Top Ten Reasons Why Pan European Riders Don't Wave Back

[Womble_Lancs]

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The expresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on the dashboard.

[Jonnyfp]

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The expresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on the dashboard.


Number 6. class..lol

[Juke]

maybe he was just too embarrassed at waht he was riding, he dint want anyone to notice him??????????????????

[Maggie B]

so true

so true :p

[Mental Dave]

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The expresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on the dashboard.



I have the dubious honour of having a friend who rides one of these orrible car bikes, I copied your post and emailed him this morning, needless to say he wasn't amused.... :D :D made my day, I thank you.

[Juke]

Dave, I dont know whats worse.....a guy called 'Mental Dave' having a mate who owns one of these, or actually admitting you have a mate who owns one of these........bless ya!!!!!! :rolleyes:

[Womble_Lancs]

I have the dubious honour of having a friend who rides one of these orrible car bikes, I copied your post and emailed him this morning, needless to say he wasn't amused.... :D :D made my day, I thank you.

It was a Pan rider who sent it to me :rolleyes:

[Mental Dave]

Dave, I dont know whats worse.....a guy called 'Mental Dave' having a mate who owns one of these, or actually admitting you have a mate who owns one of these........bless ya!!!!!! :rolleyes:


well he did have a Kawasaki Z1300 when he sold it and bought the pan we all did have a go at him, but when it comes right down to it, it don't matter what he rides, as long as he rides.