2006 plan for confusing the brummie tourists

[dracken1]

soon it will start. the hills of my home will darken as the swarm known as the brummie tourists will start arriving. for a summer of strange accents, brocken car mirrors and bent aerials.
i've just ordered a black watch kilt and the rest of the gear from edinburgh. and a few of us are going to hang around the borth main entrance road.

now knowing the way most brummies think, this is how we envisage it going.

to get from birmingham to borth you go west.
they arrive at the village limits and see what they are going to believe are scotsmen.
think "fack" we went north instead of west.

then they will attempt to resolve it by going south and then west to end up in wales.

but they won't. they'll end up in cornwall.
which is great for us but a bit tough on the cornish folk.

but if they do the same as us
whallahhhhhhh they end up in the english channel.

and it's perfectly legal :D :D :D

[STEViE]

or .....


..... you could just do a mailshot to the people of Brum enclosin' a special offer flyer from JFP Cartographers :D

[The Beer Monsters]

or .....


..... you could just do a mailshot to the people of Brum enclosin' a special offer flyer from JFP Cartographers :DIt'd get lost in the post... ;)

[Jonnyfp]

It'd get lost in the post... ;)


Hey drack it only seems fair to me mate.

You send your **** here we have our holidays there.. ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Present company accepted of course Huw.. :p

[dracken1]

good idea the welsh kilts. wouldn't deter the brummies though. they hunt in packs. wool flying everywhere :D

[bill?]

but a bit tough on the cornish folk.
:D :D :D


they prolly deserve it.

[Jonnyfp]

good idea the welsh kilts. wouldn't deter the brummies though. they hunt in packs. wool flying everywhere :D


We have noticed that most folk on the estate now have burberry sheep instead of dogs..

[SatinBlack]

but they won't. they'll end up in cornwall.
which is great for us but a bit tough on the cornish folk.


they prolly deserve it.

Come summer time i get me chainsaw out and put me hitchin gear on which kinda freaks the emmits out
;)

http://www.sy9apses.plus.com/Moors.bmp

but were always more than happy when it comes to giving directions :rolleyes:


http://www.sy9apses.plus.com/Tourist%20car%20park.jpg

[Jonnyfp]

Grockles and Emmits? :D

grockles in Devon are'nt we?

[cxdemon]

they prolly deserve it.


Bleedin cheek :mad:
we don't mind tourists down yer, but we'd prefer em to just send us the money, and an address to send the tacky souvenirs to :D

[trike]

i think you should all have the brummies, keeps them out of stourport :D

[slob]

i think you should all have the brummies, keeps them out of stourport :D



people in stourport sound lik Brummies anyway!

[trike]

people in stourport sound lik Brummies anyway!
Trike takes Slob out side for a good slapping :p

[Jonnyfp]

i think you should all have the brummies, keeps them out of stourport :D



That'll learn ye missus..
Hows you rose?

xx

[STEViE]

i think you should all have the brummies
I had a touch of the brummies once .... made me feel qite bileous :D

[Jonnyfp]

You Berkshire hunt you.. :D

[Grav]

I had a touch of Jonny's bum once .... made me feel qite bileous :D

snigger....... :D

[seedless]

I dont understand it must be the accent

[krammer]

when the brummie hordes descend on the one horse town that is borth and set up camp around the town's best (and only) chippy i will watch with great amusement at all the sullen, local menfolk as their women are seduced by coloured beads and old HP bottles.

[iomrob]

are seduced by coloured beads and old HP bottles.

thought a necklace, and a flower in the button hole was the normal thing,,,,,, mind you its brummies, nothing normal there :p :D

[krammer]

thought a necklace, and a flower in the button hole was the normal thing,,,,,, mind you its brummies, nothing normal there :p :D a flower in the what hole rob?

[iomrob]

a flower in the what hole rob?

i rest my case :p

[krammer]

just wait 'til easter, then dracken will have something to moan about :)

[dracken1]

yes thank you for that krammer. i don't understand why brummies come here at all. can't be to get a tan as most of brums inhabitants already have one :D :D

[critch]

the only tan krammer has is in the gusset of his under crackers :D