Anyway get lost,lol :p

[triker_gal]

Just nipping under the floor to nibble me cheese. :eek: :eek:
are you a man or a mouse ? Ok you just answered that one :p

[deathrider]

mmmm yes blood is sweet or is it my B.O. :eek: lmao. Anyway get lost,lol :p
get lost get lost thats nice i must say

[defarter]

are you a man or a mouse ? Ok you just answered that one :p


Pass the Cheese please :D

[Freak]

A n d.... RE-L A X

[Rogue Monkey]

Hi freak! you have arrived at the one place on earth where being a drunken stoned idiot is seen as an admirable quality! :D Welcome dude! ;) :D

[Freak]

Blimey, I'm practicaly a god then lol

[Rogue Monkey]

Trent Reznor iz GOD! Blasphemy! Go and join the goat herders for they have yet to shed their liquid polish for it is not sticky at all and cleans rather well! Lo! Even in their lowness the goats will be admonished from their sin and the darkness shall shine upon them!....well......when they accept the unquestionable truth! :o Lo! I am bollaksed"! :D

[triker_gal]

Blimey, I'm practicaly a god then lol
nope, thats where the goats come in :D

[Bassman]

Welcome Freak... you will have to forgive some of this lot... they have no class like what i does!! I mean they get drunk, fool around, swear... take the piss out of anyone who dares to post on ere.... I mean what is the world coming to when honest respectable peeps are in the minority...
Bring back national service...thats wot i ses...bloody sprogs... :mad:

[defarter]

Welcome Freak... you will have to forgive some of this lot... they have no class like what i does!! I mean they get drunk, fool around, swear... take the piss out of anyone who dares to post on ere.... I mean what is the world coming to when honest respectable peeps are in the minority...
Bring back national service...thats wot i ses...bloody sprogs... :mad:

He cannot be feeling normal today poor chap. :confused: :D

[triker_gal]

Welcome Freak... you will have to forgive some of this lot... they have no class like what i does!! I mean they get drunk, fool around, swear... take the piss out of anyone who dares to post on ere.... I mean what is the world coming to when honest respectable peeps are in the minority...
Bring back national service...thats wot i ses...bloody sprogs... :mad:
come on, what are you really trying to say, spit out :eek: :p

[Kingo]

Hi Freak, And welcome to the nut-house :eek: :D

[Yoda]

Go and join the goat herders for they have yet to shed their liquid polish for it is not sticky at all and cleans rather well! Lo! Even in their lowness the goats will be admonished from their sin and the darkness shall shine upon them!....well......when they accept the unquestionable truth! :o Lo! I am bollaksed"! :D
that is the eternal question- The unquestionable Truth - False Goatmasters shall be struck down by the mighty Goats who rebel against the un-holy one
And Behold that come the day of judgment those that call on the false goat master shall be lead to the great slaughter house in the sky
but the true believers shall be saved so they can shag/drink and rally until the end of time.

Yoda

[defarter]

but the true believers shall be saved so they can shag/drink and rally until the end of time.

Yoda[/QUOTE]

Does this apply to Zimmer frame owners :D :D :p

[poridge wog]

but the true believers shall be saved so they can shag/drink and rally until the end of time.

Yoda

Does this apply to Zimmer frame owners :D :D :p[/QUOTE]


I BELIVE I BELIEVE (in best soul accent) :D

[Freak]

erm...errm...errrm...YES!

(HELP. I've no idea what anyone's on about now. I'm as lost as a lost person who started in the wrong place to begin wiv. I don't even like goats...or sheep...or the w***h. Where did it all go wrong?)

[defarter]

Sit tight you will see the light :D


Fur-kin eck did i say that :confused: :confused: :confused:

[ForestFred]

Sit tight you will see the light :D


Fur-kin eck did i say that :confused: :confused: :confused:Yep!
Fear not Freak just follow the GOATMASTER and you will be safe.Listen not to the meanderings of the pointy eared one! For he doth speak falsehoods and qouteth from profane books. The bleatings are not for the written word but are passed from goat to man in sacred exchange .

[Freak]

OK! Anyone fancy a pint?

[Jim]

Of goat...... ?

[Huw Beer Monster]

I don't even like goats...or sheep...or the w***h. Where did it all go wrong?)

I hope those *s were the letters i, d and t.

Regards,

The 100% Taffia.

[Freak]

I hope those *s were the letters i, d and t.

Regards,

The 100% Taffia.


Na they were- I S & G
as in the Worldwide Institute for Sheep and Goat Herders

[Huw Beer Monster]

Na they were- I S & G
as in the Worldwide Institute for Sheep and Goat Herders

Nice get-out :)