is there any hope for me?

[Bag Lady]

Last Saturday I managed to put my fleece on back to front....

Just been to the loo and today my knickers are inside out..... :eek:

I seem to need help getting dressed......

[tinkerbelltinkers]

i do that all the time last week forgot to put me knickers on :eek: :D

[Violetmay]

Last Saturday I managed to put my fleece on back to front....

Just been to the loo and today my knickers are inside out..... :eek:

I seem to need help getting dressed......


MMMMMMM me thinks you are quite normal. Just carry on. Did u know it's bad luck to put your knickers back on the right way, once they are on wrong, that's it. And that could be lucky.. do the lotto.

I put my slippers on the wrong feet, and fell over.... that is also very normal for me.

:D

[tinkerbelltinkers]

yeah dont turn your knickers to the rigth way exspecailly if you`ve had a wet fart :eek: :D

[Doro]

methinks you need to join the 'lost my marbles' thread lol :D

[Violetmay]

i do that all the time last week forgot to put me knickers on :eek: :D


And you wonder how you got pregnant with elliebump?

[tinkerbelltinkers]

And you wonder how you got pregnant with elliebump?

is that how it happen doh :D

kkm told me to much cock maks you fat :D :eek:

[Violetmay]

methinks you need to join the 'lost my marbles' thread lol :D

If she kept her marbles in her knickers she would not lose them...

There's no hope for any of us. ARggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!! :D

[Bag Lady]

kkm told me to much cock maks you fat :D :eek:




Ohhhhhh so THATS why I am fat.......... :D

Well roll on obesity.......cause I aint giving it up......... :D

[tinkerbelltinkers]

Ohhhhhh so THATS why I am fat.......... :D

Well roll on obesity.......cause I aint giving it up......... :D


wohoooo....................

its good to be fat if it for the rigth reason :D

[Violetmay]

[QUOTE=tinkerbelltinkers]wohoooo....................

its good to be fat if it for the rigth reason :D[/Q


Bet you it's all water.. and you'll be Kate Moss size when Elliebump arrives..

[tinkerbelltinkers]

bloody dreaming more like jo brand :D

[Violetmay]

bloody dreaming more like jo brand :D


Ah my mum... I look just like her. 'cept with red hair...

[Bosun]

bloody dreaming more like jo brand :D

i have dreams of jo brand.....

[ForestFred]

i have dreams of jo brand.....
yeah but your just sick :p :D

[krammer]

i have dreams of jo brand..... christ, just how desperate are you man?

[Bosun]

christ, just how desperate are you man?
im shaving my palms twice a day :)

[ernie the dwarf]

I dream of jo brand, and then I wake up and swear I won't touch weed again. Then I dream of her the next night again....etc

Thank fuck i never smoke the stuff :D

[Dougie]

christ, just how desperate are you man?
Hah! You would...... :D

[kitkatman]

i have dreams of jo brand.....
so do i.....but they are classed as knightmares :D

[Violetmay]

i have dreams of jo brand.....


Not even going to ask what sort...youl like a dominant woman then????

[Spike]

No, he has a pork pie fetish :cool:

[Violetmay]

No, he has a pork pie fetish :cool:
Thought you were off to chop wood with axes..

I hate it when the jelly melts in the pork pies...

[Spike]

Tryin to get out of door, i know it sounds strange, but its not easy :o

[Violetmay]

Tryin to get out of door, i know it sounds strange, but its not easy :o


Nah it's not. Big effort. If you don't want to don't. If you can great. You're the boss.