Just to say

[Sheltie]

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!

There I feel better now:)

[Shudy]

Just because it's dark and cold in your bit of the world :D

[Jonnyfp]

Easy now. :D

[Shudy]

He only has daylight twice a year and then it's for 24 hours :D

[Mrs Reject]

I been wondering where Sheltie had got to lately!!! I wanted to ask his advise on old ladies, fingers and bums :)

[ForestFred]

I been wondering where Sheltie had got to lately!!! I wanted to ask his advise on old ladies, fingers and bums :)I think sheltie would agree wiv me you use their fingers and their bums :D

[Sheltie]

I'm on a long stint of nights at present.

Fred it's better if they don't use any fingers. It's worse when they offer you a sweetie afterwards.

[Mrs Reject]

I'm on a long stint of nights at present.

Fred it's better if they don't use any fingers. It's worse when they offer you a sweetie afterwards.

No I'll tell you what's bad!!! last Christmas at the place I'm working the staff couldn't understand why the dayroom stank. It stank for days over the Christmas period and no one could find anything. Finally on new year's eve one of the staff noticed that one of our residents had lovingly fashioned little balls out of poo and hung them all over the christmas tree!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Bring back euthanasia quick!!!!!!

[ForestFred]

No I'll tell you what's bad!!! last Christmas at the place I'm working the staff couldn't understand why the dayroom stank. It stank for days over the Christmas period and no one could find anything. Finally on new year's eve one of the staff noticed that one of our residents had lovingly fashioned little balls out of poo and hung them all over the christmas tree!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Bring back euthanasia quick!!!!!! Own up Mrs R you yut one finking they was chocolate didnt you? :eek:

[Sheltie]

No I'll tell you what's bad!!! last Christmas at the place I'm working the staff couldn't understand why the dayroom stank. It stank for days over the Christmas period and no one could find anything. Finally on new year's eve one of the staff noticed that one of our residents had lovingly fashioned little balls out of poo and hung them all over the christmas tree!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Bring back euthanasia quick!!!!!!
LMFAO:D That's made my day

Reminds me of the one who used to try and hide it under the mattress, or the first one I came across who used to eat it and hide it up her nose.

[Mrs Reject]

LMFAO:D That's made my day

Reminds me of the one who used to try and hide it under the mattress, or the first one I came across who used to eat it and hide it up her nose.

Elderly psychos :D What gets me is the one who refuses her gaviscon cos she says it tastes disgusting but will quite happily sit there munching on poo :eek:

And no FF I never ever accept food or eat anything at work that I haven't bought in myself!

[poridge wog]

mrs wog (ex staffiein gers) told me the worst she had to deal with was cleaning the sh*t from one old codgers false teeth, then there was the student nurse who put a supositorie up the wrong orifice,, god please dont let me get old :p