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Freak
31-01-2006, 07:07 PM
Stow on the Wold has hit the big time national newspapers today
'What for?' I hear you ask.
Because the headmistress at the local primary school has taken meatballs off the lunch menu,
Why ? In case the kiddies choke on them :confused:

Make of that what you will
I dont understand it meself
Bosun
31-01-2006, 07:07 PM
a bit of gristle never hurt anyone
krammer
31-01-2006, 07:10 PM
i'd be curious to know what food you cant choke yourself on.
Freak
31-01-2006, 07:16 PM
i'd be curious to know what food you cant choke yourself on.

I know, I just dont understand the mentality behind it
Just think, those poor kids will grow up never experiencing the delights
of school meatballs in tomato gravy...... it's a bloody disgrace
krammer
31-01-2006, 07:19 PM
the meatballs from IKEA are pretty good and get this, they actually have some meat in 'em.
Freak
31-01-2006, 07:21 PM
They're all just cheep imitations of faggots... which are an imitation of rissoles
Hmmmmmmmmm Rissoles :D
Freak
31-01-2006, 07:22 PM
the meatballs from IKEA are pretty good and get this, they actually have some meat in 'em.

IKEA...... ? :confused:
krammer
31-01-2006, 07:25 PM
IKEA...... ? :confused: it's a little swedish furniture shop. i have never been there............................................. ...................................well, i say never............................................. ..................................ok, i've been there once...................................well i say once.............................................. ........
Freak
31-01-2006, 07:27 PM
they sell meatballs???.... are you sure it wasn't iceland you were at :D
krammer
31-01-2006, 07:29 PM
they sell meatballs???.... are you sure it wasn't iceland you were at :D of course they sell meatballs. swedish ones fresh from ulrikas panties.
Grav
31-01-2006, 07:31 PM
of course they sell meatballs. swedish ones fresh from ulrikas panties.
Ulrika ka ka kack!
BikerGran
31-01-2006, 10:20 PM
The thing is, eating meatballs is just soooo dangerous.

Like most other things in life.

In fact, the safest thing to do would be to commit suicide at birth, before something kills you...................